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What do you think of Betty the Dancing Whale?

Cute! ^___^
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Needs to glam up her image, say, with a fluffy pink tutu or something
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Tattoo advertisements on her butt; then she might be of some use
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*Aims harpoon gun*
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I was wondering whether I should update my avatar. Shall I modify her, or leave her as she is? Any special requests?
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*aims harpoon gun... aat whoever was aiming their harpoon gun at the whale*

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*fires*

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<---- OK, now Betty has donned a pretty pink tutu and a crystal tiara and taken up ballet lessons. :D
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I'm aiming my harpoon gun, only because it's the choice with which I will have the most fun. :)
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I tattooed a white target on Betty's butt, but I'm afraid it's too small to see. You'll have to aim pretty well.

Oh, and you'll need a LOT of penetrating power.
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That's what HARPOON missiles are for :P
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Rathark wrote: Oh, and you'll need a LOT of penetrating power.
So many ways to comment on that... :twisted:
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Rathark wrote: Oh, and you'll need a LOT of penetrating power.
So many ways to comment on that... :twisted:
Yeah, it probably needs double the penetrating power, right DP?
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Would you like me to demonstrate? Perhaps with serrated insturments, and yourself? :P
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Would you like me to demonstrate?
As long as I'm not the guinea pig...go right ahead.
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Crayz9000 wrote:That's what HARPOON missiles are for :P
What, flying harmlessly over the target? No, what you want is a Flower Class Corvette, the hull was designed as a whaler but adapted to be an ASW escort. Now you just yank off the 4-inch gun and add the explosive harpoon gun back on while keeping the nice racks of depth charges.
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Hmm. I find the way your avatar moves strangely hypnotic...
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:
Rathark wrote: Oh, and you'll need a LOT of penetrating power.
So many ways to comment on that... :twisted:
3rd Impact wrote:Hmm. I find the way your avatar moves strangely hypnotic...

Perverts :twisted:
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She's too small. Does she come bigger?
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innerbrat wrote:She's too small. Does she come bigger?
Yes, much too small. I can hardly make it out, and my avatar could crush it between his rippling pectoral muscles without even noticing.
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OK, Now she's attempting a pirouette, while I am pressed against the slimy stomach lining by the tremendous centrifugal G-force. She's a bit closer to the camera this time, too.
Pablo Sanchez wrote:Yes, much too small. I can hardly make it out, and my avatar could crush it between his rippling pectoral muscles without even noticing.
With Betty weighing in at 200 tons and having a girth of 20 metres, I'd like to see him try :lol: :lol: :lol:
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