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zombie84 wrote:She's pretty uptight with sexuality, its amazing someone was able to sneak those photos of her at a nude beach.
Where can I get these?
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zombie84 wrote:She's pretty uptight with sexuality, its amazing someone was able to sneak those photos of her at a nude beach.
Where can I get these?
Just look on the net you`ll find some.
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neoolong wrote:
Lord Pounder wrote:You see Angela Jolie's tit in Hackers too. Speaking of hackers thats the nude scene a want. Involving all the main good guys except Joey.
Actually I think that scene was cut in the movie. It's only in the trailer.
Nope. I have the DVD of Hackers and watch it regularily. The entire movie not just the tit scene.
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Montcalm wrote:
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zombie84 wrote:She's pretty uptight with sexuality, its amazing someone was able to sneak those photos of her at a nude beach.
Where can I get these?
Just look on the net you`ll find some.
Also, if one of Amidala's handmaidens is acceptable, I'll suggest The Hole which features Keira "Sabé" Knightley flashing...
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Montcalm wrote:
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zombie84 wrote:She's pretty uptight with sexuality, its amazing someone was able to sneak those photos of her at a nude beach.
Where can I get these?
Just look on the net you`ll find some.
Theirin lies the problem. My parents check my computer weekly. Sure, I can delete history items, but not Google searches. Can you please give me a URL.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Montcalm wrote:
YT300000 wrote: Where can I get these?
Just look on the net you`ll find some.
Also, if one of Amidala's handmaidens is acceptable, I'll suggest The Hole which features Keira "Sabé" Knightley flashing...
Tsk tsk tsk...Keira was underage then...why would you want to see that, you pedophile!

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I still want to find the Lesbian Sex scene from Episode I....

with Portmon and Kiera....
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YT300000 wrote: Theirin lies the problem. My parents check my computer weekly. Sure, I can delete history items, but not Google searches. Can you please give me a URL.
Use a different search engine that they don't know about for your porn hunting. :twisted:

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Tsyroc wrote:
YT300000 wrote: Theirin lies the problem. My parents check my computer weekly. Sure, I can delete history items, but not Google searches. Can you please give me a URL.
Use a different search engine that they don't know about for your porn hunting. :twisted:

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All of Jennifer Love Hewitt's near-misses.

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Back to the not sot nude scenes that should have been nude.

How about Elizabeth Shue in Cocktail?

There's an almost shot when she takes off her swiming suit. Tom Cruise certainly appearts to be getting an eyefull.
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The best near miss i know off happened to Billy Connelly, one of my favourite funny guys ever. He was doing a movie with Sharon Stone and was getting on great with her. The day they filmed the nude scene they had a massive fall out and she demanded he have his back to her when she took her top off. So there's our Billy in bed with a naked Sharon Stone and he's not allowed to look. He was very unhappy.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I still want to find the Lesbian Sex scene from Episode I....

with Portmon and Kiera....
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yaye, nobody said the olson twins


im actually suprized.
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Tsyroc wrote:Back to the not sot nude scenes that should have been nude.

How about Elizabeth Shue in Cocktail?

There's an almost shot when she takes off her swiming suit. Tom Cruise certainly appearts to be getting an eyefull.
I'd perfer Elizabeth to be naked in Hollowman.
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aphexmonster wrote:yaye, nobody said the olson twins


im actually suprized.
*Batters aphexmonster to within an inch of his life*

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*Thinks for a moments and batters the olsen twins for good measure*
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
zombie84 wrote:She's pretty uptight with sexuality, its amazing someone was able to sneak those photos of her at a nude beach.
That's an understatement - Natalie Portman is almost infamous for her reluctance to do sex scenes. (IIRC she was originally hired for the title role in "Lolita" but declined when she found out how much sex there was in the movie)
Funny, she seemed quite willing to pose for Hustler back in 99. ;) (I've got the cover on my HD)
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Vertigo1 wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
zombie84 wrote:She's pretty uptight with sexuality, its amazing someone was able to sneak those photos of her at a nude beach.
That's an understatement - Natalie Portman is almost infamous for her reluctance to do sex scenes. (IIRC she was originally hired for the title role in "Lolita" but declined when she found out how much sex there was in the movie)
Funny, she seemed quite willing to pose for Hustler back in 99. ;) (I've got the cover on my HD)
Would you mind giving us a link?
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Lord Pounder wrote:*Thinks for a moments and batters the olsen twins for good measure*
That sounds like fun. :D
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Anb extended photoshot scene with lesbian sex in Embrace of the Vampire not Alyssa running off before they are both completely naked
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"Cradle 2 the Grave" when the main chick starts her striptease routine.

She was quite the hottie.

And did we see a full frontal Demi Moore (IIRC) in "GI Jane" with the shower scene, or was it just edited on the channel I saw it? She has a nice rack.
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RogueIce wrote:"Cradle 2 the Grave" when the main chick starts her striptease routine.

She was quite the hottie.

And did we see a full frontal Demi Moore (IIRC) in "GI Jane" with the shower scene, or was it just edited on the channel I saw it? She has a nice rack.
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YT300000 wrote:
Vertigo1 wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote: That's an understatement - Natalie Portman is almost infamous for her reluctance to do sex scenes. (IIRC she was originally hired for the title role in "Lolita" but declined when she found out how much sex there was in the movie)
Funny, she seemed quite willing to pose for Hustler back in 99. ;) (I've got the cover on my HD)
Would you mind giving us a link?
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neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:"Cradle 2 the Grave" when the main chick starts her striptease routine.

She was quite the hottie.

And did we see a full frontal Demi Moore (IIRC) in "GI Jane" with the shower scene, or was it just edited on the channel I saw it? She has a nice rack.
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She was the black chick, who was the fellow thief?

I honestly don't know, and I returned the movie already so I can't scan the credits.
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RogueIce wrote:
neoolong wrote:
RogueIce wrote:"Cradle 2 the Grave" when the main chick starts her striptease routine.

She was quite the hottie.

And did we see a full frontal Demi Moore (IIRC) in "GI Jane" with the shower scene, or was it just edited on the channel I saw it? She has a nice rack.
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She was the black chick, who was the fellow thief?

I honestly don't know, and I returned the movie already so I can't scan the credits.
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