Inspired by threads titled "Tombstone"

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-22 05:44pm

What would you like to have yours say?

A few i've thought of:

"Off to tell God he's in my seat"

"Be right back"

"If you're reading this you are within grabbing distance"

"Words in this headstone are more profound than they appear"

"Perhaps a bad place to advertise bungee jumping, but it really is great"

"I drank WHAT?!"

i had some more, those are all i can remember for now.

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-08-22 05:50pm

Looking down the barrel to clear a weapon....not a good idea.....in retrospect.

Worm breeding experiment, please stand back.

Here lies that vietnamese guy who died, was put in a morgue, only to come back to life, slip into a coma and die two days later.

Whoops.

Here lies ________ never to see Marge schott naked again.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-08-22 06:30pm

Robert Treder

Died tragically saving his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-08-22 06:46pm

Rob Dalton

Died from heart attack mid-coitus in the middle of thirty-four raunchy, nubile virgins.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-22 07:10pm

Wicked Pilot:

Died during the War of North Korean Liberation. After downing 5 Mig-29s in a single sortie, he slipped in the shower before bed that night.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-22 07:44pm

HemlockGrey

1985-

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-08-22 07:51pm

What does that big red button do?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-22 07:52pm

"Dig me up, you know you want to, c'mon, do it."

inside the coffin.

"You Sick Fuck!"

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-08-22 08:00pm

'Highwayman, Sailor, Dam Builder, Starship Captain... What comes next, who knows?'

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-22 08:10pm

He finally reach the poisoned lasagna.

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-22 08:15pm

Pedro P.
1979 - 2079

Loved by his wife, children, family and friends.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-08-22 11:44pm

Mike J M Nugent

1985-

He's a lot stiffer now.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-22 11:50pm

John Hansen
1984-

Killed by the ghost of John Hansen on level 4 of the Dungeons of Doom.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-08-22 11:57pm

Sir Nitram

Who departed us peacefully, unlike the five hundred SWAT members trying to seperate him from his favorite brand of cookie.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-08-23 12:39am

"Are you SURE that won't electrocute me?"

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-23 02:45am

WHo needs a tombstone I want to go out Viking style...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-23 03:15am

Joseph Estes -

"Loneliness is a slow-acting but fatal poison."

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-08-23 05:30am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:'Highwayman, Sailor, Dam Builder, Starship Captain... What comes next, who knows?'

Liar, you wont have a tombstone, you'll have a giant cement phallus coming out of the middle of your plot you deranged fruit.

Actually that was my idea, but I decided Id rather be cremated and introduced into a major city's water supply. Or turned into a diamond, put on a ring, and given to a stripper.

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-08-23 05:33am

In all seriousness, I don't really care whether or not I have a tombstone. If my family's smart, they won't blow the money on me, since I'll already be dead.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-08-23 06:04am

I said, just set me on a boat and burn us....

I don't need the weapons or the dog or the maiden, I just want to be creamated on a boat....

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-08-23 06:21am

Vacancy

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-08-23 09:27am

Mitth`raw`nuruodo

"Well, that doesn't seem TOO dangerous..."

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-08-23 10:04am

Well, ideally, I would have no tombstone - I would either be catapulted into space to burn up either in our atmosphere or someone elses... if you're gonna go, you might as well spread yourself to the solar winds doing it...

But if I did have a tombstone - then it might say...

"No, you moron, these aren't my famous last words."
"I can be found in the tombstone marked Arghhhhhh..."

If I am still in the height of madness when I go, then it could well say:
"El Moose Monstero, born a man, dyed a moose, got arrested for colouring animals, started a rebellion, won."
"Mahooooooo!"

And just for all the athiests out there...

^^^
| | |

"I'm with Stupid..."

Oooh, I'm going to Hell now...

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-23 10:11am

Roger L.
In his life time caused 18 internation incidents, 5 wars, 2 revolutions and never ever ever paid that unjust overdue notice to Blockbuster.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-08-23 10:13am

Lived weird, died old, and left a corpse that drives forensic scientists insane.