Facial feature removal.
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Facial feature removal.
Just wondering if anyone knows how to get rid of the black coloring or bags is what i call them under your eyes? Been a bugger and everytime I smile I look weird as it would stick out.~Jason
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That would take a lot of sleeping pills. I can't even take naps......~Jason
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Re: Facial feature removal.
Hhahaha you can't get rid of themSoontir C'boath wrote:Just wondering if anyone knows how to get rid of the black coloring or bags is what i call them under your eyes? Been a bugger and everytime I smile I look weird as it would stick out.~Jason
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Covergirls and runway models often apply a cream under their eyes that's readily available at drug stores everywhere. Preparation H.
Apply it the night before a photo shoot and presto! No bags.
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Apply it the night before a photo shoot and presto! No bags.
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putting ass-cream on your face... I can imagine the conversations people had when they figured that out...Slowhand wrote:Covergirls and runway models often apply a cream under their eyes that's readily available at drug stores everywhere. Preparation H.
Apply it the night before a photo shoot and presto! No bags.
For what it's worth...
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What the hell would you normally use ass-cream for? I mean, why would you put it on your ass?
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it's for hemerroidsHemlockGrey wrote:What the hell would you normally use ass-cream for? I mean, why would you put it on your ass?
Anyway, concealer is your friend.
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Really? I thought it was a result of crossbreeding with Sun Elves... oops, have been reading the Forgotten Realms sourcebook too much.Slowhand wrote:Covergirls and runway models often apply a cream under their eyes that's readily available at drug stores everywhere. Preparation H.
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Re: Facial feature removal.
Easy:Soontir C'boath wrote:Just wondering if anyone knows how to get rid of the black coloring or bags is what i call them under your eyes? Been a bugger and everytime I smile I look weird as it would stick out.~Jason
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You're not kidding. My grandma on my Dad's side had dark circles under her eyes...and so did my Dad...and so do my sister and I. I'm constantly being reminded of it when people suggest that I should get more sleep. Nevermind that I've probably slept until noon that day, it's just hereditary. I also look like I take drugs when I'm in pictures they're so bad...TrailerParkJawa wrote:It sucks to always appear to be half asleep even if you are not.
In closing, there isn't shit you can do about it AFAIK *grumbles*
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Slowhand wrote:Covergirls and runway models often apply a cream under their eyes that's readily available at drug stores everywhere. Preparation H.
Apply it the night before a photo shoot and presto! No bags.
For what it's worth...
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