Walking in on your spouse taking a dump

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Would you enter the bathroom while spouse or significant other is doing the 1 or 2?

Poll ended at 2005-06-19 10:56am

I have no problems whatsoever
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18%
Oh shit, no way in hell
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33%
Only when necessary
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38%
Don't know and have no opinion
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11%
 
Total votes: 45

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Okies, so some of you don't have a problem letting it rip in front of your significant other. Would you pull an Eyes Wide Shut and enter the bathwoom while your SO/spouse is taking care of nature's business?

and would you hit it?
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No matter how sexy my SO would be, she would be infinitely less sexy when pushing a large floater out of her butt, so no.
But I wouldn't necessarily worry if she really needed to, for example, go while I'm in the bath.
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If its a one bathroom house, no problem....
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innerbrat wrote:No matter how sexy my SO would be, she would be infinitely less sexy when pushing a large floater out of her butt, so no.
But I wouldn't necessarily worry if she really needed to, for example, go while I'm in the bath.

Still, I bet you'll pause just a moment when you hear a loud splash and start flashing back to a Baby Ruth floating in a swimming pool. :)


One thing that seems to be popular with all of the new houses built here it Tucson is the isolated potty clostet. In otherwords the toilet has it's own little room (with ventalation fan) within the larger room of the master bath. At least that's how most of the new homes I've seen have had the bathrooms arranged in the master bedroom. The other bathrooms are usually more traditional.
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You know, for my work out diet, I eat about 6 smaller meals per day. Even though they're smaller, that equals a pretty good amount of crap (not to mention all of the farting from my steamed vegetables). I take a dump about 4 times per day. I've dropped a couple of bombs (not just bombs, more like anacondas coming out of my ass) while my finace' is in the bathroom. She usually sniffs the air and runs out. Why she sniffs first I couldn't tell you, but she has a really raunchy sense of humor. Anyway, we rip farts off all the time around each other (it's funny because she's a 5'1" Japanese chick). Sometimes my farts wake her up in the morning. That's the key to a healthy relationship. It's all about being comfortable around your significant other when they fart and poop.
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WTF's a Baby Ruth?

I thought he was a rounders player?
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innerbrat wrote:WTF's a Baby Ruth?

I thought he was a rounders player?

The best candy bar ever

that is what a Baby Ruth is
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innerbrat wrote:WTF's a Baby Ruth?

I thought he was a rounders player?
It was the candy bar that was doing a good impersonation of a floater in the pool in Cadyshack. Bill Murray, took a bite out of it when he was cleaning up the pool later. :)
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Tevar and I have outgrown the stage where we cringe at such a thought. I mean, come on, it's natural, it's not like we don't wipe and clean ourselves!
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Fuck, no. :lol:
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Some people think taking a dump is sexy. I am not one of them.
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"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest crap!"
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Why anyone would be interested in--let alone want to watch--another using the facilities is beyond me. What happens inside those doors are both sacred and private.
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Durandal wrote:"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest crap!"
"Shut up dude, no she wasn't!"
"She was to! And she has a major gas problem too!"
-Wendy and Stan, South Park.
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"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest dump I've ever seen in my life!"
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Why anyone would be interested in--let alone want to watch--another using the facilities is beyond me. What happens inside those doors are both sacred and private.
No one is interested in watching people shit or piss. This is really about resource conflicts. If you've got one toilet and your gf or wife spends the whole morning doing her thing, sometimes you just GOT to break in there and drain the dragon.

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:D I have no problem with it, but she does. I piss all the time in the morning while she's in there doing her hair, makeup and such. She'll, on the other hand, will cut me off if I even attempt to walk into the bathroom durring her buisness.
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Pissing is no big deal, but we tend to avoid the bathroom when the other person is taking a shit.
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Darth Wong wrote:Pissing is no big deal, but we tend to avoid the bathroom when the other person is taking a shit.
I think I agree there. It's the grunts and the yells that you don't ever want to hear your SO make unless she's having your baby. (or a baby, at least)
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We have no compunctions about walking in when the other is taking a piss. Dropping a load, on the other hand, we give each other their privacey. For some reason the cats like to bust in on that though if the door isn't locked. They must like the captive audience.
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Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest crap!"
"Shut up dude, no she wasn't!"
"She was to! And she has a major gas problem too!"
-Wendy and Stan, South Park.
Actually...

"Hey Stan, I was in the bathroom, and Miss Ellen was in there, taking the biggest dump I've ever seen in my life!"
Sorry, I saw the episode three nights or so ago. I got the gist across. :)
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Since I work in a funeral home, seeing poop is relatively low on my gross out scale.
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Nitram forgot to add that there is just the one bathroom in the house... so we had to get used to it.

The funny part is when we're both in need of the facilities, doing the peepee dance while telling the other "hurry up, Hurryup!"
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Tsyroc wrote: One thing that seems to be popular with all of the new houses built here it Tucson is the isolated potty clostet. In otherwords the toilet has it's own little room (with ventalation fan) within the larger room of the master bath. At least that's how most of the new homes I've seen have had the bathrooms arranged in the master bedroom. The other bathrooms are usually more traditional.
Its popular here in new homes, but only in the Master bedroom. I think certain builders are more prone to use that style. My friends home is a Shappel and its like that, but Greystone homes doenst.
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It also depends on the target market of the homes being built...
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