My Precious Legos have been Desecrated

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-20 07:54pm

I haven't seen the entire site yet, but the very first frame I accessed had a Lego man fucking a Lego sheep.

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-20 07:56pm

The bible in lego.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-08-20 08:03pm

This has been posted before.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-20 08:04pm

SeebianWurm wrote:This has been posted before.

What? Well damnit!

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-08-20 08:07pm

It is impressive, however.

Flipping through the Sodom section, I can't help but still be amazed at how believers can lap up the arbitrary nonsense of Yahweh. I mean, turning Lot's wife into salt for looking back just shows what an evil bastard Yahweh is. He didn't want them to see the horrible atrocity he was inflicting on Sodom, so he smites a woman just for daring to look on his murderous handy work. Was any villain ever so terrible?

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-08-20 08:08pm

I thought this would be more fundie nonsense, but is actually some good shit

So it's a religion parody site then? The LEGO orgy scene was great.

Baron Scarpia · Post by **Baron Scarpia** » 2003-08-20 08:17pm

Comedy gold:

http://www.thereverend. com/brick_testament//the_law/

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-20 08:18pm

I love that site. It's so funny.

http://www .thereverend.com/brick_testament//the_law/beastiality/ex22_18.html

How Gestapo.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-08-20 08:20pm

Baron Scarpia wrote:It is impressive, however.

Flipping through the Sodom section, I can't help but still be amazed at how believers can lap up the arbitrary nonsense of Yahweh. I mean, turning Lot's wife into salt for looking back just shows what an evil bastard Yahweh is. He didn't want them to see the horrible atrocity he was inflicting on Sodom, so he smites a woman just for daring to look on his murderous handy work. Was any villain ever so terrible?

I think i just stole an attribute for my new villain.

Crazy Goji · Post by **Crazy Goji** » 2003-08-20 09:11pm

Gah! Quick, cleanse your eyes with this:

http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=48970

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-08-20 09:40pm

Wicked Pilot wrote:I haven't seen the entire site yet, but the very first frame I accessed had a Lego man fucking a Lego sheep.

http://www.thereverend.com/brick_testament/

That is BAD TIMES!

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-20 10:44pm

http://www. thereverend.com/brick_testament/epistles_of_paul/instructions_for_women/1co14_34.html

http://www. thereverend.com/brick_testament/epistles_of_paul/instructions_for_women/1co14_35.html

http://www. thereverend.com/brick_testament/epistles_of_paul/instructions_for_women/1tm02_11-12.html

Is it me, or is he MOCKING Paul?

http://www .thereverend.com/brick_testament//epistles_of_paul/instructions_for_slaves/tt02_09.html

I do love it how all the slaves are black. (Baptists: OF COURSE!)

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-08-24 08:04am

Hmmm........There's something wrong with those hyperlinks. Oh well, we'll always have cut-and-paste

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-24 11:49am

Darth Gojira wrote:Hmmm........There's something wrong with those hyperlinks.

They are purposely broken.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-24 02:35pm

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I do love it how all the slaves are black. (Baptists: OF COURSE!)

I especially like how all the slave owners look like Colonel Sanders.

I'm beginning to wonder if this site is a parody.

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-08-24 04:33pm

I'm pretty sure it is. If you read the front page of that site, it comes off as one. Of course, I'm acting off memory of the first time it was posted, but still, the guy isn't a reverend in the religious sense of the word.

David · Post by **David** » 2003-08-24 08:33pm

Look at the on incest

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-24 08:37pm

Someone has WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-08-24 08:54pm

I find it interesting that all the male slaves have Little Richard's hair.

Wow, this is just. It has got to be parody.
The head of man is christ.(Previous male character with christ face head)
The head of woman is man.(Male head on female body.)

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-08-24 09:09pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Someone has WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

Somebody has way too many Legos too.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-24 09:29pm

SyntaxVorlon wrote:I find it interesting that all the male slaves have Little Richard's hair.

Wow, this is just. It has got to be parody.
The head of man is christ.(Previous male character with christ face head)
The head of woman is man.(Male head on female body.)

Or the one where it says that woman shall be subservient to man in all things, and it shows the guy in front of his TV, reclining, and the woman serving him drinks

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2003-08-25 12:42am

Wicked Pilot wrote:Somebody has way too many Legos too.

That's not possible.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-08-25 12:50am

DPDarkPrimus wrote: I do love it how all the slaves are black. (Baptists: OF COURSE!)

As an American Baptist, I am upset by that insinuation.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-08-25 12:56am

LadyTevar wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote: I do love it how all the slaves are black. (Baptists: OF COURSE!)
As an American Baptist, I am upset by that insinuation.

Give her five minutes.. She'll schism into something else..

*runs from the Hammer*

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-25 01:14am

http://www. thereverend.com/brick_testament/genesis/noahs_insobriety/gn09_29.html

Then he died.

[cackles]

[EDIT] Are the angels at Sodom wearing jet-packs...?

~ver

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