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Coroner opens a new inquest into Harold Holt...

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So hopefully we'll finally be able to find out what the fuck happened to him.
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I must be out of the loop

Who the dilly is Harold Holt?
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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Your Jimmy Hoffa, eh...
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Hamel wrote:Who the dilly is Harold Holt?
The Aussie Jimmy Hoffa?
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Yeah, our Prime Minister who went swimming one day and never came back to shore.

Theories range from Alien Abduction, to shark attack to him being picked up by a Russian Submarine (suprisingly has a very large following, that last theory)...
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weemadando wrote:Yeah, our Prime Minister who went swimming one day and never came back to shore.

Theories range from Alien Abduction, to shark attack to him being picked up by a Russian Submarine (suprisingly has a very large following, that last theory)...
That is freakin' STRANGE. I think I hear the hum of a black helicopter
"Right now we can tell you a report was filed by the family of a 12 year old boy yesterday afternoon alleging Mr. Michael Jackson of criminal activity. A search warrant has been filed and that search is currently taking place. Mr. Jackson has not been charged with any crime. We cannot specifically address the content of the police report as it is confidential information at the present time, however, we can confirm that Mr. Jackson forced the boy to listen to the Howard Stern show and watch the movie Private Parts over and over again."
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