I would hope that even if she were desparate for money Natalie Portman would never be in Hustler. I just find most of that magazine revolting. At least Playboy makes some attempt at being artistic and making people look nice. Hustler just breaks out the "crotch cam"™ and puts it on maximum magnification.zombie84 wrote:In 1999 Portman would have been 16 years old--theres no way she would have been in Hustler! The only pics we have are the nude beach pictures, taken in 2001 when she was 18. Her tits were small, and they still are, but i think she has a great body regardless. I often prefer smaller breats anyway.
Almost-nude scenes you'd like to see..
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If you want to see here before the after market add-ons check out About Last Night with Rob LoweRogueIce wrote: And did we see a full frontal Demi Moore (IIRC) in "GI Jane" with the shower scene, or was it just edited on the channel I saw it? She has a nice rack.
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She was also in Blame it on Rio, but her hair covers her boobies. Although you can tell she is pre-enhancement.Tsyroc wrote:If you want to see here before the after market add-ons check out About Last Night with Rob LoweRogueIce wrote: And did we see a full frontal Demi Moore (IIRC) in "GI Jane" with the shower scene, or was it just edited on the channel I saw it? She has a nice rack.
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(falls out of the chair laughing)neoolong wrote:Alright, you heard the lady. All you underage kids out of the pool. Zaia wants to see Natalie Portman naked.Zaia wrote:That won't fly because we have massively underage kids here. Hence the existence of the rule in the first place.Zac Naloen wrote:how about if i just post the link?
its up to the reader if they click it...
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Erm her bithday is July of 1981 so how could she be sixteen some 18 years after her birth?
hell she's now old enough to drink these days. (Not that being under aged stopped her at a Moby concert in 99 *as per interview with Dave Letterman)
hell she's now old enough to drink these days. (Not that being under aged stopped her at a Moby concert in 99 *as per interview with Dave Letterman)
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