Swimming, Biking, & Snuggling
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Swimming, Biking, & Snuggling
Well I got back last night from a trip up to a friends cottage with my BF where we spent the entire day outdoors and drank wine & beer all night while watching the stars on the sand dunes. It was fun and now I'm a bit sore but I do have a great tan as well as some scraps and bruises. My BF is umm..doing worse than I am, he almost got drowned while swimming and took a spectacular crash off his bike after he clipped a tree.
Anyways, we started off on Friday with a crazy bike ride through the woods near the cottage, my BF and his buddy were setting a brutal pace and riding the most insane trails I've seen yet, these things were like a foot wide on the edge of a mountain and they had fallen logs on them and tons of crazy dips and turns, I kept thinking I was going to get thrown off my bike! It was nuts! I was keeping up with them ok on the climbs but the psychos were just tearing down the downhills at speeds that just scared the shit out of me while I was hard on the brakes trying to keep control of my bike. Oh my god I don't know how they do that!
After a nice lunch we headed off to the beach for some swimming and lazing around. We were out in Georgian Bay on a windy day so the waves were huge, well, huge for a lake. It started out with 3-4' swells when we got there but before long we were in 4-5' waves which is pretty freaky if you're not used to it, I was since I'd been doing open ocean swims since forever, the boys weren't and they were tossed around like corks. Jovan & Rebecca (my buddy's friends) had joined us for our trip to the beach and they were being knocked around by the waves too, Rebecca had her bikini top knocked out of place by the waves which I'm sure the guys enjoyed but she just freaked and screamed!
We kept walking and swimming out further into the lake until our feet no longer touched the bottom, we were still getting bounced around by the waves and some of them would break over our heads and people would come up sputtering, so instead of just floating and treading water we swam parallel to the shore for a while. we stopped for to rest and I saw that my BF was swimming for shore, and that he was struggling and not doing well at all so I swam over to help him out after making sure everyone else was alright. He'd been swamped by waves and swallowed too much lake water so he was coughing and trying to clear water out of his body and dead tired but otherwise ok. I helped get him to shallower water and went back to join the group in the waves just in time play lifeguard and drag another coughing sputtering body to shallower water, and with this it was decided that swimming in deep water was not a good idea for them. They'd all had enough anyways and went back to the beach to recover.
But I needed a good swim so I swam out another 100 yards or so and then went along the beach for a while before turning back in. It was a good swim, for a lake, but I don't recommend it to anyone who's not at home in the water like I am. Anyways, we spent the rest of the day drinking beer on the beach and playing football and wresting each other in the sand until the sun started going down. A couple of the guys weren't looking too thrilled that they got beat by a girl!
The next 2 days were pure mountain biking days, we just ate and biked all day. One night we went for a walk at night over to some sand dunes to relax and watch the stars while having yet more beers and booze to drink. We had to go through a forest to get to the dunes so my BF decided to play some hide & seek and scare the shit out us. He'd sneak off into the trees and wait for us to go by and then jump out screaming right in front of us before disappearing into the forest again. It didn't help that we were already a bit tipsy and that the forest is completely dark. So we got the dunes where we beat up my BF and tied him up with his jacket before rolling him down the dunes for trying to give us heart attacks, after which we broke out the drinks and lay back to watch the night sky. It's dark up there so we could see everything, the milky way, Mars, some shooting stars, and even the aurora, it was so beautiful!
Anyways, it was a lovely little vacation and we had so much fun, and we even found time for some lovin'.
Anyways, we started off on Friday with a crazy bike ride through the woods near the cottage, my BF and his buddy were setting a brutal pace and riding the most insane trails I've seen yet, these things were like a foot wide on the edge of a mountain and they had fallen logs on them and tons of crazy dips and turns, I kept thinking I was going to get thrown off my bike! It was nuts! I was keeping up with them ok on the climbs but the psychos were just tearing down the downhills at speeds that just scared the shit out of me while I was hard on the brakes trying to keep control of my bike. Oh my god I don't know how they do that!
After a nice lunch we headed off to the beach for some swimming and lazing around. We were out in Georgian Bay on a windy day so the waves were huge, well, huge for a lake. It started out with 3-4' swells when we got there but before long we were in 4-5' waves which is pretty freaky if you're not used to it, I was since I'd been doing open ocean swims since forever, the boys weren't and they were tossed around like corks. Jovan & Rebecca (my buddy's friends) had joined us for our trip to the beach and they were being knocked around by the waves too, Rebecca had her bikini top knocked out of place by the waves which I'm sure the guys enjoyed but she just freaked and screamed!
We kept walking and swimming out further into the lake until our feet no longer touched the bottom, we were still getting bounced around by the waves and some of them would break over our heads and people would come up sputtering, so instead of just floating and treading water we swam parallel to the shore for a while. we stopped for to rest and I saw that my BF was swimming for shore, and that he was struggling and not doing well at all so I swam over to help him out after making sure everyone else was alright. He'd been swamped by waves and swallowed too much lake water so he was coughing and trying to clear water out of his body and dead tired but otherwise ok. I helped get him to shallower water and went back to join the group in the waves just in time play lifeguard and drag another coughing sputtering body to shallower water, and with this it was decided that swimming in deep water was not a good idea for them. They'd all had enough anyways and went back to the beach to recover.
But I needed a good swim so I swam out another 100 yards or so and then went along the beach for a while before turning back in. It was a good swim, for a lake, but I don't recommend it to anyone who's not at home in the water like I am. Anyways, we spent the rest of the day drinking beer on the beach and playing football and wresting each other in the sand until the sun started going down. A couple of the guys weren't looking too thrilled that they got beat by a girl!
The next 2 days were pure mountain biking days, we just ate and biked all day. One night we went for a walk at night over to some sand dunes to relax and watch the stars while having yet more beers and booze to drink. We had to go through a forest to get to the dunes so my BF decided to play some hide & seek and scare the shit out us. He'd sneak off into the trees and wait for us to go by and then jump out screaming right in front of us before disappearing into the forest again. It didn't help that we were already a bit tipsy and that the forest is completely dark. So we got the dunes where we beat up my BF and tied him up with his jacket before rolling him down the dunes for trying to give us heart attacks, after which we broke out the drinks and lay back to watch the night sky. It's dark up there so we could see everything, the milky way, Mars, some shooting stars, and even the aurora, it was so beautiful!
Anyways, it was a lovely little vacation and we had so much fun, and we even found time for some lovin'.
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Re: Swimming, Biking, & Snuggling
Mwahahahaha!!!jmac wrote:My BF is umm..doing worse than I am, he almost got drowned while swimming and took a spectacular crash off his bike after he clipped a tree.
Actually, that happened to me once (the bike thing), except I hit the damn thing head-on (stupid-ass rental bikes with the fucking "push-pedal-backward brakes...). Hurt like a bitch. I've been told I did three flips in the air before hitting.
Helmet laws are a good thing. Another kid who hit literally split his helmet in two. If he hadn't had one on, he'd probably be dead right now. As it was, we all got a good luagh out of it later.
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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Re: Swimming, Biking, & Snuggling
Similar thing happened to me. A friend and I were biking, and this other kid threw a boomerang. Flew out of control and hit my front wheel, going between the spokes. Bike did a lazy forwards flip, and I bailed out. Then my friend, not being able to stop, drove his massive mountain bike over my hand. Ow.RogueIce wrote:Mwahahahaha!!!jmac wrote:My BF is umm..doing worse than I am, he almost got drowned while swimming and took a spectacular crash off his bike after he clipped a tree.
Actually, that happened to me once (the bike thing), except I hit the damn thing head-on (stupid-ass rental bikes with the fucking "push-pedal-backward brakes...). Hurt like a bitch. I've been told I did three flips in the air before hitting.
Helmet laws are a good thing. Another kid who hit literally split his helmet in two. If he hadn't had one on, he'd probably be dead right now. As it was, we all got a good luagh out of it later.
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Oh, and jmac, this thread makes me want to fall to the ground and kiss your feet. Why? Because if aerius had posted it, it would be 2 pages straight about you two having sex. And I don't want to have to struggle through another one of those threads.
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It's because we can do this to jmac: *hugs and kisses jmac profusely* and not to aerius.YT300000 wrote:Oh, and jmac, this thread makes me want to fall to the ground and kiss your feet. Why? Because if aerius had posted it, it would be 2 pages straight about you two having sex. And I don't want to have to struggle through another one of those threads.
Well, I suppose GALE could, but you get my point.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Glad ya enjoyed yourself...and lucky aerius(well aside from the injuries).
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We can? I thought she would kill us.RogueIce wrote:It's because we can do this to jmac: *hugs and kisses jmac profusely*
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
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Maybe, maybe not.YT300000 wrote:We can? I thought she would kill us.RogueIce wrote:It's because we can do this to jmac: *hugs and kisses jmac profusely*
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"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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I remember riding down Mt Wellington once. Saw a guy think he could make the gap between 2 trees. Turned out he couldn't. Bike stopped dead as the handlebars jammed. He didn't.
Another amusing one was the guy with spring front shocks on that same trail. Riding down all of a sudden *woiiinnnnnng!*, the guys front forks have been catapulted up by the springs, out of the sleeves and then thud into the ground, bury themselves and he gets launched.
Another amusing one was the guy with spring front shocks on that same trail. Riding down all of a sudden *woiiinnnnnng!*, the guys front forks have been catapulted up by the springs, out of the sleeves and then thud into the ground, bury themselves and he gets launched.
The way I see it if you're not crashing while biking you're not having enough fun, but this only applies to vacation rides where you're always pushing yourself way beyond your limits. Everyone crashed out good, I clipped the tree and flipped out, my buddy was missed a downhill switchback and got launched into the bushes, and my GF hit a patch of deep sand in a high speed corner and flew over the handlebars and went sliding in the sand. I think we averaged a crash per hour or so.
The swimming in the waves was pretty fun, it was nice standing in the surf and having the waves break around us. It was even cooler when Rebecca's bikini top got knocked off her breasts and gave me a nice view of her boobs. After she got her top back on her BF had to help her re-tie it more securely, guess she wasn't expecting waves on a lake, then again, neither was anyone else.
The near drowning experience wasn't fun, someone got the bright idea of going out and swimming in the deeper water with waves tossing us around and sometimes breaking over our heads. I'm a decent swimmer but I've never dealt with fucking 4-5' waves, it's not my idea of fun. As we were swimming along I got caught by some freak waves that broke over me and tossed me around. I was now coughing and spitting out water as more waves came down on me, things were getting fucked up, I was getting nowhere swimming on the surface. I went "fuck it" and swam underwater towards shore for as long as I could and got to where I could sorta put my feet on the bottom and tried to rest & recover a bit. I started swimming for shore again but wasn't getting very far, the waves made breathing pretty damn hard and I was getting tired fast, did I mention the damn current trying to sweep me back out? Fuck that ain't good, did I mention that I'd already swallowed a ton of lake water from the damn waves? My GF came along and helped me back towards shore so I could get a breather, swimming in waves is not my thing, I'm bringing a surfboard next time I see waves like this, fuck swimming! I have no idea how my GF swims in this stuff and how it's the most incredibly fun thing in the world to her. Swimming is fun, having a near brush with drowning isn't.
The swimming in the waves was pretty fun, it was nice standing in the surf and having the waves break around us. It was even cooler when Rebecca's bikini top got knocked off her breasts and gave me a nice view of her boobs. After she got her top back on her BF had to help her re-tie it more securely, guess she wasn't expecting waves on a lake, then again, neither was anyone else.
The near drowning experience wasn't fun, someone got the bright idea of going out and swimming in the deeper water with waves tossing us around and sometimes breaking over our heads. I'm a decent swimmer but I've never dealt with fucking 4-5' waves, it's not my idea of fun. As we were swimming along I got caught by some freak waves that broke over me and tossed me around. I was now coughing and spitting out water as more waves came down on me, things were getting fucked up, I was getting nowhere swimming on the surface. I went "fuck it" and swam underwater towards shore for as long as I could and got to where I could sorta put my feet on the bottom and tried to rest & recover a bit. I started swimming for shore again but wasn't getting very far, the waves made breathing pretty damn hard and I was getting tired fast, did I mention the damn current trying to sweep me back out? Fuck that ain't good, did I mention that I'd already swallowed a ton of lake water from the damn waves? My GF came along and helped me back towards shore so I could get a breather, swimming in waves is not my thing, I'm bringing a surfboard next time I see waves like this, fuck swimming! I have no idea how my GF swims in this stuff and how it's the most incredibly fun thing in the world to her. Swimming is fun, having a near brush with drowning isn't.
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Bleh to swimming. Swimming is stupid. If we were meant to swim we'd have gills damnit! And fins, and maybe krill-sifting organs to boot. But guess what dolphin-boy, we don't. We have legs that are made for walking, lungs that are made for breathin' air, and organs that are made to fuck because sifting krill takes too long.
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I can second the near-drowning not being fun part. I fell into a pool before I knew how to swim (my parents hadn't thought of teaching me to swim when we first moved to Florida), and it was a few minutes (3-4) before someone pulled me out. Don't remember much, except that I was sleeping a lot more than usual for about half a week.
So now, while I'm a very s-l-o-w swimmer, I'm a fairly strong one. And I'm one of those people who natural body oils don't react the same as most people's in water, so people hate any sort of chicken fight or wrestling in water, because nobody's been able to keep a grip on me yet.
Aerius: sounds like you got caught in some sort of rip current. If it happens when you're swimming again, try going parallel to shore about 50 yards. It's usually a narrow-band current caused by a channel in the bed, and won't exist beyond a certain point. I got caught in one surfing a few years back, and didn't realize it until I was way out beyond my buddies.
So now, while I'm a very s-l-o-w swimmer, I'm a fairly strong one. And I'm one of those people who natural body oils don't react the same as most people's in water, so people hate any sort of chicken fight or wrestling in water, because nobody's been able to keep a grip on me yet.
Aerius: sounds like you got caught in some sort of rip current. If it happens when you're swimming again, try going parallel to shore about 50 yards. It's usually a narrow-band current caused by a channel in the bed, and won't exist beyond a certain point. I got caught in one surfing a few years back, and didn't realize it until I was way out beyond my buddies.
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Well now that you mention it I'll write about it in some detail. Our friend's cottage is located right by a nature preserve which is pretty deserted, and in our 3 days up there we saw maybe 5-6 people in the forest. In other words, lots of privacy for doing naughty things with no chance of being caught in the act.YT300000 wrote:Oh, and jmac, this thread makes me want to fall to the ground and kiss your feet. Why? Because if aerius had posted it, it would be 2 pages straight about you two having sex. And I don't want to have to struggle through another one of those threads.
There's a hidden waterfall that's about a 15 minute bike ride from the cottage and that's where we went to get naked. We brought a couple beach towels with us, stripped off our clothes and went to play in the waterfall. We played under the waterfall for a while before my BF was overcome by urges and dragged me over to the beach towels for some lovin'. With a slight breeze blowing over our wet bodies the sensation was amazing, and so was the sex. It's orgasmic! (heh! ) I don't know how long we made love but by the time we were done we barely had the energy to bike back to the cottage, it was so worth it! You haven't lived until you've done it in the great outdoors!
Ummm...a little less profusely if you don't mind, you're drooling all over me.RogueIce wrote:It's because we can do this to jmac: *hugs and kisses jmac profusely*
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I'm not sure why people choose 'To Love is to Bury' as their wedding song...It's about a murder-suicide
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Swimming is an important skill, if you fall off a boat you need to know how to swim to stay alive.
That said, I don't particulairly like it.
That said, I don't particulairly like it.
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(starts singing) Deep Ones, Deep Ones, Roly-Poly Deep Ones...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Bleh to swimming. Swimming is stupid. If we were meant to swim we'd have gills damnit! And fins, and maybe krill-sifting organs to boot. But guess what dolphin-boy, we don't. We have legs that are made for walking, lungs that are made for breathin' air, and organs that are made to fuck because sifting krill takes too long.
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I love my cuddly GF and how she's so open to expanding our sexual horizons. I introduced her to having sex outdoors and she's taken a serious liking to it, which makes us both very happy. Love it! I wonder if she'll tell the other story about the sand dunes that didn't involve stargazing.
Either that or some kind of backwash from the waves. I've heard about these things but hadn't experienced them until that day. Pretty freaky.The Dark wrote: sounds like you got caught in some sort of rip current.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? That's just whack, one of the things I remember as a little kid was the seriously huge amount of "propaganda" relating to teaching your kids to swim as early as possible. That's just weird...The Dark wrote:I can second the near-drowning not being fun part. I fell into a pool before I knew how to swim (my parents hadn't thought of teaching me to swim when we first moved to Florida), and it was a few minutes (3-4) before someone pulled me out. Don't remember much, except that I was sleeping a lot more than usual for about half a week.
But anyways, congratulations! I want mountains down here in Central Florida, but alas, the only mountains we have are on the chests of our amazing females. God I love UCF
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Hehe, I agree *looks out window* We're a compeletely flat land of concrete and sand, but boy do we have the women!Vorlon1701 wrote:But anyways, congratulations! I want mountains down here in Central Florida, but alas, the only mountains we have are on the chests of our amazing females. God I love UCF
Anyway, on-topic, good for both of you. Some day, I will be doing this same kind of thing (maybe even posting it here to bug you guys, assuming this board is still up), some day.... *sighs wistfully*
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Ummm...how about another day hmmm? I think this is enough excitement for one day....aerius wrote:II wonder if she'll tell the other story about the sand dunes that didn't involve stargazing.
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One day when I was still mountain biking (okay, so it was up and down a damn mole hill behind the place I work) I was trying to keep up with this bastard I work with. He was pretty fast back there. I came around this turn, and I felt the bike swing to the left, then to the right, and back to the left again. By this time the front tire was impacting with a rock. needless to say I was doing a superman over the bars. when I finally got back to the parking lot, the other guy said all he heard was a 'Spud wait up man. AHHHHHH!!!'.
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- Darth Wong
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I've actually never understood the outdoor sex fetish. A bed is much more comfortable.aerius wrote:I love my cuddly GF and how she's so open to expanding our sexual horizons. I introduced her to having sex outdoors and she's taken a serious liking to it, which makes us both very happy. Love it! I wonder if she'll tell the other story about the sand dunes that didn't involve stargazing.
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"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
I blame one of the crazy chicks I dated for getting me into this outdoor sex thing. It's pretty fun, you get laid and you get a tan at the same time, and if you're by some water like we were cleanup's super simple and fun. Most of our sex does take place on a bed, but it's fun to do different things when we get the chance.Darth Wong wrote:I've actually never understood the outdoor sex fetish. A bed is much more comfortable.
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.