You are going to DIE!

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-08-28 02:39pm

But how'd you like to know when?
http://www.thespark.com/deathtest/

I can expect to die on August 22, 2054 at the age of 72 years old.
Most likely cause of death is apparently cancer, Public Execution In a Third World Country is also on the list, I am rooting for this option.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-08-28 02:58pm

April 22, 2071

of heart attack...most likely.

96?! though......oi, I wanna die semi young.

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-08-28 03:06pm

December 17, 2069
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (34%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-08-28 03:19pm

The good old death test over at Spark. Last time i did it i got 76 years old and heart attack.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-08-28 03:51pm

September, 22, 2044, Age 69 (What better age to go...)

Leading Cause of Death: Cancer (followed closely by Electrolysis -- hair-removal gone horribly awry, I imagine.)

Although personally, I'm hoping the Grim Reaper goes with Alien Abduction (9% chance on that one.)

Johonebesus · Post by **Johonebesus** » 2003-08-28 04:44pm

Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-28 04:56pm

Johonebesus wrote:Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?

Penile enlargement surgery.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-08-28 04:57pm

Johonebesus wrote:Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?

Because your back bones will be broken?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-28 04:58pm

Johonebesus wrote:Well, that's bizarre. It said I will die at 63 from auto-fellatio. I couldn't reach it at 18, what makes them think I will be able to in my 60's?

You won't. You'll die from breaking your neck while attempting to.

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2003-08-28 05:01pm

July 1, 2049
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Loneliness (5%)

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-08-28 05:02pm

June 19, 2063
at the age of 75 years old.

Heart Attack, followed by Cancer, Homicide, Alien Abduction, Third Degree Burns, then Loneliness.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-08-28 05:17pm

February 2, 2054
at the age of 66 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (30%)
Cancer (30%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-28 05:23pm

October 13, 2053
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Confusion (7%)
Drowning (7%)

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-28 06:42pm

August 17, 2057
at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-08-28 06:43pm

January 27, 2058
at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (50%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Homicide (5%)

Only because my bro had cancer.....hmmmm...~Jason

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-28 06:54pm

May 5, 2049 at age 73.

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

EDIT. If I do everything wrong in the test, this is my result.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 29, 2003 at the age of 28 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (12%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-08-28 06:58pm

November 7, 2057 at the age of 73 years old.

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Drowning (14%)
Wild Animal Mauling (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Auto-Fellatio? ROFLMAO!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-28 07:02pm

Woohoo!

September 19, 2069
at the age of 90 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (45%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-08-28 07:05pm

January 13, 2064 - at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (21%)
Cancer (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Joy, heart attack. I want alien abduction damnit!

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-08-28 07:10pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 1, 2054
at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (29%)
Cancer (29%)
Homicide (10%)

Homicide eh? I guess probably because of the connections with the mafia...when I take that out of the quiz homicide gets reduced to 5%.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-08-28 07:12pm

October 4, 2053 at the age of 67 years old.

Cancer (24%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Third Degree Burns (12%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Drowning (7%)

DarthBlight · Post by **DarthBlight** » 2003-08-28 07:14pm

July 8, 2052 at the age of 71. Cancer (31%) with heart attack running a VERY close second (30%)

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-28 10:15pm

I'll die on February 13, 2055.

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (26%)
Alien Abduction (8%)

Freak Accident (5%)

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-28 10:47pm

July 5, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Drowning (9%)
Loneliness (6%)

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-08-28 10:53pm

Homicide. Better buy that .45 right now.