I just cut my penis on a slice of stale bread

J · Post by J » 2003-08-28 10:36pm

aerius wrote:Hydrogen Peroxide was used as an oxidizer for rocket fuel, just thought I should let you know that....

Thank you for sharing, now is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-28 10:37pm

Durran Korr wrote:Low-concentration peroxide isn't too bad, but the high concentration stuff will damn near burn your hand off (which I learned the hard way).

Try spilling 43% pure peroxide on you. I did at work; it damn near took the skin completely off my right arm.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-28 10:39pm

Hamel wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Low-concentration peroxide isn't too bad, but the high concentration stuff will damn near burn your hand off (which I learned the hard way).
Details please

I'm a poolboy. People who are afraid of chlorine use concentrated Hydrogen Peroxide to shock their pools. The first time I went to a pool that used the stuff, I spilled some of the stuff on my hand, and thought nothing of it for a few minutes...until the burning started, and didn't stop for a long time. From then on I wouldn't handle the stuff without gloves.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-28 10:40pm

Owww, the worst I've every had on my penis was a masquito bite on the head. And I don't know much about anything, but I don't think dipping your wiener in peroxide is a good idea.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-28 10:41pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Owww, the worst I've every had on my penis was a masquito bite on the head. And I don't know much about anything, but I don't think dipping your wiener in peroxide is a good idea.

Well, at least it'll be totally clean and germ free....

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-08-28 10:42pm

I'm getting involved with a rockety project at ASU (this article is about phase one) in which we're attempting to make a hybrid-engine sounding rocket that will carry a 50kg payload to 200km (incidently, higher than any hybrid-fuel rocket has ever gone, and the first amateur rocket to reach space).

The oxidizer is 90% hydrogen peroxide. As one of the team leaders said, "the stuff in the bathroom is 3%. This stuff explodes if you look at it funny."

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-08-28 10:42pm

jmac wrote:Well, first off clean the breadcrumbs off your penis, then clean it thoroughly and apply an antibiotic ointment to the cuts after you get the bleeding slowed down. Apply pressure with a sterile gauze pad and think unsexy thoughts to slow & stop the bleeding. If you have an Aloe plant break a leaf off and rub the plant juices against the cuts to stop the bleeding. Line your underwear with gauze or paper towels, other than that I can't really help you.

In other words, you are asking him to touch himself.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-28 10:43pm

jmac wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Owww, the worst I've every had on my penis was a masquito bite on the head. And I don't know much about anything, but I don't think dipping your wiener in peroxide is a good idea.
Well, at least it'll be totally clean and germ free....

Well yeah... considering the peroxide is TOXIC TO ALL LIFE!!!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-28 10:43pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Owww, the worst I've every had on my penis was a masquito bite on the head. And I don't know much about anything, but I don't think dipping your wiener in peroxide is a good idea.

*looks at peroxide bottle*

3%

for use of minor cuts or abrasions
for use as a gargle or rinse
2 for $1

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-08-28 10:53pm

Hamel did you called PAA Peroxide Addict Anonymous,they will help you clean you addiction.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-28 10:54pm

Hamel wrote:
anarchistbunny wrote:Owww, the worst I've every had on my penis was a masquito bite on the head. And I don't know much about anything, but I don't think dipping your wiener in peroxide is a good idea.
*looks at peroxide bottle*

3%

for use of minor cuts or abrasions
for use as a gargle or rinse
2 for $1

I wouldnt even use that to much. It is actually not the best antiseptic, use neosporin or something similar... Peroxide will actully kill the tissue around the wound.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-28 10:55pm

Peroxide will actully kill the tissue around the wound.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-28 10:56pm

I'd light a candle and say a prayer for your penis, Hamel, but we're not allowed to have them in the dorms and I'm not religious...

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-08-28 11:00pm

Hamel wrote:
Peroxide will actully kill the tissue around the wound.
http://www.tm001a0003.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/wtf23.jpg

Hmmm... You did know that hydrogen peroxide was toxic didnt you? How do you think it kills the bacteria?

H2O2... The extra oxygen molecule makes it toxic...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-28 11:01pm

Hamel, you realize peroxide is an indiscriminate organic killer. It kills living tissue. Why do you think it's diluted like it is? Put enough on and it starts killing around the wound.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-28 11:03pm

Ha ha, now Hamel's dick is gonna drop off!!

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-28 11:03pm

Stormbringer wrote:Hamel, you realize peroxide is an indiscriminate organic killer. It kills living tissue. Why do you think it's diluted like it is? Put enough on and it starts killing around the wound.

I thought it only acted on bacteria. Shit

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-28 11:04pm

If it doesn't burn your skin right off, it will leave white stains on your skin that will last for a couple days.

The concentrated stuff, I mean.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-28 11:06pm

Durran Korr wrote:If it doesn't burn your skin right off, it will leave white stains on your skin that will last for a couple days.

The concentrated stuff, I mean.

The peroxide i used was a 3% concentration. You can even use it to gargle

J · Post by J » 2003-08-28 11:06pm

Durran Korr wrote:If it doesn't burn your skin right off, it will leave white stains on your skin that will last for a couple days.

The concentrated stuff, I mean.

White stains...*snicker*...

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-08-28 11:08pm

yeah, I learned when I was younger not to use too much peroxide, even though the feeling was cool. Neosporin works really well. about 4 weeks ago I spilled boiling water on my foot and had a blister on my toe, used this silvadine stuff, I still have a read circle from were I burned it, a week and a half ago I burned my ring finger on a lawn mower engine, deep burn about 1.5cm by 1 cm by 1mm, after 4 days of neosporin it was covered up and had the smooth think film thing over it.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-28 11:08pm

Tell you what, just put some antibiotic ointment (Neosporin for example) on it now and wrap it up good with gauze & tape it. Just don't tape the tape to your dick skin, pubic hairs, or ball sack cause then it'll hurt good when you have to remove it.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-08-28 11:09pm

Well, unless you're into that.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-28 11:11pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, unless you're into that.

One can only hope, afterall he was rather fond of dipping his pecker into the hydrogen peroxide...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-08-28 11:15pm

jmac wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, unless you're into that.
One can only hope, afterall he was rather fond of dipping his pecker into the hydrogen peroxide...

And slicing it with stale bread.