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Vs. Movies You'd Like to See.

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Well, with the success of Freddy vs Jason, I can't see copies coming out in the next couple of years, so what vs movies would you like to see come out?

Horror:
Jason vs Hellraiser: I think that Jason fighting Hellraiser's goons would be cool.
Chuckie vs Gremlins: Hey, their making Childs play 5, and both have a humorous element(one more than the other)

Other:
Jones vs Croft - My mom loves Tomb Raider(even the second one! we saw it tuesday, sucked) so just to show that bitch who's boss, and from drinking from the chailice he'd be able to take her even in the year 2000.

Zerg vs Bugs from SST: I don't know, maybe its just me, but I think the zerg were influenced from troopers, plus it would be cool see Alien Bug vs Alien Bug.
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Jennifer Lopez vs Mariah Carey

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:shock: Say what Childs play 5.
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Montcalm wrote::shock: Say what Childs play 5.
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hp&cf=prev&id=1808405789

Run by the guy that use to do upcomingmovies.com, really good site, yahoo didn't bastardize much. I just saw it on the list of updates and thougth it was in production. But with Freddy vs Jason making 61mil in the first two weeks it could likely get started up again.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote: Star wars vs. Star Trek
If that ever got made IRL it would suck. Not that a SWvST movie couldn't be great(Starcrossed:The Motion Picture), but really B&B and Lucas and crack. baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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Aliens vs. Predator...if it's done well (that goes for all of them I gues)

Godzilla vs. Gamera

Um...that's all I can think of at the moment, rest a surred, I'll think of some more.
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anarchistbunny wrote:
Montcalm wrote::shock: Say what Childs play 5.
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hp&cf=prev&id=1808405789

Run by the guy that use to do upcomingmovies.com, really good site, yahoo didn't bastardize much. I just saw it on the list of updates and thougth it was in production. But with Freddy vs Jason making 61mil in the first two weeks it could likely get started up again.
Its kind of confusing,i think it means they may resurect Chucky his girlfriend plus baby makes three killer dolls.
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Majin Gojira wrote:Aliens vs. Predator...if it's done well (that goes for all of them I gues)
It started filming this month IIRC. Unfortunately it takes blace in the near future(early 2000's)
http://movies.yahoo.com/upcoming/ wrote:Premise: Set in the early 21st century (ie, now), this movie follows a team of drillers, scientists and archaeologists who travel to Antarctica to investigate ancient pyramid ruins buried deep beneath the ice which predate those in Egypt and Mexico, suggesting they were once the home of a great empire that ruled over the Earth first. When they finally reach one of the pyramids, however, they discover human skeletons and fossilized remains of alien creatures that appear to hug faces and burst out of chests (wink wink), along with evidence that such aliens may still be alive somewhere in the ruins. The danger below them is frightening, but what the scientists also don't know is that something as dangerous lurks above them, happy to have had someone open up the Aliens uncovered: Predators.
Godzilla vs. Gamera
Oh come on. Gamera is cool and all but he's a puss. He gets cut in the arm and spends most of the time healing in the sea. Godzilla takes lava baths and keeps on tickin'
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anarchistbunny wrote:
Godzilla vs. Gamera
Oh come on. Gamera is cool and all but he's a puss. He gets cut in the arm and spends most of the time healing in the sea. Godzilla takes lava baths and keeps on tickin'
I'm speaking of Heisie Gamera, who got his arm clean cut off and kept on fighting. Get the director of the Heisie Gamera Series and the 25th Godzila movie (same guy) to direct it--with an American Sized Budget and POW! It'll never happen! :P
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James Bond vs. IMF (NOT the Cruise version, of course)
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Grand Moff Yenchin wrote: Stallone vs. Ahnuld (Rambo vs. Terminator?)
Kindergarden Cop vs Old Rocky.
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Re: Vs. Movies You'd Like to See.

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anarchistbunny wrote:
Zerg vs Bugs from SST: I don't know, maybe its just me, but I think the zerg were influenced from troopers, plus it would be cool see Alien Bug vs Alien Bug.
The Zerg where based off a Warhammer 40K species though the Terran Marines did have a connection to the SST book. The game's three powers of course all have lots of obvious and hidden connections to popular sci fi, with the most blatant being to the movie Aliens.
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Will Riker versus a Giant Food Processor
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Darth Wong vs Ignorant Trekkies. :wink:
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Definatly Aliens vs Predator.... but not in the near future. It needs to take place in the Aliens Trilogy universe.

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Terminator vs Gigli.
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Jennifer Garner vs Jennifer Lopez.

as for any real vs...I dunno Nazis vs Stormtroopers.
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Demiurge wrote:Terminator vs Gigli.
Gigli vs. Vat of hydrochloric acid :wink:
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USCM vs. the MI! There'd be mecha and gunships and poor battle tactics all over the place!
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The Culture vs DBZ.

Fist of the North Star vs every bad movie made out of a fighting game.
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Natalie Portman vs. Kiera Knightly. One minute of fighting, which becomes two hours straight of lesbian sex.
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