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Use the liberal media(tm) to blast religious fundamentalism, Fox news will be replaced by Raven News, the same level of bias, but left wing... Soon, the people of the US will view it as the only reliable source of information.
"Balanced and Fair?" :lol:

I think the problem with numerous "God" references in official documents could be solved with a committee that would carefully revise the text and reword the offending passages. I believe this would convey a firm message.

As for private (read: religious) schools pilfering public funds, all these would be immediately cut and put back into public schools where they belong. An all-encompassing educational code would be created that all students of every school would be required to meet. I'm not going to attempt to think up what the code will convey but will rely on other people to fill that in (this thread has great ideas already, why repeat?).

That's all I can think of right now...
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StarshipTitanic wrote:I think the problem with numerous "God" references in official documents could be solved with a committee that would carefully revise the text and reword the offending passages. I believe this would convey a firm message.
Yes indeed it would. That message would be, "Vote Robertson/Falwell in 2008!" Jesus Christ, two thirds of these ideas would trigger the biggest backlash in American political history. It doesn't work if you come off as so actively hostile to God that John Q. Christian throws in his lot with the fundamentalists come election day.

And Aly, how do you plan on shutting down Fox News without violating the 1st Amendment?
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:Use the liberal media(tm) to blast religious fundamentalism, Fox news will be replaced by Raven News, the same level of bias, but left wing... Soon, the people of the US will view it as the only reliable source of information.
How possible will this be without some privately-owned newspapers ranting about the state-owned ones being wrong?? After all wouldn't it be illegal (or at least immoral) to tell non-governmentally owned media which political views they should promote??
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And Aly, how do you plan on shutting down Fox News without violating the 1st Amendment?
Half these ideas violate the 1st Amendment anyway.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Alyrium Denryle wrote:Use the liberal media(tm) to blast religious fundamentalism, Fox news will be replaced by Raven News, the same level of bias, but left wing... Soon, the people of the US will view it as the only reliable source of information.
How possible will this be without some privately-owned newspapers ranting about the state-owned ones being wrong?? After all wouldn't it be illegal (or at least immoral) to tell non-governmentally owned media which political views they should promote??
Who said it would be government owned?

All you need is a news cast that is just as biased as Fox.
And Aly, how do you plan on shutting down Fox News without violating the 1st Amendment?
Shut them down, what? I didnt mean that... but the competition between the wo newscasts will hopefully leave Fox in the gutter :D
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Who said it would be government owned?

All you need is a news cast that is just as biased as Fox.

Shut them down, what? I didnt mean that... but the competition between the wo newscasts will hopefully leave Fox in the gutter :D
So once more your solution is to polarize everything as much as possibul. Exactly what the nation doesn't fucking need more of.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:
Who said it would be government owned?

All you need is a news cast that is just as biased as Fox.

Shut them down, what? I didnt mean that... but the competition between the wo newscasts will hopefully leave Fox in the gutter :D
So once more your solution is to polarize everything as much as possibul. Exactly what the nation doesn't fucking need more of.
well if you want to get rid of religious fundamentalism, what you neeed to do is free them of the brainwashing one way or the other.

TO do that, you need alternate forms of information. Education, dissident news programs etc.
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And Skimmer, the premise of this thread, is to rid the country of religious fundamentalism. The idea will polarize the nation by its very definition.
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Alyrium Denryle wrote: well if you want to get rid of religious fundamentalism, what you neeed to do is free them of the brainwashing one way or the other.

TO do that, you need alternate forms of information. Education, dissident news programs etc.
And immediately going to the opposite extreme will win you no new converts and failure utterly. You need to go to a mid ground and slowly work your way over to the position you desire. Nothing else is going to work unless you want to go the fascist route
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Alyrium Denryle wrote: well if you want to get rid of religious fundamentalism, what you neeed to do is free them of the brainwashing one way or the other.

TO do that, you need alternate forms of information. Education, dissident news programs etc.
And immediately going to the opposite extreme will win you no new converts and failure utterly. You need to go to a mid ground and slowly work your way over to the position you desire. Nothing else is going to work unless you want to go the fascist route
And a liberal News program will do nothing but balance out Fox...

Hmm last time I check the RCC brought in plenty of profit, and are not truly NPO's and many churches are politically active, what with endorsing candidates... This would revoke their tax exampt status.

Sure, some churches do qualify for NPO status, and as a such should keep it...

I fail to see how making all private schools conform to universal standards would bee seen as anit-religious... how cuting public funds to private schools would be anti-religious...

But increasing funds and quality of Public schools would bring peple to them instead of private schools... hence no religious instruction

Homeschool kids will conform to the same science standards as public schools, so you could not homeschool them to withold information anymore...

Religious fundamentalism will die out in a few generations, simply due to increased education.
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Here is what I would do if I got control of the US.

First, I wouldn't be trying to elminate religion, but wake people up that don't think for themselves, so they can. I'd also make it harder for things like the 'priest pediophilia cases' to be kept underwraps for so long. There is no way to prevent them all together, but....
Anyway...

I decided to do a semi-thought out post (as in I could go into more detail, but I choose not to for lacking the needed knowledge of the American Legal system, Consitution, etc)
Oh, and so you know, if doing something would be illegal, in the words of Darth Sidious/Palpatine 'I will make it legal'

I decided to do a semi-thought out post (as in I could go into more detail, but I choose not to for lacking the needed knowledge of the American Legal system, Consitution, etc)
Oh, and so you know, if doing something would be illegal, in the words of Darth Sidious/Palpatine 'I will make it legal'

Most 'Anti-Church' stuff is mixed in with other stuff, to disguise it, and because it fits there. My anti-church, I mean stuff most likely to piss of Fundies.

Federal-State Powers
The Federal government has the right to over-rule or revoke any state law. For example, if Texas banned gay marriage at the state level, the Federal government can go "WRONG" and revoke it for them, without needing the courts to do so
The Federal government can also over-rule the decisions of the courts (except for the supreme court, maybe) except the Federal courts going 'unconstitutional'. i.e. The courts go 'Okay, you can leave that there', the Federal government can go 'wrong'. Same if they say 'remove it'.

Non-legal point: Judges that do the unconstitutional route a lot will be removed.

Taxes, Government spending, Economy
This section of my changing would probably require a lot of thought and effort to consider before hand. However, if feasible....
Non-legal point: I'd have the IRS audit themselves, then all levels of government, and cut out the trash first. This includes over-paid jobs, duplicate jobs, etc. This should free up some money to shore up schools
Semi-Legal Point: If there was a way to remove all private accounting firms and replace them with a 'Federal accounting service' that was run like a private corporation, I'd do that. Let's avoid any more Enron style accounting
Flat-Rate tax on everything, both Federal and State (all State taxes rates would be the same). Including services. Hell, even prostitution would be taxed. And all at the same rate.
Non-legal point: I'd have the IRS look into the price of essential items (i.e Gas, power, food, water, etc) and audit to find the real price of all these things. Prices that are higher then total cost from start to consume would have to be lowered. The max selling price of any produce is now cost from start until it reaches the shelves (or gas pump etc), x3. (If the average mark up on products is less then that, then it would be the average).
For a lot of things, like Gas, this might cause prices to plumit, while allowing for comfortable profit margins.
I heard one report that Gas actually costs, in total, once construction of extraction platforms (oil rigs) is paid for, about 15 cents a gallon before it hits the gas pumps, when it's price goes up by 600% or more. While I have no idea if this is true, if it is, Gas would be 45 cents a gallon now.
This would be turned into a law if it showed that a lot of things would become cheaper. If not, well, the stuff that would not be cheaper would not be covered by this law. Either way, I just made living cheaper.

Legal: No one is exempt from taxes. NO ONE. This includes the church. Collections and Donations to the church are tax-deductible, but the church has to pay income tax on them.
Donations to non-religious charities (like Cancer research) are tax deductible

Religious Vouchers: Didn't even know about them. Scrap them.

Note: Charities might be except. That would be looked into (i.e total Audit)

Law Enforcement
The Church: All religions would be told that have a variable amount of time to hand over all documents and individuals within the church that have been protected, shielded, (etc) when accused or a crime that were not turned over to the police. Fail to do so will result in the arrest of all people involved in those kinds of decisions and paper keeping, etc. (i.e The priest in the church down the street would be left alone, but his superiors might end up in shackles). The Catholic church would be given 60 days, followed by other religions every so often. The length between each would depend on a few things.

There would be no keeping this secret. It would be a total airing of all dirty laundry. And if the church higher ups don't like it, I'd put a gag order on them so they can't talk about it in the media. i.e if the Pope were to complain, then any comments the Pope makes about it would be banned from American Media.
Also, religious comments against laws would be banned from TV. Why? Separation of Government and God. By the same token, The Government will not talk about religious dictates. We just care they are obeying the law.

Legalizations (all could be considered Anti-Church)
Same Sex Marriage Note: Marriage would be removed from the law as a reference, to be replaced with 'Civil Legal Spousal Union'
Multi-Partner Civil Legal Spousal Union. If more then 2 people in the union, they are all 'spouses' to each other.
i.e if a Guy and Girl 'marry', they could 'marry' another person legally. in the case of 2 Guys and a Girl, it would be a union of 2 husbands, 1 wife, etc. There would not be a maximum number to this. Parental rights in a union would be based on biological parentage first. Property rights would be by the deceased will or equal share if a will was lacking. It would not be possible to partially leave a union and start married to a limited number of members (all or nothing). More details would have to be worked out.
Note: This actually would boost the Mormon church. A friend of mine that was mormon once told me they used to practic 1 husband, multiple wife pulagamy, but dropped that to support the laws of North America. No idea if this is true, but hey.
To obtain a C.S.M.U liscence, you have to apply and sign it at a court house/government building, with non-religious officals (or not acting in that capacity) witnesses (i.e if you dad's a minister, he can sign it, just not as a minister of the church, but as your father/associate). Signatures would be accomplanied by a fingerprint and photograph to prevent foragery. When expaning into Multi-Partner, all involved must sign a new liscence (new witnesses not in the union are allowed). Liscences expanding in this way would cost less then the first one.

Narcotics less harmful then Tabacco and Alchol. (i.e Marijuanna, but nothing that can kill you from an easy accidental overdose, even if that's the only risk). All substances like this would be tightly regulated, and would not be avialable at the corner store. This includes cigarettes.

Legal age to 'marry', drive, vote, move out from parents, drink, narcotics, get tattoo's, body piercings: 18
(note: Giving a tatoo to a minor is the crime. If the minor has one, it's up to the parents to get it removed. The kid is not allowed to say 'No!', if need be, the parents would have the right to have the kid escorted to a removal location, i.e the hospital, via the police and put under anstetic to do this. Same with body piercing (giving it). Body piercing is easy to counter. Tattoo's and Piercings are allowable with parents permission (including proof of being there parent) notes don't count, but parental pressence does.

Abortion I would leave alone/totally legalize under current anti-reproduction technologies. However, if you get an abortion, the aborted fetus becomes property of the state and can (and will) be used for Stem Cell research. If you don't like this, you don't get an abortion. Going over seas to get an abortion (and thus avoid this) could be a fine/jailable offense.
If technology were to allow it, I'd make temporary/reversible sterilization Mandatory when you turn 14. If you don't get 'fixed', you can't go to school, get a job, or get most legal rights when you turn 18, until you do. Since home schooling = jack shit now (i.e. no equaliviency testing, you have to go via class, except under special circumstances, like mental or behavioral problems), and you can't get a job of any kind (including paper routes) legally, or drive, or drink, or get or us credit card, thing alone should be enough to make most teenagers get 'fixed'.
If later in life, you want kids, and the 'fix' can't be reverses, the government will pay for all attempts to convicie or adopt. i.e your shooting blanks cause 'uncle sam' made ya get it snipped and ya want kids, well, we are paying for the proceedures to make it so you can have kids. You got fixed and now can't carry kids, we'll pay for the surragate mother, or whatever is needed. Fair is fair. We made ya get fixed after all.
Abortions at that point would only be allowed in the case of rape and mental and medical problems. You got yourself able to reproduce, now deal with it. You don't want kids, then get fixed, or use protection.

Against my religion: Tough luck. It's the law. Do it or get out of the country.

Passing a STD to someone, even if you didn't know you had it, depending on how long you were infected, is a punishable crime. STD testing would be mandatory every 6 months while in school or holding a government office/job. Private companies would be required to arrange it every 12 months.
First offense/1 infection while you knew (depending on severity) would result in jail time. Severe or multiple infections (even if 1st offense) would result in execution. Severe infections: the ones that are lethal, like AIDS.

Claiming religion/god as a reason behind a crime could not be a sanity defense, and would get you double time. No executions if crimes were religiously driven. Why 'reward' someone that thinks they are getting a martyr's death? A slow, rotting, honorless death is much better for them.

To Encourage Rational/Intelligent Thought
If you can't afford (or don't want to pay for) post-high school education, the government can pay for it. To get this, you have to give military service.
The amount of time you give in the military gives you money towards college/university/post-secondary school.
i.e if you give 2 years military service, normal pay + $2000 a year towards your education that you don't a have to pay pack.
Only eligible for education grant money in this way if under 30.
Also, while your giving military service, correspondence with colleges and universities (at discount rates) would be offered. Sure, it might take longer, but it didn't cost you a thing.

While in the military, you'd have stuff like the scientific method, theory of evolution, etc, grilled into your head until you could qoute it and debate it from memory. "It's against my religion" gets you a slap across the face and 1000 push ups or something.

To have the right to vote: Must pass the same test immigrants to to become citizens. This would be expanded to include stuff like the scientific method, evolution, etc.
Other rights that might be deniable if you don't pass; Driving, owning property, owning a firearm, having kids (see my fixing idea above). This test would be waved if you have a few years military service.

Education
Under the control of the government. No more seperate schools. No religion in the classroom.
Security in the school: Bullying gets ya tossed in jail. It's now called 'assault'
Cameras in the classroom, as well as other areas.
In bathrooms: The cameras would be at face level, and not aimed into stalls. There would also be a security guard in each bathroom. (Same sex as the bathroom in question. In this cause, guard could be 'teacher not teaching a class right now). If there is no guard in the bathroom, it's locked.
If the camera goes out or is covered/blocked (sensors and someone monitoring the camera) the bathroom is immediately locked down and more guards are sent to secure it.
All schools now have uniforms. You can only get a uniform by being a student. All schools now have ID badges/cards for all staff, faculty and students. Having stolen/forged ID is a serious offense.
Oh, Teachers are now considered public officals, and are subject to the same requirements as them (i.e audits on performance), but they get a pay raise, I hire more, and give them smaller classrooms. Teachers have enough to worry about.

Law Enforcement
I'd also remove the law about not using the military as police, and build a prison in Alaska (yeah, I know, it's a golache! And I know I didn't spell that right) for the more serious offenders that don't fall under 'capital punishment'.

I'd bring back capital punishment and expand it to include Rape, Murder
as well as 2nd or 3rd offense for Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Guns, knives, swords, baseball bats, etc), Velichular Assault/Homicide, etc.
i.e Stuff idiots/jackasses/bastards do.

Please note: For execution, the conviction would have to be pretty solid (i.e Paul Bernado here in Canada, or that Pig Farmer asshole when they are done with him). Otherwise, enjoy Alaska or else they'd get handed over for medical testing experimentation to repay there dept to society. They find a cure to something because of you, depts paid. Repeat offenders would be there for life, regardless of the number of cures they were used to help find..

Did I mention if convicted of a serious crime, you lose all rights as a citizen? Fraud no, Assault, probably

now then, my reply to specific ideas that I didn't use:


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have a wide known history of modern religions
Only if jointly authored by the churches, and publicaly acknowledged by them. It would have to be in the form of a history textbook. It would also have to include both the good and the bad.

sell religious tomes that qualify in 18+ stores only (the bible, as per song of soloman)
Disagree. Even if it's religious, it's still protected by free speech.

have a propaganda campaign ridiculing fundamentalism
Why bother? Forcing them to come clean with stuff like concealing criminal actions and the resulting media backlash would do the job for ya. Any other way would cause a backlash in favour of them. This way would force the church to do a lot of self-clean up, and eliminate a lot of fundie problems anyway. No matter how 'bible thumber fundie' someone is, most of them will say 'He did that to a kid and they hid it? Those bastards! Burn them!'
Anyone that doesn't, meh, can't get them all. Under a better, national standard and enforced education system, they should 'die out' anyway in a few generations


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Answer a yearly test about evolution/history/Occam's Razor correctly and get a $100 check from the gov't!
See my 'right to vote' and stuff.

Lord Poe and Col. Crackpot pointed out using religion as a tool to control the idiots.
In high school, there would be mandatory moral and ethics courses. You can't pass without them, and you can't get a job outside the army without them. So your choice is learn them, or go into the army and have them proverbally beaten into you.
However, I'm not for elminating religion. I believe in God, not the church. (I also 'believe' the Big Bang and Evolution theories. My sound contradictory, but I do. If you want an explaination, private message me. If I get enough requests, I'll post a thread

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Legalize prostitution and drug use; grant an unconditional pardon to all nonviolent offenders.
See above. Also, instead of pardons/jail for non-violent offenders (i.e jay walking, speeding with no one getting hurt), off to boot camp and enjoy a few months of unpaid military service.

Rewrite the First Amendment to specifically apply to state legislatures, reaffirming the federal government's power to enforce the separation of church and state.
Agree, but I'd rewrite it to apply to all levels

Coyote's Points and ideas
I agree with not letting public employees evangelize or distribute religious material at work or near it or in uniform/with government offical id visible. (i.e the Id card I need to get past the guards at work. I work in a government building)
I agree with the 'In God we trust' slogan information and reversion to 'E Pluribus Unim'
I agree with the 'Missionary via junk mail' only approach. Make them use 100% recycled paper too.
Taxes on churches would be based on donations collected 20% past expenses. I.e Profit. The extra 20% is to let them have funds to help in emergencies.
To offset it (so show I'm not harmless), I'd put funds aside to help them, under 'joint humanitary efforts', for that's the one thing a true church has with the government; helping people
I also agree with tax breaks based on helping the community.

Verilion said ditch the pledge, Alyeska said use the orginal.
Agree with Alyeska. Also make it mandatory to say in schools. Change swearing on the bible to 'by YOUR faith and god', coupled with 'rights as a citizen'. Also make lying under that oath cause for revoking rights (i.e lied under oath in a fraud case, you no longer have the right to own real-property for 5 years.

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Homeschool kids will still be held to the exact same standard as public school kids, and they will have to take the same tests. Not only that, but their parents must be state certified.

I like that. That way paranoid about education standard parents will know what teachers have to do.

These are my ideas to reform society away from fundamentalism and improve it.
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Agreed.. Revert to original form of Pledge. Also agreed on the oath. However, I think that that is a bit severe maybe on the perjury.

However, in some states NOW, tattoos and piercings can be given with the parents' consent at the age of 16. I don't know if this is national.

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Use the USA PATRIOT Act to secretly arrest and execute all stupid religious leaders.
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Solauren wrote:I decided to do a semi-thought out post (as in I could go into more detail, but I choose not to for lacking the needed knowledge of the American Legal system, Consitution, etc)
Oh, and so you know, if doing something would be illegal, in the words of Darth Sidious/Palpatine 'I will make it legal'
You're not Palpatine. You're not even Nute Gunray.
Federal-State Powers
The Federal government has the right to over-rule or revoke any state law. For example, if Texas banned gay marriage at the state level, the Federal government can go "WRONG" and revoke it for them, without needing the courts to do so
And the states will just roll over and take this will they? Who exactly is "the Federal government", if you're not even going to bother with the pretext of the courts overturning the laws? You've just reduced the states to administrative districts with no sovereignty whatsoever without even a whisper of Constitutional justification.
The Federal government can also over-rule the decisions of the courts (except for the supreme court, maybe) except the Federal courts going 'unconstitutional'. i.e. The courts go 'Okay, you can leave that there', the Federal government can go 'wrong'. Same if they say 'remove it'.
Rule of law? Separation of powers? What's that? Your cure is worse than the disease.
Non-legal point: Judges that do the unconstitutional route a lot will be removed.
Well hey, while we're at it, let's throw out judicial indepdendence. You realize you've basically established a dictatorship and we're only on your third point.

Taxes, Government spending, Economy
This section of my changing would probably require a lot of thought and effort to consider before hand. However, if feasible....
Non-legal point: I'd have the IRS audit themselves, then all levels of government, and cut out the trash first. This includes over-paid jobs, duplicate jobs, etc. This should free up some money to shore up schools
Nitpick: the General Accounting Office, not the IRS, is in charge of auditing the Federal government. As the IRS is an agency of the executive, there's a conflict of interest in using it to audit other executive agencies. The GAO answers to Congress.
Semi-Legal Point: If there was a way to remove all private accounting firms and replace them with a 'Federal accounting service' that was run like a private corporation, I'd do that. Let's avoid any more Enron style accounting
What the hell does this have to do with stamping out fundamentalism? I'll leave you to figure out the problems with having an enormous government agency replace all private accounting firms to solve problem that the market has already taken care of (never mind your assumption that an enormous government monopoly answerable to nobody will be less prone to corruption than competing private firms).
Flat-Rate tax on everything, both Federal and State (all State taxes rates would be the same). Including services. Hell, even prostitution would be taxed. And all at the same rate.
I've already addressed the problems with letting the Federal government control the states (at this point, why are you even bothering with states if they have no control over their tax rates or legal codes?). What purpose does it serve to set every tax exactly the same? You've allowed yourself no flexibility anywhere, and you can't avoid undertaxing some items and overtaxing others. And what does any of this have to do with religious fundamentalim?
Non-legal point: I'd have the IRS look into the price of essential items (i.e Gas, power, food, water, etc) and audit to find the real price of all these things. Prices that are higher then total cost from start to consume would have to be lowered. The max selling price of any produce is now cost from start until it reaches the shelves (or gas pump etc), x3. (If the average mark up on products is less then that, then it would be the average).
The IRS isn't remotely qualified to make this kind of determination. By the way, comrade, do you know what happens when you set artificial caps on commodity prices, essential or not? They disappear from legitimate market channels.
For a lot of things, like Gas, this might cause prices to plumit, while allowing for comfortable profit margins.
I heard one report that Gas actually costs, in total, once construction of extraction platforms (oil rigs) is paid for, about 15 cents a gallon before it hits the gas pumps, when it's price goes up by 600% or more. While I have no idea if this is true, if it is, Gas would be 45 cents a gallon now.
This would be turned into a law if it showed that a lot of things would become cheaper. If not, well, the stuff that would not be cheaper would not be covered by this law. Either way, I just made living cheaper.
It's only cheaper if you place zero value on your time, because everybody's going to spend hours in line waiting for whatever scraps make it into the stores and gas stations, while black marketeers make huge profits selling commodities at their actual market rate.
<snip a few non-objectionable ideas
Law Enforcement
The Church: All religions would be told that have a variable amount of time to hand over all documents and individuals within the church that have been protected, shielded, (etc) when accused or a crime that were not turned over to the police. Fail to do so will result in the arrest of all people involved in those kinds of decisions and paper keeping, etc. (i.e The priest in the church down the street would be left alone, but his superiors might end up in shackles). The Catholic church would be given 60 days, followed by other religions every so often. The length between each would depend on a few things.
Do yourself a favor and look up "due process" and "equal protection", both of which these ideas ass-rape.
There would be no keeping this secret. It would be a total airing of all dirty laundry. And if the church higher ups don't like it, I'd put a gag order on them so they can't talk about it in the media.
Wonderful. Did you even read the part in the original post that said you couldn't violate the Bill of Rights?
i.e if the Pope were to complain, then any comments the Pope makes about it would be banned from American Media.
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
Also, religious comments against laws would be banned from TV. Why? Separation of Government and God. By the same token, The Government will not talk about religious dictates. We just care they are obeying the law.
You do realize that other than PBS, television isn't part of the government, right?
Same Sex Marriage Note: Marriage would be removed from the law as a reference, to be replaced with 'Civil Legal Spousal Union'
Why bother? I used to have this same idea, but it's really not that great. Marriage is marriage, why bother with a legalbabble replacement, especially when everybody knows what it really is?
<snip long discourse on legalizing polygamy>
Marriage comes with a number of legal privledges that would be wide open to abuse under such a system. I'm all for same-sex marriage, but those legal rights should not be extended to more than two people in a union.
Narcotics less harmful then Tabacco and Alchol. (i.e Marijuanna, but nothing that can kill you from an easy accidental overdose, even if that's the only risk). All substances like this would be tightly regulated, and would not be avialable at the corner store. This includes cigarettes.
Why? It's nobodys business what grown adults chose to put in their bodies. The current system requiring a liscense to sell age-restricted items like alcohol and tobacco is fine.
Legal age to 'marry', drive, vote, move out from parents, drink, narcotics, get tattoo's, body piercings: 18
(note: Giving a tatoo to a minor is the crime. If the minor has one, it's up to the parents to get it removed. The kid is not allowed to say 'No!', if need be, the parents would have the right to have the kid escorted to a removal location, i.e the hospital, via the police and put under anstetic to do this. Same with body piercing (giving it). Body piercing is easy to counter. Tattoo's and Piercings are allowable with parents permission (including proof of being there parent) notes don't count, but parental pressence does.
What the hell does any of this have to do with eliminating fundamentalism? And what's your justification for giving the Federal government authority over something so minor and mundane as the legal age to get a tattoo?
Abortion I would leave alone/totally legalize under current anti-reproduction technologies. However, if you get an abortion, the aborted fetus becomes property of the state and can (and will) be used for Stem Cell research. If you don't like this, you don't get an abortion. Going over seas to get an abortion (and thus avoid this) could be a fine/jailable offense.
Jesus Christ, so you have a right to abort a baby but no right to decide what happens to the corpse? And now you're going to punish people for actions they commit outside your jurisdiction? Forget going overseas to get abortions--the people are going to be going overseas to get away from the fucking dicatorship you've set up.
If technology were to allow it, I'd make temporary/reversible sterilization Mandatory when you turn 14. If you don't get 'fixed', you can't go to school, get a job, or get most legal rights when you turn 18, until you do. Since home schooling = jack shit now (i.e. no equaliviency testing, you have to go via class, except under special circumstances, like mental or behavioral problems), and you can't get a job of any kind (including paper routes) legally, or drive, or drink, or get or us credit card, thing alone should be enough to make most teenagers get 'fixed'.
:shock: Forced invasive surgery? You do realize it's considered a basic human right to REFUSE TO LET THE GOVERNMENT PRACTICE SURGERY ON YOUR BODY??
If later in life, you want kids, and the 'fix' can't be reverses, the government will pay for all attempts to convicie or adopt. i.e your shooting blanks cause 'uncle sam' made ya get it snipped and ya want kids, well, we are paying for the proceedures to make it so you can have kids. You got fixed and now can't carry kids, we'll pay for the surragate mother, or whatever is needed. Fair is fair. We made ya get fixed after all.
Oh, wonderful. Your benevolence and munificence knows no bounds. "If the government screws up when it forces you to undergo invasive surgery, we'll pay to fix it." Here's a better idea: don't be a fucking Nazi and force everyone under the age of 18 to be sterilized.
Abortions at that point would only be allowed in the case of rape and mental and medical problems. You got yourself able to reproduce, now deal with it. You don't want kids, then get fixed, or use protection.
Huh? You said further up that abortions are totally legal. Not only are your ideas awful, they're not even consistent.
Against my religion: Tough luck. It's the law. Do it or get out of the country.
Oh, they'll be getting out, all right, to get away from you. Assuming there simply isn't a coup.
Passing a STD to someone, even if you didn't know you had it, depending on how long you were infected, is a punishable crime. STD testing would be mandatory every 6 months while in school or holding a government office/job. Private companies would be required to arrange it every 12 months.
First offense/1 infection while you knew (depending on severity) would result in jail time. Severe or multiple infections (even if 1st offense) would result in execution. Severe infections: the ones that are lethal, like AIDS.
Oh, so now accidentily passing along a disease is a death penalty offense. Wonderful. And what the fuck does this have to do with stamping out fundamentalism?
Claiming religion/god as a reason behind a crime could not be a sanity defense, and would get you double time.
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

You're now doubling people's jail sentences for WHAT THEY SAY.
No executions if crimes were religiously driven. Why 'reward' someone that thinks they are getting a martyr's death? A slow, rotting, honorless death is much better for them.
So if someone blows up an abortion clinic, they get life without parole. But if someone else passes syphilis through a broken condom or because he didn't know he had it, they get death. You're a loon.
To Encourage Rational/Intelligent Thought
If you can't afford (or don't want to pay for) post-high school education, the government can pay for it. To get this, you have to give military service.
The amount of time you give in the military gives you money towards college/university/post-secondary school.
i.e if you give 2 years military service, normal pay + $2000 a year towards your education that you don't a have to pay pack.
This is considerably less than the money the military already pays towards college educations for service members. $1000 a year will barely pay for books.
Only eligible for education grant money in this way if under 30.
So a career non-com can't decide to go back to school? Why cut it off at 30?
Also, while your giving military service, correspondence with colleges and universities (at discount rates) would be offered. Sure, it might take longer, but it didn't cost you a thing.
Longer? Try practically forever, with all the other demands on a serviceman's time.
While in the military, you'd have stuff like the scientific method, theory of evolution, etc, grilled into your head until you could qoute it and debate it from memory. "It's against my religion" gets you a slap across the face and 1000 push ups or something.
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."

And why the fuck are you wasting time and money teaching biology and evolution to soldiers. Biology and evolution are for school. The military is for teaching how to break things and kill people.
To have the right to vote: Must pass the same test immigrants to to become citizens. This would be expanded to include stuff like the scientific method, evolution, etc.
The immigration test tests knowledge of civics and government, which are relevant for citizenship. Evolution and scientific knowledge are not.
Other rights that might be deniable if you don't pass; Driving, owning property, owning a firearm, having kids (see my fixing idea above). This test would be waved if you have a few years military service.
Say it with me now: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable[/i] rights..." Unalienable: as in, you don't have to pass a fucking test to gain them.

Education
Under the control of the government. No more seperate schools.


I won't even ask where you're getting your justification to shut down all private schools, because I know you don't have one past your maniacal desire to have absolutely everything controlled by Washington.

No religion in the classroom.


Already illegal in public schools.

Security in the school: Bullying gets ya tossed in jail. It's now called 'assault'


Fine idea, not a Federal matter.

Cameras in the classroom, as well as other areas.
In bathrooms: The cameras would be at face level, and not aimed into stalls. There would also be a security guard in each bathroom. (Same sex as the bathroom in question. In this cause, guard could be 'teacher not teaching a class right now). If there is no guard in the bathroom, it's locked.
If the camera goes out or is covered/blocked (sensors and someone monitoring the camera) the bathroom is immediately locked down and more guards are sent to secure it.


Who the fuck pays for all this? Why is it necessary? What the fucking fuck does this have to do with eliminating fundamentalism?

All schools now have uniforms. You can only get a uniform by being a student. All schools now have ID badges/cards for all staff, faculty and students. Having stolen/forged ID is a serious offense.


How is this a Federal matter? What does this have to do with fundamentalism?

Oh, Teachers are now considered public officals, and are subject to the same requirements as them (i.e audits on performance), but they get a pay raise, I hire more, and give them smaller classrooms. Teachers have enough to worry about.


A rare good idea in this otherwise shitty mess.

Law Enforcement
I'd also remove the law about not using the military as police, and build a prison in Alaska (yeah, I know, it's a golache! And I know I didn't spell that right) for the more serious offenders that don't fall under 'capital punishment'.


What in the hell is a golache? Do you mean gulag? That would be approppriate, considering your other changes. And what the hell does this have to do with stamping out fundamentalism.

I'd bring back capital punishment and expand it to include Rape, Murder
as well as 2nd or 3rd offense for Assault with a Deadly Weapon (Guns, knives, swords, baseball bats, etc), Velichular Assault/Homicide, etc.
i.e Stuff idiots/jackasses/bastards do.


A death penalty for assault? Fantastic. That won't increase the number of innocent men wrongfully executed. Refer to the eight amendment, by the way, for what the Bill of Rights has to say about executing someone for a crime in which nobody died.

Please note: For execution, the conviction would have to be pretty solid (i.e Paul Bernado here in Canada, or that Pig Farmer asshole when they are done with him). Otherwise, enjoy Alaska or else they'd get handed over for medical testing experimentation to repay there dept to society. They find a cure to something because of you, depts paid. Repeat offenders would be there for life, regardless of the number of cures they were used to help find..


So there's a different standard of evidence for capital cases? Can we say, "due process"? And even prisoners have the right to refuse medical procedures.

Did I mention if convicted of a serious crime, you lose all rights as a citizen? Fraud no, Assault, probably


What does this have to do with fundamentalism? And, sorry, no, even felons are human and have basic human rights.

Enforcer Talen:
have a wide known history of modern religions
Only if jointly authored by the churches, and publicaly acknowledged by them. It would have to be in the form of a history textbook. It would also have to include both the good and the bad.

sell religious tomes that qualify in 18+ stores only (the bible, as per song of soloman)
Disagree. Even if it's religious, it's still protected by free speech.


This is hilarious, coming from the guy who would muzzle anyone who objects to his laws on religious grounds.

have a propaganda campaign ridiculing fundamentalism
Why bother? Forcing them to come clean with stuff like concealing criminal actions and the resulting media backlash would do the job for ya. Any other way would cause a backlash in favour of them. This way would force the church to do a lot of self-clean up, and eliminate a lot of fundie problems anyway. No matter how 'bible thumber fundie' someone is, most of them will say 'He did that to a kid and they hid it? Those bastards! Burn them!'
Anyone that doesn't, meh, can't get them all. Under a better, national standard and enforced education system, they should 'die out' anyway in a few generations


Agreed, but you can't force the churches to "come clean" without evidence they've done anything wrong, and at any rate, the worst fundamentalists are protestants, which have not had the same problems as the Catholic Church.


Zoink
Answer a yearly test about evolution/history/Occam's Razor correctly and get a $100 check from the gov't!
See my 'right to vote' and stuff.


His idea is harmless, if probably ineffective. Yours is a horrendous infringement on the rights of citizens.

Lord Poe and Col. Crackpot pointed out using religion as a tool to control the idiots.
In high school, there would be mandatory moral and ethics courses. You can't pass without them, and you can't get a job outside the army without them. So your choice is learn them, or go into the army and have them proverbally beaten into you.


Which doesn't change the fact that there are people with no brains and/or no moral compass, and all the school in the world won't change that, while the fear of Hell might. Judging by a number of the worst fundies, fear of Hell is the only thing keeping them even partially in line.

However, I'm not for elminating religion. I believe in God, not the church. (I also 'believe' the Big Bang and Evolution theories. My sound contradictory, but I do. If you want an explaination, private message me. If I get enough requests, I'll post a thread


However, you either don't believe in or don't understand the most basic fundamentals of human rights and Constitutional law.

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Legalize prostitution and drug use; grant an unconditional pardon to all nonviolent offenders.
See above. Also, instead of pardons/jail for non-violent offenders (i.e jay walking, speeding with no one getting hurt), off to boot camp and enjoy a few months of unpaid military service.


Why? People should not be punished for victimless crimes. It doesn't matter if the punishment is jail or forced service in the military (and what kind of soldiers are they going to make anyway?)

Rewrite the First Amendment to specifically apply to state legislatures, reaffirming the federal government's power to enforce the separation of church and state.
Agree, but I'd rewrite it to apply to all levels


What's "all levels"? Municipal governments are not sovereign, unlike the states, so anything that applies to the states applies to them.

Coyote's Points and ideas
I agree with not letting public employees evangelize or distribute religious material at work or near it or in uniform/with government offical id visible. (i.e the Id card I need to get past the guards at work. I work in a government building)


No problem here. They can Goddamn well evangelize when they're not on my time.

I agree with the 'In God we trust' slogan information and reversion to 'E Pluribus Unim'


No problem here.

I agree with the 'Missionary via junk mail' only approach. Make them use 100% recycled paper too.


In other words, you'll restrict their right to peaceably travel and associate because they're doing it for a religious purpose. Congratulations on violating nearly the entire First Amendment.

Taxes on churches would be based on donations collected 20% past expenses. I.e Profit. The extra 20% is to let them have funds to help in emergencies.
To offset it (so show I'm not harmless), I'd put funds aside to help them, under 'joint humanitary efforts', for that's the one thing a true church has with the government; helping people
I also agree with tax breaks based on helping the community.


What happened to taxing churches? You're giving them all kinds of special treatment that individuals and corporations aren't entitled to.

Verilion said ditch the pledge, Alyeska said use the orginal.
Agree with Alyeska.


As do I.

Also make it mandatory to say in schools.


Freedom of speech includes freedom to refuse to say the Pledge.

Change swearing on the bible to 'by YOUR faith and god', coupled with 'rights as a citizen'.


And if you're an athiest? How do you swear on nothing?

Also make lying under that oath cause for revoking rights (i.e lied under oath in a fraud case, you no longer have the right to own real-property for 5 years.


See the eighth amendment. Having one's property rights revoked for five years is NOT an approppriate or proportional punishment for purjury. You don't have your property rights revoked for MURDER.

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Homeschool kids will still be held to the exact same standard as public school kids, and they will have to take the same tests. Not only that, but their parents must be state certified.

I like that. That way paranoid about education standard parents will know what teachers have to do.


Tests yes, mandatory certification, no. If you want to outlaw homeschooling, don't be a pussy about it.

These are my ideas to reform society away from fundamentalism and improve it.


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RedImperator wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:I think the problem with numerous "God" references in official documents could be solved with a committee that would carefully revise the text and reword the offending passages. I believe this would convey a firm message.
Yes indeed it would. That message would be, "Vote Robertson/Falwell in 2008!" Jesus Christ, two thirds of these ideas would trigger the biggest backlash in American political history. It doesn't work if you come off as so actively hostile to God that John Q. Christian throws in his lot with the fundamentalists come election day.
I don't care, I would have accomplished my job. Let America go to hell when they elect an idiot like that and see all the change I accomplished wasn't that bad.
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
RedImperator wrote:
StarshipTitanic wrote:I think the problem with numerous "God" references in official documents could be solved with a committee that would carefully revise the text and reword the offending passages. I believe this would convey a firm message.
Yes indeed it would. That message would be, "Vote Robertson/Falwell in 2008!" Jesus Christ, two thirds of these ideas would trigger the biggest backlash in American political history. It doesn't work if you come off as so actively hostile to God that John Q. Christian throws in his lot with the fundamentalists come election day.
I don't care, I would have accomplished my job. Let America go to hell when they elect an idiot like that and see all the change I accomplished wasn't that bad.
Okay, let's check the tally here.

You: Spend millions of dollars and four years expunging references to God from official documents, where they're not hurting anybody and ultimately have no effect one way or another on the country's religious attitudes.

Them: Use the public backlash to elect a FUndamentalist government that will probably undo everything you did, plus make a concerted effort to roll society back to the 1950s.

Can you say "pyrrhic victory"? I knew you could.
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Solauren wrote:Here is what I would do if I got control of the US.

First, I wouldn't be trying to elminate religion, but wake people up that don't think for themselves, so they can. I'd also make it harder for things like the 'priest pediophilia cases' to be kept underwraps for so long. There is no way to prevent them all together, but....
Anyway...

I decided to do a semi-thought out post (as in I could go into more detail, but I choose not to for lacking the needed knowledge of the American Legal system, Consitution, etc)
Oh, and so you know, if doing something would be illegal, in the words of Darth Sidious/Palpatine 'I will make it legal'
Simply not possible. Too much of America's laws and traditions are built around making that impossible. However, for the sake of argument, let's say that you somehow did.
Solauren wrote: I decided to do a semi-thought out post (as in I could go into more detail, but I choose not to for lacking the needed knowledge of the American Legal system, Consitution, etc)
Oh, and so you know, if doing something would be illegal, in the words of Darth Sidious/Palpatine 'I will make it legal'

Most 'Anti-Church' stuff is mixed in with other stuff, to disguise it, and because it fits there. My anti-church, I mean stuff most likely to piss of Fundies.

Federal-State Powers
The Federal government has the right to over-rule or revoke any state law. For example, if Texas banned gay marriage at the state level, the Federal government can go "WRONG" and revoke it for them, without needing the courts to do so
IIRC, technically this already exists. The Federal gov't's laws automatically override state laws, and even constitutions. However, the areas in which the Federal gov't can pass laws is (in theory) very limited.

Solauren wrote: The Federal government can also over-rule the decisions of the courts (except for the supreme court, maybe) except the Federal courts going 'unconstitutional'. i.e. The courts go 'Okay, you can leave that there', the Federal government can go 'wrong'. Same if they say 'remove it'.
FYI, violation of the separation of powers, a fundamental principle of the US gov't.


I'm going to stop pointing out what's illegal.
Solauren wrote: Non-legal point: Judges that do the unconstitutional route a lot will be removed.
Judges that misbehave already can be removed. The question is not how often the rule they rule laws unconstitutional, the question is if they were correct in ruling something unconstitutional. Passing an asinine law like that is like telling a soldier in a battlefield. "When you're in the battlefield, if you fire more than three bullets in a day, we're going to take you out and beat you."
Solauren wrote: Taxes, Government spending, Economy
This section of my changing would probably require a lot of thought and effort to consider before hand. However, if feasible....
Non-legal point: I'd have the IRS audit themselves, then all levels of government, and cut out the trash first. This includes over-paid jobs, duplicate jobs, etc. This should free up some money to shore up schools
Semi-Legal Point: If there was a way to remove all private accounting firms and replace them with a 'Federal accounting service' that was run like a private corporation, I'd do that. Let's avoid any more Enron style accounting
So you want one monolithic agency... just one lone point of failure.... all on its own... I thought you wanted less Enrons.
Solauren wrote: Flat-Rate tax on everything, both Federal and State (all State taxes rates would be the same). Including services. Hell, even prostitution would be taxed. And all at the same rate.
So, a school teacher should pay the same rate as a CEO of a company...

Any why the h#ll have tax rates the same across states? What is North Dakota going to do with more income taxes? Built a Heil to the Dictaor theme park? Since states can no longer control their taxes (hence not be able to control their spending), and they can't pass many laws, why even have them?
Solauren wrote: Non-legal point: I'd have the IRS look into the price of essential items (i.e Gas, power, food, water, etc) and audit to find the real price of all these things. Prices that are higher then total cost from start to consume would have to be lowered. The max selling price of any produce is now cost from start until it reaches the shelves (or gas pump etc), x3. (If the average mark up on products is less then that, then it would be the average).
For a lot of things, like Gas, this might cause prices to plumit, while allowing for comfortable profit margins.
I heard one report that Gas actually costs, in total, once construction of extraction platforms (oil rigs) is paid for, about 15 cents a gallon before it hits the gas pumps, when it's price goes up by 600% or more. While I have no idea if this is true, if it is, Gas would be 45 cents a gallon now.
This would be turned into a law if it showed that a lot of things would become cheaper. If not, well, the stuff that would not be cheaper would not be covered by this law. Either way, I just made living cheaper.
Some essential items needs more controls. But I hope you know where the limit it. There is a work for expanding it too far: Communism. Note the big "C" to go along with the rest of your idea. I'm sure that it will work out just as well here as it did in every other worker's paradise, such as North Korea. BTW, NK refugees claim that the "essential services" distribution is working so well there that the people are turning to tree bark and cannibalism to eat. (I was about to say "survive", instead of "eat". Then I realized that the real survivors aren't turning towards cannibalism, their turning towards South Korea.)
Solauren wrote: Legal: No one is exempt from taxes. NO ONE. This includes the church. Collections and Donations to the church are tax-deductible, but the church has to pay income tax on them.
You want a flat tax, and you want it to apply to everyone. So, when the Red Cross gets $1000 bucks, it pays just as much in tax on it as Enron does....


Snip of things that I have no interest in
Solauren wrote: Abortion I would leave alone/totally legalize under current anti-reproduction technologies. However, if you get an abortion, the aborted fetus becomes property of the state and can (and will) be used for Stem Cell research. If you don't like this, you don't get an abortion. Going over seas to get an abortion (and thus avoid this) could be a fine/jailable offense.
Out of curiosity, how many fetuses do you think science needs? IIRC, there are over 1million abortions a year. You need so fricking many of them that anyone who refuses to donate after an abortion goes to jail?


Snip of various ideas that I think could, charitably, be described as eccentric.
Solauren wrote: To Encourage Rational/Intelligent Thought
If you can't afford (or don't want to pay for) post-high school education, the government can pay for it. To get this, you have to give military service.
Already exists.
Solauren wrote: The amount of time you give in the military gives you money towards college/university/post-secondary school.
i.e if you give 2 years military service, normal pay + $2000 a year towards your education that you don't a have to pay pack.
Wow, that would pay for, like, 2 classes a year at a public university. How generous. It's also like an 80% cut on the current system.
Solauren wrote: Only eligible for education grant money in this way if under 30.
Why?
Solauren wrote: Also, while your giving military service, correspondence with colleges and universities (at discount rates) would be offered. Sure, it might take longer, but it didn't cost you a thing.

While in the military, you'd have stuff like the scientific method, theory of evolution, etc, grilled into your head until you could qoute it and debate it from memory.
That has what to do with being a good soldier?
Solauren wrote: "It's against my religion" gets you a slap across the face and 1000 push ups or something.
...and add physical abuse.


Between the likely state of the economy and the miltary, at least we can look forward to the possiblitity of being invaded and liberated by France.
Solauren wrote: To have the right to vote: Must pass the same test immigrants to to become citizens. This would be expanded to include stuff like the scientific method, evolution, etc.
Knowledge of evolution has what to do with being a good citizen?
Solauren wrote: Other rights that might be deniable if you don't pass; Driving, owning property, owning a firearm, having kids (see my fixing idea above). This test would be waved if you have a few years military service.
Knowledge of evolution has what do do with being able to own something or drive?
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Education
Under the control of the government. No more seperate schools. No religion in the classroom.
Security in the school: Bullying gets ya tossed in jail. It's now called 'assault'
Cameras in the classroom, as well as other areas.
In bathrooms: The cameras would be at face level, and not aimed into stalls. There would also be a security guard in each bathroom. (Same sex as the bathroom in question. In this cause, guard could be 'teacher not teaching a class right now). If there is no guard in the bathroom, it's locked.
If the camera goes out or is covered/blocked (sensors and someone monitoring the camera) the bathroom is immediately locked down and more guards are sent to secure it.
All schools now have uniforms. You can only get a uniform by being a student. All schools now have ID badges/cards for all staff, faculty and students. Having stolen/forged ID is a serious offense.
Why are the schools prisons?


Your plan is an utterly atrocious wankfest of the worst parts of Communism, totalitarianism, and dictatorship, mixed with policies that do nothing but benefit the richest members of society at the expense of everyone else. These make Nazi Germany look like a veritable cornucopia of freedom and good government.
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So I'm not the only one who looked at Solauren's post and thought of yelling either "Sig Heil" or "FREEDOM!"?
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Vorlon1701 wrote:So I'm not the only one who looked at Solauren's post and thought of yelling either "Sig Heil" or "FREEDOM!"?
I was actually stunned. I thought I'd heard all the worst ideas I'd ever hear in college, but I never should have underestimated the Internet.
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RedImperator wrote: Yes indeed it would. That message would be, "Vote Robertson/Falwell in 2008!" Jesus Christ, two thirds of these ideas would trigger the biggest backlash in American political history. It doesn't work if you come off as so actively hostile to God that John Q. Christian throws in his lot with the fundamentalists come election day.
I don't care, I would have accomplished my job. Let America go to hell when they elect an idiot like that and see all the change I accomplished wasn't that bad.
Okay, let's check the tally here.

You: Spend millions of dollars and four years expunging references to God from official documents, where they're not hurting anybody and ultimately have no effect one way or another on the country's religious attitudes.

Them: Use the public backlash to elect a FUndamentalist government that will probably undo everything you did, plus make a concerted effort to roll society back to the 1950s.

Can you say "pyrrhic victory"? I knew you could.
They need the double shock:

1) My idea isn't too bad.
2) Their responce is worse.
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StarshipTitanic wrote:
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StarshipTitanic wrote: I don't care, I would have accomplished my job. Let America go to hell when they elect an idiot like that and see all the change I accomplished wasn't that bad.
Okay, let's check the tally here.

You: Spend millions of dollars and four years expunging references to God from official documents, where they're not hurting anybody and ultimately have no effect one way or another on the country's religious attitudes.

Them: Use the public backlash to elect a FUndamentalist government that will probably undo everything you did, plus make a concerted effort to roll society back to the 1950s.

Can you say "pyrrhic victory"? I knew you could.
They need the double shock:

1) My idea isn't too bad.
2) Their responce is worse.
Do you even fucking know what a Pyrrhic victory is? It's a victory that's NOT WORTH HAVING; i.e., one that ends up causing so much damage that it would have been better if you'd just stayed home. Your big plan is to waste millions of dollars revising documents, some of which have been sitting around for ages unread by anybody, so all mentions of "God" are cleaned out. What kind of fucking accomplishment is that? How does that advance the goal of eliminating fundamentalism? All it does is send a message: "The President hates God. The evil athiests hate Him so much they are trying to wipe His very name out! Vote Falwell!" If by YOUR actions you trigger a backlash that actually ADVANCES fundamentalism, your idea wasn't very good, was it?
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Or he pulls a Featherston and strongarms people into voting for a new Constitutional Convention and eliminates those "nasty seven letters", I mean...


Uh...I got carried away...

But still, RedImperator's got a point. This entire program would cost too much, both in man-hours and politically. Enjoy your suicide, it's gonna be one bitter pill...
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Do you even fucking know what a Pyrrhic victory is? It's a victory that's NOT WORTH HAVING; i.e., one that ends up causing so much damage that it would have been better if you'd just stayed home.
No, it's one that is won at an enormous cost; i.e., Fundy president proving I was correct. Fundy comes into power, reverses that and uses it as an excuse to reverse a bunch of other things that moderates like. Not many will tolerate a 1950s lifestyle. The Fundy will lose the next election and a moderate would be picked who will cut religion cleanly free of government for all time to prevent anything like that from happening again.

Or maybe I have too much faith in people.
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Vorlon1701 wrote:Or he pulls a Featherston and strongarms people into voting for a new Constitutional Convention and eliminates those "nasty seven letters", I mean...


Uh...I got carried away...

But still, RedImperator's got a point. This entire program would cost too much, both in man-hours and politically. Enjoy your suicide, it's gonna be one bitter pill...
And the fundy's programs are going to be preferable?
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[quote="Merriam Webster"Main Entry: Pyr·rhic
Pronunciation: 'pir-ik
Function: adjective
Etymology: Pyrrhus, king of Epirus who sustained heavy losses in defeating the Romans
Date: 1885
: achieved at excessive cost <a Pyrrhic victory>; also : costly to the point of negating or outweighing expected benefits <a great but Pyrrhic act of ingenuity>[/quote]

Don't quibble semantics with me. I know what fucking words mean.
No, it's one that is won at an enormous cost; i.e., Fundy president proving I was correct. Fundy comes into power, reverses that and uses it as an excuse to reverse a bunch of other things that moderates like. Not many will tolerate a 1950s lifestyle. The Fundy will lose the next election and a moderate would be picked who will cut religion cleanly free of government for all time to prevent anything like that from happening again.
Except that the Fundy, unlike you, will have a mandate to do what he does, and if he oversteps his bounds it won't generate the same backlash you did. The best you get is the eventual restoration of the status quo ante--oh, and every time a secularist runs for President for the next 20 years, all they hear about is how President Titanic tried to erase God's name from every last government document.

The worst part is, even if I'm completely wrong and there's no backlash, changing all the documents ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING. Whoop-di-do, a Department of the Interior memo from 1928 had the word "God" stricken from it. Oh, look, a treaty from 1826 had three references to "Almighty God" crossed out--a victory for the forces of Reason everywhere! All your plan does at best is waste millions and millions of dollars and hundreds, maybe thousands of peoples' time. It's totally worthless. Not evil like Solaren's, but definitely worthless.
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