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Re: MTV Video Music Awards Shock

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Tsyroc wrote:
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... if they have each others tounges in each others mouth, then I don't have to hear them sing. *shudders*



Can you imagine the absolute funk (some mondo strains of HPV, gonorhea and herpes I bet) that has to be growing in their mouths now that the three of them swapped spit? We should culture that and use it for bioweapons except it'd probably be too deadly.


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And we'd have to give the new agent a fitting name.

Hersiphilaidsimidia whorus sounds good to me.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
Durran Korr wrote:Of course; Cash covering Hurt is one the best songs MTV has had in years (Johnny sounds like he's feeling all the pain in the world when he sings that song).
and the best video since November Rain.
I agree on both accounts.
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Durran Korr wrote:And we'd have to give the new agent a fitting name.

Hersiphilaidsimidia whorus sounds good to me.
:lol:

and scary at the same time. :D


I just picture "parts" blistering, blackening and falling off within an instant of minor conact with one of the carriers.
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Doctor walks in to ER room. "Thanks for waiting Mr Jones. The results are back and well, there is no good way to say it so. You have tested positive for Hersiphilaidsimidia whorus."

Behind the doctor, three orderlies come in with large sheets of plastic and SCBA gear.

"These men will now outfit your room for you. Tomarrow you will be transfered to the experimental lab er, hospital."
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On the incidental humor front I happened to be listening to AC/DC's Let Me Put My Love Into You as I was reading Durran Kor's thread naming the new bioagent. :D

"let me put my love into you babe. Let me put my love on the line"

That ain't all that going to be on the line. :shock:

Of course Back In Black follows that song. 8)
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I stumbled across a clip of the kisses on FR, of all places. It's really no big deal.

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Yeah. Lipstick lesbian pr stunt. It's not that big a deal or anthing. Just a stunt.


Let me know when the porno tape comes out.
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Stormbringer wrote:Yeah. Lipstick lesbian pr stunt. It's not that big a deal or anthing. Just a stunt.
Its no big deal but the news-freaks still make it one of their big story. :roll:
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Montcalm wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Yeah. Lipstick lesbian pr stunt. It's not that big a deal or anthing. Just a stunt.
Its no big deal but the news-freaks still make it one of their big story. :roll:
Yeah. Slow new days. That doesn't mean it's actually significant.
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Yeah especialy when there is something more important,like a mosk(sp) bombing in Iraq.
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All three should be charged of crimes against music and humanity. Their trash should be played only to torture criminals.
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Durran Korr wrote:I stumbled across a clip of the kisses on FR, of all places. It's really no big deal.
Wow, that's what all the fuss is about? A little lip kiss that barely lasts a second? Sheesh.... :?
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Montcalm wrote:Yeah especialy when there is something more important,like a mosk(sp) bombing in Iraq.
But that's Iraq. Nobody cares. :P
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Montcalm wrote:Yeah especialy when there is something more important,like a mosk(sp) bombing in Iraq.
But that's Iraq. Nobody cares. :P
Madonna,Britney Smears ans Christina Aguilala were kissing on MTV,and nobody intelligent cares. :P :P
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Big deal. Britney is ready to be replaced already. Christina is about to die of starvation due to not eatting in 10 years. and Madonna got old bad. Call me when Kylie starts rug munching.
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Its just a news stunt.

Celebrities can do what they want, but please, no Olsen Twins in FHM or Maxim. I'd like to keep little Michelle from Full House forever adorable.

Cause hey, she was frickin adorable.
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Montcalm wrote:Madonna,Britney Smears ans Christina Aguilala were kissing on MTV,and nobody intelligent cares. :P :P
I do. It means there one step closer to porn, where they belong. :lol:
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Let's see: one anorexic, one silicone toy (personality not included,) and a woman with stretch marks who slept with Vanilla Ice.

Given the choice, I think I'd prefer to stab my eyes out with a pointed stick.

I have to admit though that with a name like "Britney Spears" she sounds like she works in porn already.
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Ghost Rider wrote:Call me when the Jenna/Britney porno tape is out.
Actually, Jenna and Britney are friends, so it's conceivable...
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"She is particularly taken with lesbian sex, ever since she had someone rent an all-girl video for her. She and her friends watched it together and Britney is absolutely fascinated."

I think a lot had to do with pissing off Britneys ex..and first bonk..Justin Timberlake, who was at the awards. Justin resently left her for Cameron Diaz.
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No pics? You guys suck! :wink:
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OMG, Britney and Madonna KISSED? They must be LESBIANS!!!

They're attention whores alright. This is just one of my many reasons for hating MTV and their stable of stars. Every now and then they'll do something "controversial" that's obviously a cheap attempt to make the news. TATU pulls the same crap all the time. How many people even know the lines to their ONLY song that's ever given any exposure? Instead, people just know them for their supposed lesbianism, which from what I heard is founded solely on a single kiss during one of their concerts. Controversy, not music is their selling point.
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Durran Korr wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Call me when the Jenna/Britney porno tape is out.
Actually, Jenna and Britney are friends, so it's conceivable...
And on the Pat Boone/Ozzy level, so are Amber Lynn and Mark Hamil....

(from A&E special on the history of Porn, Hamil & Lynn are neighbors)
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The pictures are already on K-lite. :D
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Why should I give a shit about Britney when I have a redheaded girlfriend? I don't care how sexy some people may think that seeing two washed-up singers kiss is. Nothing beats the real thing :D
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