The Bombing of Montreal Will Commence Shortly

OT: anything goes!

Moderator: Edi

Post Reply
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

The Bombing of Montreal Will Commence Shortly

Post by HemlockGrey »

Those living around the city are advised to stay clear of the Expos' clubhouse. We will be using Larry Bowa's concentrated rage as ordnance; as it is the most potent destructive force known to man, we will, of course, be excercising no caution whatsoever.
Last edited by HemlockGrey on 2003-08-29 10:28pm, edited 2 times in total.
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Top
User avatar
Glocksman
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7233
Joined: 2002-09-03 06:43pm
Location: Mr. Five by Five

Post by Glocksman »

Baseball.

Meh


BTW, the word is 'ordnance', not 'ordinance'. :P
"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."- General Sir Charles Napier

Oderint dum metuant
Top
User avatar
Col. Crackpot
That Obnoxious Guy
Posts: 10228
Joined: 2002-10-28 05:04pm
Location: Rhode Island
Contact:
Contact Col. Crackpot

Post by Col. Crackpot »

so help me god, if you hit the Molson brewery....... *shakes fist menacingly*
"This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.” -Tom Clancy
Top
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

Post by HemlockGrey »

Bah. The Expos will pay with their lives, their stadium, and their endorsements...the people of Montreal will pay with their beer!
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

I'm lost...what's going on?
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
Shinova
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 10193
Joined: 2002-10-03 08:53pm
Location: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Post by Shinova »

Vorlon1701 wrote:I'm lost...what's going on?
Some sports event getting to everyone's heads probably. Meh. :)
What's her bust size!?

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!
Top
User avatar
Laird
Friendly Neighbourhood Asshole
Posts: 1707
Joined: 2002-09-16 04:33am
Location: Canada

Post by Laird »

Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
"LairdCorp, where total dominion is our number one goal!"-LairdCorp's Motto
Image
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Laird wrote:Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
Say that in the Dominican Republic and you'll get the shit beaten out of you...
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
Sea Skimmer
Yankee Capitalist Air Pirate
Posts: 37390
Joined: 2002-07-03 11:49pm
Location: Passchendaele City, HAB

Post by Sea Skimmer »

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Say that in the Dominican Republic and you'll get the shit beaten out of you...
In the third world lots of shit happens.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Top
User avatar
Laird
Friendly Neighbourhood Asshole
Posts: 1707
Joined: 2002-09-16 04:33am
Location: Canada

Post by Laird »

Like they know what hockey even is.. :P
"LairdCorp, where total dominion is our number one goal!"-LairdCorp's Motto
Image
Top
User avatar
StarshipTitanic
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4475
Joined: 2002-07-03 09:41pm
Location: Massachusetts

Post by StarshipTitanic »

Titanic's watertight compartment layout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all "professional" sports

Where's the yawn smilie?
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov

"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."

"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Sea Skimmer wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:
Say that in the Dominican Republic and you'll get the shit beaten out of you...
In the third world lots of shit happens.
In the first world lots of shit happens. We're just too happy to care.
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Laird wrote:Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
Here here!

*Hasek glares menacingly at baseball*

ph34r HASEK
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Laird wrote:Hockey>>>>>>>>>>>>Baseball.

Nuff said.
Here here!

*Hasek glares menacingly at baseball*

ph34r HASEK
What the hell...
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Vorlon1701 wrote:What the hell...
Behold mortal, and tremble, TREMBLE!
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
User avatar
aerius
Charismatic Cult Leader
Posts: 14802
Joined: 2002-08-18 07:27pm

Post by aerius »

Hasek the ballerina? Bwhahahaha!! He's funny! :lol:
Image
aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:What the hell...
Behold mortal, and tremble, TREMBLE!
I don't get it...
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
YT300000
Sith'ari
Posts: 6528
Joined: 2003-05-20 12:49pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Contact:
Contact YT300000

Re: The Bombing of Montreal Will Commence Shortly

Post by YT300000 »

HemlockGrey wrote:We will be using Larry Bowa's concentrated rage as ordnance; as it is the most potent destructive force known to man, we will, of course, be excercising no caution whatsoever.
Me sigging you.
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul

Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash

Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Top
User avatar
Montcalm
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7879
Joined: 2003-01-15 10:50am
Location: Montreal Canada North America

Post by Montcalm »

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:What the hell...
Behold mortal, and tremble, TREMBLE!
I don't get it...
I think DGG has a crush on him. :lol: :lol:
Image
Jerry Orbach 1935 2004
Admiral Valdemar~You know you've fucked up when Wacky Races has more realistic looking vehicles than your own.
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Montcalm wrote: I think DGG has a crush on him. :lol: :lol:
This is SD.Net...compared to Hamel's recent debacle, that's downright tame... :D :D
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
Andrew J.
Sith Marauder
Posts: 3508
Joined: 2002-08-18 03:07pm
Location: The Adirondacks

Post by Andrew J. »

Canada has baseball teams! :shock:
Don't hate; appreciate!

RIP Eddie.
Top
User avatar
Montcalm
Emperor's Hand
Posts: 7879
Joined: 2003-01-15 10:50am
Location: Montreal Canada North America

Post by Montcalm »

Andrew J. wrote:Canada has baseball teams! :shock:
USA has hockey teams. :roll:
Image
Jerry Orbach 1935 2004
Admiral Valdemar~You know you've fucked up when Wacky Races has more realistic looking vehicles than your own.
Top
User avatar
Xenophobe3691
Sith Marauder
Posts: 4334
Joined: 2002-07-24 08:55am
Location: University of Central Florida, Orlando, FL
Contact:
Contact Xenophobe3691

Post by Xenophobe3691 »

Montcalm wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:Canada has baseball teams! :shock:
USA has hockey teams. :roll:
And the cultures are the same...
Dark Heresy: Dance Macabre - Imperial Psyker Magnus Arterra

BoTM
Proud Decepticon

Post 666 Made on Fri Jul 04, 2003 @ 12:48 pm
Post 1337 made on Fri Aug 22, 2003 @ 9:18 am
Post 1492 Made on Fri Aug 29, 2003 @ 5:16 pm

Hail Xeno: Lord of Calculus -- Ace Pace
Image
Top
User avatar
Darth Garden Gnome
Official SD.Net Lawn Ornament
Posts: 6029
Joined: 2002-07-08 02:35am
Location: Some where near a mailbox

Post by Darth Garden Gnome »

Montcalm wrote:I think DGG has a crush on him. :lol: :lol:
What would make you think such a thing?!!



....
....
....



My heart is reserved for the dashing likes of Kris Draper.



From Detroit, with love. :wink:
Leader of the Secret Gnome Revolution
Top
HemlockGrey
Fucking Awesome
Posts: 13834
Joined: 2002-07-04 03:21pm

Post by HemlockGrey »

Canada has baseball teams!
Yep. Losing to the Blue Jays and the Expos are the second and third most embarrasing things in baseball.
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses

"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Off-Topic”