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Enigma wrote:May 5, 2049 at age 73.

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

EDIT. If I do everything wrong in the test, this is my result.

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 29, 2003 at the age of 28 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (34%)
Cancer (12%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (6%)
HOLY CRAP!!!!! YOU"RE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW!!!!! I am so sorry...












For me it's
May 3, 2057
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (17%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
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Post by beyond hope »

July 17, 2036
at the age of 61 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Electrolysis (5%)

For all you people that will see the '50s, I hope they really suck. :finger:
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June 11, 2073 of cancer
Kinda boring way to die.
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November 23, 2059 at 72, equal values for cancer and heart attack (food is goooooooooooooood).
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 15, 2060 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)


Cancer and Heart Attack, what useless ways to die. Alien Abduction on the other hand...
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They had a java based program like this, I believe it was deathclock.com or something...
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Random Stuff Question wrote:15. Do you regularly light firecrackers in your mouth and then spit them out at the last second?
Has anyone actually answered yes for this? Does it change anything?

Anyway, me:

March 25, 2065
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Homicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Auto-Fellatio (8%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Confusion (6%)

Hey, Homicide made the top three! Damn cancer, though... *sigh*

And I liked the little facts:
The Death Test wrote:Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
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Lt. Dan wrote:<snip>
HOLY CRAP!!!!! YOU"RE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW!!!!! I am so sorry...
<snip>
Well it is 11:45p.m. now and... so.. far.. I ...am ...still alive....... ACCKKK! My ......heart............
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Enigma wrote:
Lt. Dan wrote:<snip>
HOLY CRAP!!!!! YOU"RE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW!!!!! I am so sorry...
<snip>
Well it is 11:45p.m. now and... so.. far.. I ...am ...still alive....... ACCKKK! My ......heart............
Hahahaha...but in what time zone? You still have 45 min. in mountain time and 1 hour and 45 min. on the west coast...


Wow just as I finished typing that, lightning struck and there was crazy thunder......Hmmmm...
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Enigma wrote:
Lt. Dan wrote:<snip>
HOLY CRAP!!!!! YOU"RE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW!!!!! I am so sorry...
<snip>
Well it is 11:45p.m. now and... so.. far.. I ...am ...still alive....... ACCKKK! My ......heart............
Have a great day, sir!
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Been a while since I've taken this test...

April 19, 2068
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (18%)
Cancer (15%)
Alien Abduction (15%)
Homicide (11%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Confusion (5%)
Drowning (5%)
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July 29, 2049
at the age of 67 years old.

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

If it ever seemed that cancer was going to get me I would ensure that it wouldn't. There are far more exciting ways to die.
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