This happened two days ago, but I was too lazy to post it earlier.
Time to take out the trash. Well, I've been forced into doing a shitload of gardening, so there are ten bags, each weighing about 35 kg. The bags are so shitty, that I need to have one hand on top, and one on the bottom, or it will fall apart. I must walk 30 metres there (I measured) with each bag, because I have a long driveway. The bags are a bit torn, so there is mud all over them. It's cold, windy and raining. Half of the bags rip despite by best efforts. So there I am, caked in mud, duct taping leaking garbage bags while it's raining, windy and cold. As soon as I step inside, my mom yells at me to do like 50 other things at once.
I hate this shit.
Taking out the trash (rant) EDIT: Okay, fine only sorta-rant
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Taking out the trash (rant) EDIT: Okay, fine only sorta-rant
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Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
1. Double bag the garbage
2. Parents are just like that, well mine are, but I've cured them of it, took me long enough though.
3. You don't gotta like it, you just gotta do it.
2. Parents are just like that, well mine are, but I've cured them of it, took me long enough though.
3. You don't gotta like it, you just gotta do it.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
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Don't you have a wheelbarrow?
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Broken.Johonebesus wrote:Don't you have a wheelbarrow?
Name changes are for people who wear women's clothes. - Zuul
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman
Wow. It took me a good minute to remember I didn't have testicles. -xBlackFlash
Are you sure this isn't like that time Michael Jackson stopped by your house so he could use the bathroom? - Superman