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YT300000 wrote:Natalie Portman vs. Kiera Knightly. One minute of fighting, which becomes two hours straight of lesbian sex.
Not that unlikely, considering that Natalie Portman is bisexual... (I recall her implying this in an interview)
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:
YT300000 wrote:Natalie Portman vs. Kiera Knightly. One minute of fighting, which becomes two hours straight of lesbian sex.
Not that unlikely, considering that Natalie Portman is bisexual... (I recall her implying this in an interview)
She said something along the lines of: I don't see why I should have to limit myself to half the population.
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Grand Moff Yenchin wrote: Stallone vs. Ahnuld (Rambo vs. Terminator?)
Kindergarden Cop vs Old Rocky.
Stallone Dredd vs. Ahnuld Freeze :D

Hannibal Lecter vs. Jason or Freddy or Pinhead

Fist of Northern Star vs. Saint Seiya

Whole Saint group vs. Whole Dokojuku

Yoda vs. Libra

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I'd also like to see...

Freddy vs. Jason: The Musical...
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Aliens vs Predator vs Crocodile Hunter. :twisted:
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Or what about...

The Whateley Family vs. the Addams Family!

The two most screwed-up families in all of fiction.


And if Bill Watterson is willing:
Stupendous Man vs. Spaceman Spiff
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Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter VS Jurassic Park

Warhammer 40k(IoM) VS Star Wars(GE) (ok, fuck it, just give me a Warhammer 40k film :) )

[insert famous kung-fu artist] VS [insert famous kung-fu artist]
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The Simpsons vs The Addams Family
Jay and Silent Bob vs Blues Brothers
James Bond vs Metal Gear Solid
Scream Vs I Know What You Did Last Summer vs Hannibal Lector
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YT300000 wrote:Natalie Portman vs. Kiera Knightly. One minute of fighting, which becomes two hours straight of lesbian sex.
Natalie is completely unattractive. Now, Mystique vs T-X is something I would pay to see. Two shapeshifters engaged in deadly contest of Mutual Assured Satisfaction...
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Braveheart vs. Gladitator

Hercules(the original peplum one) vs. Hercules(the modern gay one)

Godzilla vs. G98(A ten second movie!)

Rodan vs. Megagiras

Lethal weapon vs Pulp fiction

Stalin vs Hitler(CAGE MATCH)

SW/LOTR crossover("This is Sting. A more elegant weapon for a fourth age". not to mention Christopher Lee fighting himself)
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The Honorverse (in the person of the Andermani Empire) vs Star Trek. Let the slaughter begin!
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how bout

Aliens Vs. From Justin to kelly (You know who will win its just fun.)
Fatal Attraction Vs. Psycho (Man that shit was Silly!)
Fast and the Furious Vs. Mad Max
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Bond vs. Croft.
Although I'm partial to a UN vs. (insert Star Trek power) match.
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Man Stormbringer, do you just get an erection every time you think about the Andermani or what?
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Agent Smith vs Silent Bob
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Several lost divisions of Imperial Stormtroopers vs all of the world powers in some way or another during WWII. From Stalingrad, to Normandy, to Sicily, to the Pacific, to England, to America, etc...but the Stormies have no other support at all. I wonder what would happen...
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Several lost divisions of Imperial Stormtroopers vs all of the world powers in some way or another during WWII. From Stalingrad, to Normandy, to Sicily, to the Pacific, to England, to America, etc...but the Stormies have no other support at all. I wonder what would happen...
They all get blown away by aircraft and artillery when their enemies realize they only have small-arms...
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What about...

"Nodens vs. Jehovah"

A movie that simultaneously appeases the Lovecraftians and infuriates the Christians.
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Punisher vs. Sunglasses wearing ex-Hong Kong Mobster...

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Chow Yun-Fat plays the older former gangster who comes out of retirement to get vengence on the rat bastards that killed his daughter, son-in-law, and grandkids. So we have the great showdown in a warehouse.
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Ok after she did that movie "Crossroads" I have wanted to see Britney Spears vs. Lucifer (You. know blues tradition the Crossroads, paying the devil his due.) & all


Anotherone would be all the Cenima Vigilantes get togeher for a big fucking shootout.... The Saints, The Mariachi, Chow Yun-Fat type anti-hero and what not.
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Hamel vs Stale Bread

HemlockGrey/Ein vs a Cat

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Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about...

"Nodens vs. Jehovah"

A movie that simultaneously appeases the Lovecraftians and infuriates the Christians.
Nodens?
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Indiana Jones vs. Lara Croft.
DC vs. Marvel
ST vs. SW
Godzilla(Japanese version) vs. Godzilla(american version)
Bab5 vs. ID4
Mike Myers vs. Hellraiser
Mike Myers vs. Jason
Hannibal Lecter vs. Vegans
My ass vs. the world
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Enigma wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:What about...

"Nodens vs. Jehovah"

A movie that simultaneously appeases the Lovecraftians and infuriates the Christians.
Nodens?
Nodens is one of the more obscure of H.P. Lovecraft's various deities. He looks pretty much like the stereotypical interpretation of Zeus/Jupiter, save for the fact that he doesn't throw lightning around and instead rides around in a chariot made from a giant clam.

For some reason, Nodens is not nearly as popular as his servants, the Night-Gaunts.
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Austin Powers -vs- James Bond in a shag-a-thon

xXx -v- James Bond

Gone in 60 Seconds -vs- The Fast and the Furious.

The Patriot -vs- Braveheart

Beavis And Butthead -vs- Jay And Silent Bob

Esacpe to Victory -vs- Mean Machine (brit version)
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