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In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Ah HA! Proof that the B33r Brings Lif3....

All haill the B33R!
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Raxmei wrote:131!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SAW 3VARY THNG TAHT HE HAD MAED AND BHOLD IT WAS
VERY GOD1!!! OMG WTF AND TEH AVANNG AND TEH MORNNG WERA DA SIXTH DAY
!!!111!1 OMG



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Demiurge wrote:
Raxmei wrote:131!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SAW 3VARY THNG TAHT HE HAD MAED AND BHOLD IT WAS
VERY GOD1!!! OMG WTF AND TEH AVANNG AND TEH MORNNG WERA DA SIXTH DAY
!!!111!1 OMG



The Bible by a 12-year-old AOLer.
OMG Jesus came out and he was like "do unto others" and he went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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What the hell is wrong with you people... :cry:
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"Unsympathetic Genitals"? What are they teaching our kids in Sunday School?

When kids write something like that, it's accompianed by some sloppy crayon drawing, right?
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Demiurge wrote:
Raxmei wrote:131!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL AND GOD SAW 3VARY THNG TAHT HE HAD MAED AND BHOLD IT WAS
VERY GOD1!!! OMG WTF AND TEH AVANNG AND TEH MORNNG WERA DA SIXTH DAY
!!!111!1 OMG



The Bible by a 12-year-old AOLer.
OMG Jesus came out and he was like "do unto others" and he went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ROFLMAO!!!

And there was this guy, and he was like "I Am God" and I was like "OMG, WEEEEEEE!"
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Ah HA! Proof that the B33r Brings Lif3....

All haill the B33R!
Does that make Largo God? Or just an apostle?
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Captain_Cyran wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Ah HA! Proof that the B33r Brings Lif3....

All haill the B33R!
Does that make Largo God? Or just an apostle?
Don't you mean "Lager"? [tilts head confused]

Fucking Smirnoff Ice...

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kojikun wrote:
verilon wrote:[wonders if it's possible to translate the Bible into "Kiddy-speak"...]

~ver
I thought it already IS fairy tales?
I didn't doubt that.. I just wondered if it could be translated into "Kiddy-speak" as the above quotes.
Simon H.Johansen wrote:That's nothing compared to a bible where every word is spelled backwards - also known as "Eht Elbib"!
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verilon wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote: Ah HA! Proof that the B33r Brings Lif3....

All haill the B33R!
Does that make Largo God? Or just an apostle?
Don't you mean "Lager"? [tilts head confused]

Fucking Smirnoff Ice...

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Note the lack of anime in my life, and the excess of mood stabilizers and alcohol..

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verilon wrote:Note the lack of anime in my life, and the excess of mood stabilizers and alcohol..

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Well, that's still where it's from.
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"On the first day, God made all this light and shit, and it was really bright...wow, look at all the pretty light, dude..."

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Captain_Cyran wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:
In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, God got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.
Ah HA! Proof that the B33r Brings Lif3....

All haill the B33R!
Does that make Largo God? Or just an apostle?
No Largo isn't Irish, Guiness is the beer of life, Largo is only an aposle.

We know god must be Irish...
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neoolong wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: Does that make Largo God? Or just an apostle?
Don't you mean "Lager"? [tilts head confused]

Fucking Smirnoff Ice...

~ver
Largo is a character from megatokyo.com.

He is known for his interest in beer and blowing shit up.
Is he a relative of Dewey Largo from "The Simpsons"???
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