America Won

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-30 12:45am

Mwahahahaha.....

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-08-30 12:55am

Is that Lenin?

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-30 12:58am

Is that a dildo he's holding?

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-08-30 01:47am

[RA2 DGG]HAIL MOTHER RUS--er...AMERICA![/RA2 DGG]

[Just Regular Old Gnome]Er...yeah.[/JROG]

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-08-30 11:30am

Excellent...

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-08-30 12:34pm

Hah!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-30 01:10pm

Lenin's gotta be rolling in his grave at that...

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-30 01:11pm

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-30 05:11pm

HemlockGrey wrote:...?

There was this guy named Lenin and he made a big empire but Ronald Reagan single-handedly defeated him in hand to hand combat and won the cold war and Lenin lost and stuff.

He had a predilection towards the color red.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-08-30 05:15pm

StarshipTitanic wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:...?
There was this guy named Lenin and he made a big empire but Ronald Reagan single-handedly defeated him in hand to hand combat and won the cold war and Lenin lost and stuff.

He had a predilection towards the color red.

I reckon thats FUQable !

Darth Phoenix · Post by **Darth Phoenix** » 2003-08-30 07:23pm

StarshipTitanic wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:...?
There was this guy named Lenin and he made a big empire but Ronald Reagan single-handedly defeated him in hand to hand combat and won the cold war and Lenin lost and stuff.

He had a predilection towards the color red.

Really funny

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-30 09:49pm

Aw, thanks.

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-08-31 11:39am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?

I think he's holding a beer!

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-31 11:44am

paladin wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?
I think he's holding a beer!

No dammit, it's Vodka!

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-31 11:56am

It looks like a scroll or something (though having him a hold a gigantic pink dildo would've sealed the deal).

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-08-31 12:18pm

Lenin cannot roll in his grave, considering his body is on display in a public Mausoleum.

Furthermore, the Cold War isn't over. When you least expect it, Russian paratroopers are landing in the football field outside your high school, shooting up your classroom, RPGing your pickup trucks, sponsoring an invasion from the south by Cuba, and nuking Washington.

What are you gonna do, run up into the hills with your hunting rifles, put twigs in your hat, call yourself something stupid like "Wolverines", and fight a guerilla war agains the russkies?*

*- from the documentary Red Dawn

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-08-31 12:39pm

I didn't see the caption on the statue. It all makes so much sense now.

'Must...crush...capitalism...'

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-08-31 01:03pm

Vympel wrote:Lenin cannot roll in his grave, considering his body is on display in a public Mausoleum.

Furthermore, the Cold War isn't over. When you least expect it, Russian paratroopers are landing in the football field outside your high school, shooting up your classroom, RPGing your pickup trucks, sponsoring an invasion from the south by Cuba, and nuking Washington.

What are you gonna do, run up into the hills with your hunting rifles, put twigs in your hat, call yourself something stupid like "Wolverines", and fight a guerilla war agains the russkies?*

*- from the documentary Red Dawn

My high school's football team got its name from that movie.....

StarshipTitanic · Post by **StarshipTitanic** » 2003-08-31 09:23pm

paladin wrote:
DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?
I think he's holding a beer!

It's way too slender. I think I see a "fireman hat" on the tip...

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-08-31 09:30pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I didn't see the caption on the statue. It all makes so much sense now.

'Must...crush...capitalism...'

The fact that the statue is made of gold is also significant.

Heh, come to think of it, this picture would have been even more effective if it had Lenin sitting on a toilet made of gold with his pants down.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-02 09:57am

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Is that a dildo he's holding?

he fished out the half of the dildo that Ronald Reagan broke off in his ass.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-09-05 12:12pm

'Twould be better if it had him bending over holding his cheeks open.

What are ye lookin at me like that for?!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-08 08:52pm

America Won... What does that have to do with Lenin holding a dildo?

Lenin ought to be rolling in his glass mausoleum on display to the public. In fact, he just might be angry enough to come back to life as a zombie and take over Russia again.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-08 09:16pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:America Won... What does that have to do with Lenin holding a dildo?

Because the USSR got fucked over. Duh.

It's called symbolism!