I just cut my penis on a slice of stale bread

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-30 05:41am

Lilith wrote:I don't want to take away from your pain but this is the funniest thread I've read.

It's fuinny because it's never going to happen to us

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-30 10:19am

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Either that, or Hamel is *just* that messed-up.

In this board? I say he's that messed up.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-08-30 10:23am

innerbrat wrote: It's fuinny because it's never going to happen to us

*sings the jingle from the old "Operation" board game ads*

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-08-30 10:57am

I speak no English.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-30 11:04am

Hamel wrote:I speak no English.

¿Hablas español?

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-08-30 11:11am

Nee Stowinah?~Jason

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-30 11:14am

Eeckspay igpay atinlay?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-08-30 12:00pm

innerbrat wrote:
Lilith wrote:I don't want to take away from your pain but this is the funniest thread I've read.
It's fuinny because it's never going to happen to us

Yup, that's what humor is. Bad stuff happening to other people.

J · Post by J » 2003-08-30 01:26pm

Spyder wrote:I may be mistaking but wont applying peroxide to the groin area cause slight blonding?

It will indeed as peroxide is used to help bleach hair to lighter shades. Pretty nasty stuff that peroxide, though I'm quite sure the stuff they use for hair is significantly stronger than the antiseptic mix that Hamel used.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-08-30 01:37pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:¿Hablas español?

Si, pero yo necesito mucho mas practica.

(los acentos no funcionan en Linux, btw)

Post by **Coyote** » 2003-08-30 02:53pm

Hamel wrote:I speak no English.

Medaber Ivrit?
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-30 03:40pm

Nihongo hanasu?

innerbrat wrote: It's fuinny because it's never going to happen to us

Yep. Their tentacles have built in energy shielding and point defense lasers.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-08-30 03:45pm

XaLEv wrote:Yep. Their tentacles have built in energy shielding and point defense lasers.

And do not contain blood.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-30 05:36pm

innerbrat wrote: And do not contain blood.

LCL is blood!

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-08-30 05:53pm

Façam o favor de não me spamarem mais o fórum

Se não kickasso-vos a todos, um por um!

Oberleutnant · Post by **Oberleutnant** » 2003-08-30 06:32pm

So . . . uh, what's the current situation?

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-30 06:36pm

innerbrat wrote:
Lilith wrote:I don't want to take away from your pain but this is the funniest thread I've read.
It's fuinny because it's never going to happen to us

[decides that you can still cut yourself own there provided you are sitting there naked.]

Just because you don't have penii doesn't mean that you can't be vulnerable to being cut in the genital region.

~ver

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-30 06:37pm

Colonel Olrik wrote:Façam o favor de não me spamarem mais o fórum

Se não kickasso-vos a todos, um por um!

[attempts to translate]

[something about not spamming Olrik's forum]

I'll kick your all your asses, one by one!

~ver

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-08-30 07:21pm

Wow i really shouldn't have read this. I woke half my house laughing. The one person i didn't wake was my mum who sleeps on her good ear. I feel for ya Hamel. Try and keep a stiff upper lip son, coz christ knows if anything else gets stiff you're gonna die.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-08-30 07:58pm

Sorry Aranha.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-30 11:22pm

verilon wrote:[decides that you can still cut yourself own there provided you are sitting there naked.] Just because you don't have penii doesn't mean that you can't be vulnerable to being cut in the genital region.

~ver

Yeah, but we'd have to go really far out of our way to do so. I mean, REALLY far. Even farther than sitting at computers naked whilst clumsily eating stale bread. Like, to the point where we're saying to ourselves, "Gee, Self, I'm a bit bored. Perhaps I shall slice my labia with some crusty old bread because it will give me something to do. Or maybe it'd be more fun to try to stab my clitoris with it. Bread is fun. Wheee."

I don't think so.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-30 11:27pm

Zaia wrote:Yeah, but we'd have to go really far out of our way to do so. I mean, REALLY far. Even farther than sitting at computers naked whilst clumsily eating stale bread. Like, to the point where we're saying to ourselves, "Gee, Self, I'm a bit bored. Perhaps I shall slice my labia with some crusty old bread because it will give me something to do. Or maybe it'd be more fun to try to stab my clitoris with it. Bread is fun. Wheee."

I don't think so.

Where's your sense of adventure?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-30 11:31pm

But if a chick was holding a piece of crusty stale bread in her hand and she got startled by say...a ringing phone or something, she could accidentally nick her nipple with the bread while trying to put the bread down and pick up the phone or something. Hey, you never know, afterall I didn't think it was possible for a person to do what Hamel did.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-30 11:33pm

RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:<snip>
I don't think so.
Where's your sense of adventure?

Out stabbing its clitoris with sharp 'n' pointy bread. Duh.

aerius: Yeah, maybe, but nipples = genitals? Not in my country.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-30 11:34pm

Zaia wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Zaia wrote:<snip>
I don't think so.
Where's your sense of adventure?
Out stabbing its clitoris with sharp 'n' pointy bread. Duh.

Oh yeah.

So, I take it I shouldn't order any bread products when I eventually get up to Maryland and have dinner with you, lest you think I'm plotting some evil scheme with your sense of adventure?