Tonight's movies

[Ghost Rider]

For a time I've suspected that my BF was gay...I mean he works in a bike shop where they're all guys and they spank each other's butts and made way too many suggestive comments to each other...and now this...well...I guess I'll have to straighten him out and knock the gay out of him won't I?

To the bedroom with him! I'll make a heterosexual out of my BF yet!

No! Why waste your time? You might as well sign him up for GALE right now.

Instead, you can visit sunny Florida and make a man out of me. That'll be far more productive than trying to make aerius straight again (which is a lost cause...look at his obsession over guys touching themselves at night!).

You can buy the plane ticket and provide her housing?

Besides it's cheaper for her to make aerius straight again...in those terms.

[neoolong]

For a time I've suspected that my BF was gay...I mean he works in a bike shop where they're all guys and they spank each other's butts and made way too many suggestive comments to each other...and now this...well...I guess I'll have to straighten him out and knock the gay out of him won't I?

To the bedroom with him! I'll make a heterosexual out of my BF yet!

I'm just too sexy.

[RogueIce]

You can buy the plane ticket and provide her housing?

Besides it's cheaper for her to make aerius straight again...in those terms.

Actually, I probably can.

"We have the technology. We have the money. We can fix her up for a good time."

Or however The Six Million Dollar Man sequence went.