I just cut my penis on a slice of stale bread

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-30 11:41pm

Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:[decides that you can still cut yourself own there provided you are sitting there naked.] Just because you don't have penii doesn't mean that you can't be vulnerable to being cut in the genital region.

~ver
Yeah, but we'd have to go really far out of our way to do so. I mean, REALLY far. Even farther than sitting at computers naked whilst clumsily eating stale bread. Like, to the point where we're saying to ourselves, "Gee, Self, I'm a bit bored. Perhaps I shall slice my labia with some crusty old bread because it will give me something to do. Or maybe it'd be more fun to try to stab my clitoris with it. Bread is fun. Wheee."

I don't think so.

So you're saying that you couldn't potentially manage to drop a piece of bread in your seat, have the bread slip under the crotch (as we all know things that fall in the chair do sometimes), try to reach under it, and *just* reach back far enough to have it cut you?

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-30 11:43pm

RogueIce wrote:Oh yeah.

LOL

RI wrote:So, I take it I shouldn't order any bread products when I eventually get up to Maryland and have dinner with you, lest you think I'm plotting some evil scheme with your sense of adventure?

Hehehe....I think that would be wise of you. Unless the thought of a chickie shoving stale bread into her nether-regions turns you on...?

(Ow, the crumbs! The crumbs!)

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-30 11:44pm

Zaia wrote:Hehehe....I think that would be wise of you. Unless the thought of a chickie shoving stale bread into her nether-regions turns you on...?

(Ow, the crumbs! The crumbs!)

Well, we won't know until we try, now will we?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-08-30 11:46pm

I don't suppose this would be good time to mention the porn movie I saw where baguettes were used as dildos?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-08-30 11:46pm

verilon wrote:So you're saying that you couldn't potentially manage to drop a piece of bread in your seat, have the bread slip under the crotch (as we all know things that fall in the chair do sometimes), try to reach under it, and *just* reach back far enough to have it cut you?

~ver

Well, when you put it like that...........sorry, still no.

RI: *chuckles* Hmmm, I can't think of a single thing that would inspire me to actually try that. Not a damn thing. Sorry.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-08-30 11:48pm

Zaia wrote:
verilon wrote:So you're saying that you couldn't potentially manage to drop a piece of bread in your seat, have the bread slip under the crotch (as we all know things that fall in the chair do sometimes), try to reach under it, and *just* reach back far enough to have it cut you?

~ver
Well, when you put it like that...........sorry, still no.

Bite me.. err.. no, wait, that's my job. DAMN YOU!!!

I KNEW there was a reason I called you Demon Princess (TM).

~ver

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-08-30 11:48pm

As much as the cut must hurt, I imagine the penis sandwich would be worse.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-30 11:49pm

Zaia wrote:RI: *chuckles* Hmmm, I can't think of a single thing that would inspire me to actually try that. Not a damn thing. Sorry.

*whew*

If you had really wanted to, I guess I could've done that.

But, thankfully, now if it ever got to the point where we'd be discussing what got put into where, I could say something more useful than stale bread.

Of course, I'm not saying I'm that charming or suave or anything...certainly not on a first date (which, as it stands now, would be a REAL first date for me!).