The Bombing of Montreal Will Commence Shortly

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i will send the Dominion down there and punish the Montreal Expos
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Dennis Toy wrote:i will send the Dominion down there and punish the Montreal Expos
Not like it matters, that team's a money-pit
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HemlockGrey wrote:Those living around the city are advised to stay clear of the Expos' clubhouse. We will be using Larry Bowa's concentrated rage as ordnance; as it is the most potent destructive force known to man, we will, of course, be excercising no caution whatsoever.
Larry would be better served directing that rage at the God damn pitching staff that gave up a God damn 8 run lead. For fuck's sake, give me a ball and a glove and I'LL go out there and hold a fucking EIGHT RUN LEAD, and you won't have to pay me millions of dollars to do it. Jesus Haploid Christ with His fist up a pig's ass, did somebody on this fucking team open the fucking mummy's tomb and bring a curse down upon them all or something?
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RedImperator wrote: Larry would be better served directing that rage at the God damn pitching staff that gave up a God damn 8 run lead. For fuck's sake, give me a ball and a glove and I'LL go out there and hold a fucking EIGHT RUN LEAD, and you won't have to pay me millions of dollars to do it. Jesus Haploid Christ with His fist up a pig's ass, did somebody on this fucking team open the fucking mummy's tomb and bring a curse down upon them all or something?
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Boxing > pussy team-based 'games'
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Bah!

give me my round ball, good kicks, and a decent goalie.

you know my favorite team based sport.
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Oh boy, soccer.

...and after six hours of play, Mugubustan and New Stinkwick have played to a zero-zero tie! Again!
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