Making Grown Men Cry.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-31 09:46pm

You too can make a grown man cry with just a bit of 'ATOMIC WING SAUCE'. Nothing is more painful then this and even people who regularly drink hot sauce have been seen with watery eyes, and downing the nearest liquid they could while crouching in a fetal position. Much of the substance can cause fainting, or throwing up.

Kuja can attest to the power of this sauce.

Yes, at WingFest I was working for some people who have this, the hottest sauce known, as a gift they gave me a bottle of it. It comes with a release form.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-08-31 09:47pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:You too can make a grown man cry with just a bit of 'ATOMIC WING SAUCE'. Nothing is more painful then this and even people who regularly drink hot sauce have been seen with watery eyes, and downing the nearest liquid they could while crouching in a fetal position. Much of the substance can cause fainting, or throwing up.

Kuja can attest to the power of this sauce.

Yes, you bastard. You're lucky you were in a public place or I'd have wrung your neck.

Eating that fucking wing had me literally runnig to the nearest soda vendor and downing a Pepsi as fast as possible.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-31 10:06pm

Where are you guys?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-31 10:10pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:Where are you guys?

Western New York, around the Buffalo area.

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-08-31 10:12pm

I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-08-31 10:15pm

Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.

Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-08-31 10:18pm

I can't stop laughing!!! It hurts!!

HAHaHAHA!!!

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-31 10:21pm

Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.

Well you'd better hope theres a movie theater nearby when you have some of this sauce then.

This stuff is twistedly evil, here's the RELEASE FORM:

I, the undersigned, about to consume Atomic Wing sauce do hereby acknowledge that this sauce is advertised and presented as
"Eat At Your Own Risk".
Furthermore, after being aware of the most extreme degree of heat (100,000-300,000 units on the Scoville Heat Rating Scale) am willing to hold harmless Best Wings USA Inc., its owners, officers, employees and agents.

The undersigned acknowledges that he/she has read and understands the above and is giving up his/her right to recover for any acts involved with the ingestion of the above described food product.

By the way, the address is

Quaker Steak & Lube Best Wings USA
101 Chestnut St
Sharon, PA 16146

For those of you who might want to try some of this crazy shit for yourselves.

Oh, and the bottle to get to the container of the sauce has a childproof safety top. And the bottle itself says DANGER: Really hot stuff: Keep out of the hands of children and grandparents.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-31 11:30pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.

Or drop stale bread on them.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-08-31 11:41pm

RogueIce wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote:
Vympel wrote:I thought we're only allowed to cry if we're watching Dirty Dozen.
Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.
Or drop stale bread on them.

Or get attacked there by a cat.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-08-31 11:42pm

Andrew J. wrote:
RogueIce wrote:
Vorlon1701 wrote: Or watch some man get hideously hit in the nuts.
Or drop stale bread on them.
Or get attacked there by a cat.

Or misfires.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-08-31 11:49pm

I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-08-31 11:56pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?

My guess is going to the local store near you or contacting the above address I gave and asking if you can buy some.

Shadowhawk · Post by **Shadowhawk** » 2003-09-01 12:14am

Captain_Cyran wrote:This stuff is twistedly evil, here's the RELEASE FORM:

I, the undersigned, about to consume Atomic Wing sauce do hereby acknowledge that this sauce is advertised and presented as
"Eat At Your Own Risk".
Furthermore, after being aware of the most extreme degree of heat (100,000-300,000 units on the Scoville Heat Rating Scale) am willing to hold harmless Best Wings USA Inc., its owners, officers, employees and agents.

The undersigned acknowledges that he/she has read and understands the above and is giving up his/her right to recover for any acts involved with the ingestion of the above described food product.

300k Scovilles? Try 7.1 million.
http://www.firegirl.com/1331-02.html

I saw some place that had sauce that was 12 million scovilles, but I can't find the site now. It cost about $200 a bottle.

Edit - Ah, here it is.
http://www.peppers.com/itemdetails.cfm?id=3506

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-09-01 12:26am

RogueIce wrote:
Andrew J. wrote:
RogueIce wrote: Or drop stale bread on them.
Or get attacked there by a cat.
Or misfires.

LOL!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-01 01:18am

I'm not exactly proud to say that I've made a couple grown men cry, but it had nothing whatsoever to do with hot wings.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-01 01:45am

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?

I recommend a facility with padded walls for the likes of you.

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-09-01 01:32pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I'd love to have a go at the stuff. I once won a habanero-eating contest among three people -- 6 in one sitting. I shat pure fiery agony for the next three days, but by Christ! I wolfed those fuckers down with nary a smoking belch! And those were fat, juicy Oregon habaneros. Shit, wasabi is like cotton candy to me! How do I hook up with a bottle of this wholesome, delicious treat?

hey, your proctologist called. that hole your burned through your shorts is your own dam fault.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-01 02:03pm

Those artificially hightened Scoville sauces are cruel and inhuman. I'll eat the occasional harbanero, but even the hottest chili in the world doesn't compare to that shit.
Evil, sez I.

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