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Coaan
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:Mass-produced Haggis

They look like alien larvae!
Heretic!

Haggis is quite teh tasty dish even if it doesn't have the looks
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Well, I can't decide for myself, but I recall my father describing certain types of sausage as resembling a donkey's penis...
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oh dear god, the Baron has stumbled upon comic glory! i have tears in my eyes i have been laughing so hard. make sure you read them all. here is a sample:

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I hope that you can see that this is a jellied salad. Do you see it glisten? Do you require a close-up to understand that these beans and mushrooms and pimiento strips are one solid, glistening mass? Okay!

See how the Ceramic Mushroom Family has gathered to show their children what happens to bad little mushrooms.
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Not bad, but nothing holds a candle to Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food.
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Cthulhu-chan wrote:Not bad, but nothing holds a candle to Lilek's Gallery of Regrettable Food.
Any dish has the potential to look horrible.
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True, but when you're trying to pimp out your recipes, presentation should be your primary interest.
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Potato salad repulses me. I've never been able to overcome my revultion of all things mayo.

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