An asteroid is about to hit, what do you do?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-02 08:00pm

Well?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-02 08:01pm

There wasn't enough room for other please state, so if that's what you choose just pick one and say it.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-02 08:02pm

you're=your (doh!)

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-09-02 08:02pm

Find a willing female and fuck like a rabbit. There's no way I'm going to survive in the long run, so building a shelter is pointless.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-09-02 08:04pm

I'd build a shelter. Even if I'm going to die, I want to do it on my terms and know I did my best to stave it off.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-09-02 08:06pm

Hopefully, an ISD will be in orbit picking up geniuses to conscript them; if not fuck like a rabbit and pillage more of the former but I like to pillkage.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-02 08:11pm

How big an asteriod? Because if it's a little piddling rock I'm going to ignore it. If it's a big planet killer, find a willing women and fuck like rabbits. Got to go out happy after all.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-02 08:13pm

Sex, sex and more sex. Since i'm going to die young i want a life time's amount of it before that thing hits!

Seggybop · Post by **Seggybop** » 2003-09-02 08:18pm

Do anything physically possible to make the government do everything it can to defeat the rock.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-02 08:25pm

Depends if the asteroid is aimed directly at me. If I can't dodge it, I guess I'm screwed, but if it strikes at someone else I'll just point and laugh my ass off.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-02 08:27pm

Watch the fireworks. Perhaps fuck like a rabbit beforehand, depends on how much time I have.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-02 10:06pm

If Earth blows up and everyone else is dead, I would feel very lonely and bored. Maybe trying to decipher this Tome of Immortality isn't such a good idea

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-02 10:15pm

Accept Jesus as my saviour and ascend to Heaven. Don't hurt me nice people

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-09-02 10:19pm

Depends on where it's going to land, if it's landing in the atlantic move west and buy tons of (soon to be shore front) property on the other side of the apalachians. If it's landing in the pacific I stay put and buy tons of property inland from there. If it's landing in the Middle East I do a dance, if it's landing in Europe I do nothing. If it doesn't matter where it's landing and we're all dead well then I start joining the wild orgies, and try to get a climax just as it hits.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-02 10:27pm

If the asteroid is going to make a direct hit on my area and I can't get away in time, I'm gonna have some sweet loving with my GF and any other chick who wants to join in. If it's gonna hit somewhere where it won't kill me, then I got some shooting, looting, and shelter building to do, gotta plan for the future you know.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-09-02 10:28pm

Well it doesn't specify what the size of said asteroid is so:

small - fuck like rabbits

large - fuck like rabbits.

DPDarkPrimus · Post by **DPDarkPrimus** » 2003-09-02 10:52pm

I'm not going to die a virgin, so....

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-02 11:00pm

Try and hop the nearest ship off and if i can't, fuck like a rabid. Assume that it will probably kill you unless you build a shelter. Theres a good chance you'll get off though the quality of ship you get might not be so good (read vaccuum sealed milk freighter w/ rocket and rudimentary comp control system welded on and packed with food.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-02 11:32pm

I'd spare the puny humans, displacing the rock into the sun from the bridge of the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star Destroyer Gnomania's Pride.

If all else fails, fuck, fuck liked you've never fucking fucked before.

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-09-02 11:36pm

I'd hitchhike my way off the planet and using my copy of HitchHiker guide to the galaxy. If not, spread my seed as far and as wide as i can.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-02 11:48pm

I'd talk to or see the people I love the most and make sure they know I love them, before I did anything else. Then I'd put my cat in a carrier and hit the road, because if I knew I had to die, I would want to do so in Brian's arms. With my cat on my lap.

Edit: Forgot to add my kitty!!!

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-02 11:50pm

I press the green button.

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Sriad · Post by **Sriad** » 2003-09-03 02:49am

I'm going to go with the popular opinion here.

Kamakazie Sith · Post by **Kamakazie Sith** » 2003-09-03 02:55am

Have sex with everyone!

.....female.

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