Masturbation techniques
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Masturbation techniques
I'm surprised a thread about hasn't been posted already but oh well.
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Re: Masturbation techniques
Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?Tosho wrote:I'm surprised a thread about hasn't been posted already but oh well.
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There's a bunch of shit at www.jackinworld.com if you want to waste time. I have no problem with the traditional method.
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Well I can rub it around while soft while face down in bed. this is actually very stimulating and works wonders for me, though I occasionally go traditional, but I "grind" too...
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Re: Masturbation techniques
Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
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Well we don't REALLY want him dissolving do we?Montcalm wrote:jmac can`t be there every time so he touches himself at night.Stormbringer wrote:Nah, he'd start bragging about how he doesn't need too. The little bastard.Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised its not Aerius who started this one.![]()
Sounds like it could cause dryness.Rubbing the head, just above the tip, in circle with the palm is a good one.
Stroking? Don't usually do that, i don't think...i'm more like straha.
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Re: Masturbation techniques
there's one little kids usually develop, even before they know what sex is, calling "humping" where they fuck the bed.Darth Wong wrote:Tosho wrote:I'm surprised a thread about hasn't been posted already but oh well.
What's your's?Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
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EHHH STOP IT YOU WITCH!jmac wrote:Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
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'You're a bully putting on an air of civility while saying that everything western and/or capitalistic must be bad, and a lot of other posters (loomer, Stas Bush, Gandalf) are also going along with it for their own personal reasons (Stas in particular is looking through rose colored glasses)' - Darth Yan
Re: Masturbation techniques
I see you have forgotten the prostate.jmac wrote: Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.
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Fire up Google or Kazaa and do a search for "female masturbation". You'll get pictures and videos of chicks demonstrating various masturbation techniques. Or go to your local adult video store and rent "Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson" or any other video in the "Virtual Sex with..." series. They're fully interactive DVD's where you can change the angles and see the action again & again.DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm not sure I understand your technique, jmac... perhaps if you can provide us with pictures?
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Re: Masturbation techniques
XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate.jmac wrote: Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.
That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
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LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David.David wrote:That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate.
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Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?Zaia wrote:LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David.David wrote:That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate.
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What are you talkin about? He does have his priorities straight.Zaia wrote:LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David.David wrote:That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate.
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I don't know--how many? If it's enough, I will describe them.RedImperator wrote:Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?
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I think I could whip up some dissappointment if you wanted me to.Zaia wrote: I don't know--how many? If it's enough, I will describe them.![]()
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I'm thinking most of the overly-hormonal teenagers will want to know.Zaia wrote:I don't know--how many? If it's enough, I will describe them.RedImperator wrote:Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?![]()
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