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I'm surprised a thread about hasn't been posted already but oh well.
What's your's?
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Tosho wrote:I'm surprised a thread about hasn't been posted already but oh well.
What's your's?
Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
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I`m surprised its not Aerius who started this one. :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised its not Aerius who started this one. :wink:
Nah, he'd start bragging about how he doesn't need too. The little bastard. :evil: :lol:
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There's a bunch of shit at www.jackinworld.com if you want to waste time. I have no problem with the traditional method.
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Well I can rub it around while soft while face down in bed. this is actually very stimulating and works wonders for me, though I occasionally go traditional, but I "grind" too...
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Stormbringer wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised its not Aerius who started this one. :wink:
Nah, he'd start bragging about how he doesn't need too. The little bastard. :evil: :lol:
jmac can`t be there every time so he touches himself at night. :lol:
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Rubbing the head, just above the tip, in circle with the palm is a good one.
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Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis. :wink:
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Montcalm wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
Montcalm wrote:I`m surprised its not Aerius who started this one. :wink:
Nah, he'd start bragging about how he doesn't need too. The little bastard. :evil: :lol:
jmac can`t be there every time so he touches himself at night. :lol:
Well we don't REALLY want him dissolving do we?
Rubbing the head, just above the tip, in circle with the palm is a good one.
Sounds like it could cause dryness.

Stroking? Don't usually do that, i don't think...i'm more like straha.
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Darth Wong wrote:
Tosho wrote:I'm surprised a thread about hasn't been posted already but oh well.
What's your's?
Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
there's one little kids usually develop, even before they know what sex is, calling "humping" where they fuck the bed.
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jmac wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis. :wink:
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jmac wrote: Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis. :wink:
I see you have forgotten the prostate. :wink:
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I'm not sure I understand your technique, jmac... perhaps if you can provide us with pictures?
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:I'm not sure I understand your technique, jmac... perhaps if you can provide us with pictures?
Fire up Google or Kazaa and do a search for "female masturbation". You'll get pictures and videos of chicks demonstrating various masturbation techniques. Or go to your local adult video store and rent "Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson" or any other video in the "Virtual Sex with..." series. They're fully interactive DVD's where you can change the angles and see the action again & again.
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aerius wrote: They're fully interactive DVD's where you can change the angles and see the action again & again.
Not to mention the fake, digital cumshots.
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I'd prefer pictures from a source I trust. :wink:
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XaLEv wrote:
jmac wrote: Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis. :wink:
I see you have forgotten the prostate. :wink:


That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
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David wrote:
XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate. :wink:
That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David. :wink:
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Zaia wrote:
David wrote:
XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate. :wink:
That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David. :wink:
Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?
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Zaia wrote:
David wrote:
XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate. :wink:
That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David. :wink:
What are you talkin about? He does have his priorities straight.
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RedImperator wrote:Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?
I don't know--how many? If it's enough, I will describe them. :D :wink:
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Zaia wrote: I don't know--how many? If it's enough, I will describe them. :D :wink:
I think I could whip up some dissappointment if you wanted me to.
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Zaia wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?
I don't know--how many? If it's enough, I will describe them. :D :wink:
I'm thinking most of the overly-hormonal teenagers will want to know.
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