Great quotes

[Enlightenment]

Here are my quotes collections. Warning: most of these are unvetted for content and might not be suitable for everyone.

http://www3.sympatico.ca/gcircle/csbh/quotes.txt
http://www3.sympatico.ca/gcircle/csbh/quotes2.txt

This fairly good set was collected by John Kensmark:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/gcircle/csbh/sig1.txt

[Singular Quartet]

You’d be amazed at how stupid the average person is. Even worse, half the people are even stupider than that.
- Goerge Carlin

A radical is a man with both feet planted firmly in the air.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

This planet is obviusly being used as an insane asylum by other planets.
- George Bernard Shaw

Due to management cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off.

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
- Albert Einstein

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
- Douglas Adams

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you relieze that what you think I said is not what I meant.

[Mr Bean]

Heh a few from Dogbert as I saw Singluars Doglas Quote

BOW BEFORE ME IGNORATE MASSES!
~Dogbert

Dogbert:You know I think it be best if there where no weapons in world
Dilbert: Thats a wonderful thought Dogbert
Dogbert: Yes that way I could take over the world with a butter knife

[BigStevo]

Religion is the Opiate of the masses.

Karl Marx

[unigolyn]

Robert A. Heinlein

Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other "sins" are fabricated nonsense.

Stephen King

The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window.

George Carlin

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an orgasm.

Cerys Matthews

Bee numbers seem to be dwindling at an alarming rate. I blame coke cans - so easy to get into, but so difficult to get out. Coke cans are the bee equvalent of pubs.

[Kuja]

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein

If A=success, the A=X+Y+Z when:
X=work
Y=play
and Z=KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
-Albert Einstein

South Carolina is too small for a country and too large for an insane asylum. -anonymous senator, 1860

Ten who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent
-Indian proverb