An asteroid is about to hit, what do you do?

Audrie_Dawn · Post by **Audrie_Dawn** » 2003-09-03 03:03am

I would probably carry out some extremely nasty sex fantasies that have been locked up in the back of my mind for a long time. After all, it would be a shame to die before really living.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-03 04:17am

This poll is too vague.
1. An asteroid is about to hit what?
Proxima Centauri? Am I required to care?
The NX-01? Hell YES! Let's party!!!
Earth? If so,
2. how large is the asteroid? Will it destroy Earth? If so, I'll naturally help stop it, the moon's a pretty lonely place.
Will it destroy Europe or the US? Still try to stop it, as I live in one and get most of my entertainment from the other.
Australia? Stop it. The australians here are OK, and Mel Gibson's cool.
Africa? Letting it hit may actually be an improvement.
France? This is a trick question, right?

I am afraid JLA regulations require you to help stopping the asteroid no matter what, Master Bruce.

Why did I join that loony outfit again?

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-09-03 05:19am

Captain Lennox wrote:Hopefully, an ISD will be in orbit picking up geniuses to conscript them; if not fuck like a rabbit and pillage more of the former but I like to pillkage.

And you qualify for conscription how?

Zed Snardbody · Post by **Zed Snardbody** » 2003-09-03 05:32am

Grab my satchel, put on my boots, get my coat, throw in my favorite towel, my HHGTTG omnibus, empty my bank account and buy some twinkies, some ball points, a pad of paper, a little water and some peanuts and ring my buddy who doesn't blink all that often and get my ass off this planet. I've got better things to do today than die.

See the avatar people!

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-09-03 06:52am

If I have enough time I'll do some wild ridiculous things, watch all my favorite movies/tv shows/porn and fuck like a rabbit.

No time? Then jump to the 'fuck like a rabbit'.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-03 07:02am

I'd go up there and smack the fucker for disturbing my breakfast.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-03 07:37am

I'd steal me one of these:

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-09-03 08:58am

Grab Atlantis Space Shuttle, Hijack it and take that baby to Mars

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2003-09-03 09:11am

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
YOU WILL HAVE DOOM RAINED UPON YOUR HEADS!!!
That's right, unbeknownst to you ALL, I have in orbit around neptune as we speak a ship of unspeakable power, size and....well....POWER!!!!! the ship is so powerful, in fact, that just purging the wastewater tanks would be sufficient to blast the asteroid so far off course, the sun's gravity would have no chance of pulling it back. It'd blast it right out of the solar system.
Unfortunately for you all, the PRIME DIRECTIVE prevents me from helping you so, it just sucks to be you!
Yes, yes, i know. "Captain picard would help us, you callous blueblood!" Well, unlike your precious captain, we FOLLOW our prime directive. Stupid picard.
In conclusion, let me just say that I feel sorry for you all. You had a pretty good thing going here, I think that, maybe in a few centuries, we could have perhaps made contact. nah. But it will be quite a show to see the plume extending into space from the impact, and the subsequent darkening of your planet as it is consumed by the resultant dust storm. OH...excuse me for a second, my first officer is calling me..
WhaT?
yes....
yes, I see.
My first officer has just informed me that this was what you humans call a "Poll" Not real, not really going to happen, yet. Carry on. It appears i'm stuck here for a few more centuries. /sigh
Oh, but before I go. I'll fuck like a rabbit.

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-03 11:23am

First, I'd cover my ass by joining every religion of the planet, then I'd fuck like a rabbit.

On second thought, I think I'll fuck like a rabbit, THEN join every religion on the planet. Yeah.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-09-03 12:05pm

THERMONUCLEAR BARAGE.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-03 01:15pm

Wait eleven years, and start praying. Fill in the time by visiting SDN and wondering whether anyone is actually doing anything about the asteroid.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-09-03 04:24pm

Durran Korr wrote:Find a willing female and fuck like a rabbit. There's no way I'm going to survive in the long run, so building a shelter is pointless.

I can shamelessly say ... i concur

... but i mean, wouldn't you wanna be doing something you enjoyed before you died ? Yeah, i thought so

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2003-09-03 07:20pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Hopefully, an ISD will be in orbit picking up geniuses to conscript them; if not fuck like a rabbit and pillage more of the former but I like to pillkage.
And you qualify for conscription how?

I am a mad scientist in training, of course.

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-03 07:25pm

Why am I not surprised that "Fuck like a rabbit" is the most popular answer....?

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-09-03 07:28pm

I would do everything in my power to help stop it... then, but, I will have reservations in the undeground survival base with my friends and loved ones if the plan fails.

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2003-09-03 07:36pm

Have sex with everyone!

.....female.

Why limit yourself? You might as well go all out if death is impending and sexual hysteria rules the plains.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-09-03 08:01pm

Captain Lennox wrote:
Darth Fanboy wrote:
Captain Lennox wrote:Hopefully, an ISD will be in orbit picking up geniuses to conscript them; if not fuck like a rabbit and pillage more of the former but I like to pillkage.
And you qualify for conscription how?

I am a mad scientist in training, of course.

As am I... mad biologist of spooky doom!!!

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-09-03 08:07pm

LadyTevar wrote:Why am I not surprised that "Fuck like a rabbit" is the most popular answer....?

You know I was gonna make that observaiton but commenting on it seemed too much like reminding others that the sun rises in the east. Still it is amusing.

jenat-lai · Post by **jenat-lai** » 2003-09-04 03:14am

Bie Bie Everyone!

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-09-06 12:19am

Out of the choices, I'd choose the rabbits. But what I'd probably end up doing is start playing video games and not stop until the asteroid hits.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-06 12:26am

I had a dream like that; but in it I had a spaceship, and I was trying to contact as many people as possible so I could find them and resue them before it hit. I was sitting at my computer in the final hours, making the last few phone calls, and browsing this board and reading the teary goodbyes that were written a few days earlier when the impace was announced. Then I shut down my computer for the last time and boarded the shuttle to my ship.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-06 12:51am

So your dream of the last hours of earth involved sd.net? *Klaxon* Addict Allert *Klaxon*

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-09-06 12:53am

jenat-lai wrote:Bie Bie *snip

ROFL

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-06 01:04am

darthdavid wrote:So your dream of the last hours of earth involved sd.net? *Klaxon* Addict Allert *Klaxon*

Well, it made up a small portion of what was going on; it was kind of intense, since I had trouble finding the people I wanted to save; the dumb [part was that the whole time I was surfing the net while on the phone.

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