I think that joke is obvious to some 90% of the board.Agent Fisher wrote:As some of my freinds pointed out if your first name is Mike, do not change your last name to Hunt. Just say those two names together quickly and you'll see.
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Lessee... it's thought that my last name, 'Diller' is probably Germanic in origin and means that one of my ancestors tended dill.
The other thought, brought up by my sister is that it's somehow means 'Destroyer', which I'm not sure at all where it comes from. If so, it would be oxymoronic when compared to both my middle names.
As to the answering of the actual question, I don't really see any point to it.
The other thought, brought up by my sister is that it's somehow means 'Destroyer', which I'm not sure at all where it comes from. If so, it would be oxymoronic when compared to both my middle names.
As to the answering of the actual question, I don't really see any point to it.
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The same applies to "Richard Head", and "Frances Hole"Dalton wrote:I think that joke is obvious to some 90% of the board.Agent Fisher wrote:As some of my freinds pointed out if your first name is Mike, do not change your last name to Hunt. Just say those two names together quickly and you'll see.
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Prus is nice, although I wouldn't mind another Polish name.
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Post #666: 5-24-03, 8:26 am (Hey, why not?)
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my name is definately germanic in origin, and i think its pretty obvious what a baker's ancestors did ![Wink ;)](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
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You may want to avoid doing that on a first date. Second is OKZaia wrote:Yes, I would like to change my name, because mine is long and complicated, but since the first simple name that I like happens to belong to the man I'm in love with, saying I'd like his might come off a little on the psychotic side.
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My last name is Klix.
You ever heard of that? do you know what I went through in school when people FINALLY figured out what it rhymes with?
Try this:
"Silly Klix, Dicks are for chicks."
Yeah, I got that ALL THE TIME."
Can't I have Smith? Or Jones. Jones is good. Hell, i'd even settle for
Haussenpfefferweissenhallotoesis.
Anything but Klix.
You ever heard of that? do you know what I went through in school when people FINALLY figured out what it rhymes with?
Try this:
"Silly Klix, Dicks are for chicks."
Yeah, I got that ALL THE TIME."
Can't I have Smith? Or Jones. Jones is good. Hell, i'd even settle for
Haussenpfefferweissenhallotoesis.
Anything but Klix.
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Unfortunately, in Danish that word happens to be slang for the male genitalia....Cyborg Stan wrote:Lessee... it's thought that my last name, 'Diller' is probably Germanic in origin and means that o
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Last time I checked there were at least a couple pages of Lin's in the phone book. Hell, we have several family friends with the same surname. At least it's nice and easy to spell, at least it would be if people weren't so dumb. When a guy with a distinct asian accent says his last name is "Lin", it's not spelled "Lynn". Customer service people are dumb.
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*chuckles* Thanks for the tip.Zoink wrote:You may want to avoid doing that on a first date. Second is OKZaia wrote:Yes, I would like to change my name, because mine is long and complicated, but since the first simple name that I like happens to belong to the man I'm in love with, saying I'd like his might come off a little on the psychotic side.
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See, here's the problem:
The only time a man's last night will ever change is if he decides to go to court and get it legally changed, or if he's been adopted.
A woman's name changes every time she gets married.
The only time a man's last night will ever change is if he decides to go to court and get it legally changed, or if he's been adopted.
A woman's name changes every time she gets married.
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Not neccessarily(sp?), at least not here.LadyTevar wrote:See, here's the problem:
The only time a man's last night will ever change is if he decides to go to court and get it legally changed, or if he's been adopted.
A woman's name changes every time she gets married.
While that's the way it usually happens, you can also keep your old last name, adopt a double name comprised of both parties last names, and , as I recently found out, it's even possible for the man to adopt the woman's last name.
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'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
*sounds out the possiblilties... *Batman wrote:Not neccessarily(sp?), at least not here.LadyTevar wrote:See, here's the problem:
The only time a man's last night will ever change is if he decides to go to court and get it legally changed, or if he's been adopted.
A woman's name changes every time she gets married.
While that's the way it usually happens, you can also keep your old last name, adopt a double name comprised of both parties last names, and , as I recently found out, it's even possible for the man to adopt the woman's last name.
Uhh... no. The names do SOOO not mix
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Bah. There have been Linebergers in this country since the late 17th century, a number of them war heroes. It would be a disgrace to change it.
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