You Might See Me on Cereal Boxes

J · Post by J » 2003-09-03 06:26pm

Me, my BF, or the other 15 people that showed up for a photoshoot today. It all started when my BF got word from his work that some PR ad guys from Kellogg's needed some photogenic faces for a picture shoot to promote their "Vector" line of products. Furthermore, these people had to be cyclists because it had to fit in with their ad campaign. Which is how me, my BF, and about 15 other people ended up spending the whole afternoon riding our bikes around for the cameras.

So if all goes well and they like me, you'll be seeing me on cereal boxes. That would be so cool yet kinda freaky at the same time, can you imagine how it would be like to see yourself on a cereal box?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-03 06:36pm

LOL--too funny! If you get put on there, you'll have to bring a box with you to Nepal!

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-09-03 07:03pm

Interesting fact, the guy who invented kellogs did so because he thought that a diet rich in wheat would prevent people from masturbating.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-03 07:06pm

Tosho wrote:Interesting fact, the guy who invented kellogs did so because he thought that a diet rich in wheat would prevent people from masturbating.

It wasn't for that reason. The cereal was part of a general programme to promote a healthier lifestyle.

And it sounds like you're partially mixing up Doctor Kelloggs with Reverend Graham...

Anyway, sounds pretty neat, jmac.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-03 07:07pm

Tosho wrote:Interesting fact, the guy who invented kellogs did so because he thought that a diet rich in wheat would prevent people from masturbating.

If jmac is chosen many SD.net male will shake while looking at the box.

Tosho · Post by **Tosho** » 2003-09-03 07:08pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Tosho wrote:Interesting fact, the guy who invented kellogs did so because he thought that a diet rich in wheat would prevent people from masturbating.
It wasn't for just that reason. The cereal was part of a general programme to promote a healthier lifestyle.

And it sounds like you're partially mixing up Doctor Kelloggs with Reverend Graham...

Anyway, sounds pretty neat, jmac.

IIRC it was both of them.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-03 07:16pm

Tosho wrote:IIRC it was both of them.

The Straight Dope doesn't bring anything up for Kelloggs, actually.

The cereal as a cure all was actually Charles W. Post, with Grape Nuts, which I knew was correct anyway:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_147.html

Syvester Graham believed that "venereal excess" caused a series of health problems, which could be solved by eating a vegetarian diet including wheat:
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_053.html

Bang.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-03 07:18pm

And if I get chosen then well, I don't think the world should have to suffer that much. I just can't believe that we had to wear spandex shorts for the photo-shoot, I do NOT wear spandex, wearing spandex is wrong! Anyways, I seriously doubt they'd choose me since I look like a dork and had stickers promoting marijuana plastered on my helmet and bike.

The photo-shoot was actually pretty cool, we got to ride around while they snapped pictures and fed us snacks, and we even got paid for it! I knew my 5 years of working in the bicycle industry was worth something! But god, wearing spandex shorts is just so wrong!

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2003-09-03 07:21pm

Only on guys. On girls there's nothing wrong with spandex

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-03 07:24pm

Howedar wrote:Only on guys. On girls there's nothing wrong with spandex

Nothing wrong with Spandex on nicely toned guys, either. *RowrRowr*

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-03 08:37pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Howedar wrote:Only on guys. On girls there's nothing wrong with spandex
Nothing wrong with Spandex on nicely toned guys, either. *RowrRowr*

Yes there is. Spandex just doesn't belong on men.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-03 08:43pm

LadyTevar wrote:
Howedar wrote:Only on guys. On girls there's nothing wrong with spandex
Nothing wrong with Spandex on nicely toned guys, either. *RowrRowr*

I have to disagree.

"Humanity was not meant to be wrapped in spandex!"
-Today's SA.com update.

J · Post by J » 2003-09-03 10:13pm

Montcalm wrote:If jmac is chosen many SD.net male will shake while looking at the box.

Now there's a scary thought...my cereal box picture being bespoiled by young virgin males...

Stormbringer wrote:Yes there is. Spandex just doesn't belong on men.

If the guy in question is my BF then I wholeheartedly agree, but some guys can pull it off. Like my massage therapist Pete who's my BF co-worker, he was looking pretty spiffy in spandex so I spanked him a for fun.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-03 10:17pm

jmac wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If jmac is chosen many SD.net male will shake while looking at the box.
Now there's a scary thought...my cereal box picture being bespoiled by young virgin males...
<snip>

Well at least that would cut down on the amount of milk used in the cereal.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-03 10:22pm

Enigma wrote:
jmac wrote:
Montcalm wrote:If jmac is chosen many SD.net male will shake while looking at the box.
Now there's a scary thought...my cereal box picture being bespoiled by young virgin males...
<snip>
Well at least that would cut down on the amount of milk used in the cereal.

Now that is gross Mr E Nigma

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-03 10:32pm

Montcalm wrote:
Enigma wrote:
jmac wrote: Now there's a scary thought...my cereal box picture being bespoiled by young virgin males...
<snip>
Well at least that would cut down on the amount of milk used in the cereal.
Now that is gross Mr E Nigma

I know, isn't it?

J · Post by J » 2003-09-03 10:39pm

How in hell did this go from an innocent discussion on my picture being on a cereal box to people ejaculating into their cereal??!

Yes I know it's SDnet but still....

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-03 10:40pm

It's because you touch yourself at night.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-09-03 10:44pm

aerius wrote:It's because you touch yourself at night.

And I bet you help with such touching...

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-03 10:54pm

aerius wrote:It's because you touch yourself at night.

How else are you going to get it into your cereal.

We don't all have helpers like you do.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-03 10:57pm

jmac wrote:How in hell did this go from an innocent discussion on my picture being on a cereal box to people ejaculating into their cereal??!

Yes I know it's SDnet but still....

This is SD.net any topic will eventually degenerate into a sex topic if given enough time.

Corrolary: It will dengrenrate via the most direct and disturbing way possible.

Hence, splooging in your cereal.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-03 11:02pm

I blame myself for turning this from a cereal box story to a sex story.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-03 11:23pm

Ejaculating into cereal is one of those things that everyone does, but is best not spoken of.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-03 11:24pm

Demiurge, get help. NOW!

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-03 11:26pm

Hey, I didn't bring up the subject.