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I knew it was too good to be true...RedImperator wrote:Now, how many people saw that you were the last person to post in this thread, and are now bitterly disappointed that you did not, in fact, describe your technique?Zaia wrote:LOL--glad you'll have your priorities straight when you're on your deathbed, David.David wrote: That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
What? When did we get some of THOSE?!!!neoolong wrote:I'm thinking most of the overly-hormonal teenagers will want to know.
As an overly hormonal teenager, I always want more. Besides, I've heard jmac talk about this kind of stuff way too often.Zaia wrote:What? When did we get some of THOSE?!!!neoolong wrote:I'm thinking most of the overly-hormonal teenagers will want to know.
Gandalf, you don't really need me to say what I do since jmac already went into a bit of detail. You want more?
Well, if I were to go into any more detail I think it would have to be taken to the Brotherhood. Can't be warping the minds of innocent virgin boys now can we?Zaia wrote:Gandalf, you don't really need me to say what I do since jmac already went into a bit of detail. You want more?
Our minds are already corrupted.jmac wrote:Well, if I were to go into any more detail I think it would have to be taken to the Brotherhood. Can't be warping the minds of innocent virgin boys now can we?Zaia wrote:Gandalf, you don't really need me to say what I do since jmac already went into a bit of detail. You want more?
We visit SD.Net. Our minds have been corrupted just by being here.Alex Moon wrote:Our minds are already corrupted.jmac wrote:Well, if I were to go into any more detail I think it would have to be taken to the Brotherhood. Can't be warping the minds of innocent virgin boys now can we?Zaia wrote:Gandalf, you don't really need me to say what I do since jmac already went into a bit of detail. You want more?
Yes, yes you can.jmac wrote:Well, if I were to go into any more detail I think it would have to be taken to the Brotherhood. Can't be warping the minds of innocent virgin boys now can we?
Hey, I was piss drunk. I also ran around the obelisk in the Vatican and drinking water from the fountains. Asshole clinching was at the bottom of my list of worries at the time...David wrote:Vorlon1701 wrote:Same way as everyone else.
Oh yeah, one night I got so fucking drunk I actually tried massaging the prostate. You guys just don't know what you're missing...
Zaia- I see no problem with my priorities
Vorlon- the very thought makes my asshole clinch.
Your jealousy is just so transparent.jmac wrote:Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.
Um...not in it, but pretty close...3rd Impact wrote:Hmm, experimenting with anal stimulation...in the Vatican?!What the...
I think you're abusing your god-given right of denial.Eleas wrote:Your jealousy is just so transparent.jmac wrote:Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.
Hey, it's either that or female intuition. One of the perks of being multisexual.neoolong wrote: I think you're abusing your god-given right of denial.
Wrong! There's the prostate and (in my case) nipples! It's almost like when you do it!jmac wrote:Gently massaging and rubbing my breasts with one hand while fingering myself and using a dildo or vibrator as needed. There's many possible variations on the basic theme and...oh wait...that's because I'm female. Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.Darth Wong wrote:Technique? What techniques are there? You grasp your penis in one hand and begin stroking. Is there some kind of advanced masturbation methodology I'm unaware of?
I can even do multiple orgasms now... 
HOW do you get multiple orgasms, God dammit?!? HOW?!?Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Wrong! There's the prostate and (in my case) nipples! It's almost like when you do it!
*watches as every other guy in the thread starts pointing knives, guns, spears, rayguns, and other Implements of Death and Destruction at his head*
Oops.
Your loss. The prostate is one of men's greatest errogenous zones...the male G spot, as it were. Sex can be good without it, sure--but with it, sex rises to a whole 'nother level of pleasure.David wrote:XaLEv wrote:I see you have forgotten the prostate.jmac wrote: Poor guys...all you get to play with is a penis.
That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
