You Might See Me on Cereal Boxes

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-04 12:15am

Demiurge wrote:Ejaculating into cereal is one of those things that everyone does, but is best not spoken of.

Maybe where you come from. But not here.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-04 12:32am

LadyTevar wrote:
Howedar wrote:Only on guys. On girls there's nothing wrong with spandex
Nothing wrong with Spandex on nicely toned guys, either. *RowrRowr*

[agrees volatilely]

You guys haven't seen spandex on a man that looks good in spandex ~ and there IS such a thing.

~ver

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-09-04 01:04am

Being on a cereal box would be weird. But its better than being on the side of a milk cartoon. You could have fun buying a box of your cereal and holding it up to your face in line.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-04 01:22am

TrailerParkJawa wrote:Being on a cereal box would be weird. But its better than being on the side of a milk cartoon. You could have fun buying a box of your cereal and holding it up to your face in line.

Or really egotistical.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-04 09:47am

verilon wrote: You guys haven't seen spandex on a man that looks good in spandex ~ and there IS such a thing.

(insert Superfriends reference)

Post by **Colonel Olrik** » 2003-09-04 09:57am

What's the difference between spandex and lycra? Because pratically everyone who is into mountain biking wears lycra ( aerius is part of a tiny minority of lycra haters) and I don't exactly see people vomit when I pass..

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-09-04 11:00am

I can only say that this thread has already provided me with enough mental images from hell to rival the largest and sickest of genocides, plagues and Richard Simmons videos.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-04 01:52pm

Thanks for reminding me.
*puts Demiurge and Enigma on the list*

Is there any particular reason we keep the goggles around?
It's not like they do anything.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-04 02:32pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can only say that this thread has already provided me with enough mental images from hell to rival the largest and sickest of genocides, plagues and Richard Simmons videos.

Richard Simmons?? Of course he can't rival this, he's not a match for Gene Simmons!

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-04 03:10pm

Well, I guess I'll never eat cereal again...

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-04 04:10pm

Cereal? Hell, at least you'd have a chance of spotting the sploog in there. It's not like it's cream of wheat or anything. Tapioca anyone?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-04 04:12pm

Mark S wrote:Cereal? Hell, at least you'd have a chance of spotting the sploog in there. It's not like it's cream of wheat or anything. Tapioca anyone?

memo to self:Mark S-->list

Eek.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-04 04:13pm

Batman wrote:
Mark S wrote:Cereal? Hell, at least you'd have a chance of spotting the sploog in there. It's not like it's cream of wheat or anything. Tapioca anyone?
memo to self:Mark S-->list

Eek.

Remember. It's always the quiet ones.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-04 04:26pm

Mark S wrote:Cereal? Hell, at least you'd have a chance of spotting the sploog in there. It's not like it's cream of wheat or anything. Tapioca anyone?

Can I hurt you? Or are you going to try to run away.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-04 04:28pm

neoolong wrote:
Mark S wrote:Cereal? Hell, at least you'd have a chance of spotting the sploog in there. It's not like it's cream of wheat or anything. Tapioca anyone?
Can I hurt you? Or are you going to try to run away.

Oh, I like the rough stuff.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-04 04:39pm

Mark S wrote:
neoolong wrote:
Mark S wrote:Cereal? Hell, at least you'd have a chance of spotting the sploog in there. It's not like it's cream of wheat or anything. Tapioca anyone?
Can I hurt you? Or are you going to try to run away.
Oh, I like the rough stuff.

Perhaps I should have said, I'll run away.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-04 05:05pm

Remember Grey's First Rule! All topics, given time, will eventually degenerate into a discusson of sex!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-04 05:12pm

HemlockGrey wrote:Remember Grey's First Rule! All topics, given time, will eventually degenerate into a discusson of sex!

...including *shudders* Cthulhu-related ones.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-04 05:49pm

Montcalm wrote:I blame myself for turning this from a cereal box story to a sex story.

Actually you can guarantee that if a topic here is posted, eventually an ASVSer will degenerate it.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-04 05:50pm

neoolong wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Ejaculating into cereal is one of those things that everyone does, but is best not spoken of.
Maybe where you come from. But not here.

I guess they talk about ejaculating into cereals all the time in Californy.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-04 05:52pm

Batman wrote:Thanks for reminding me.
*puts Demiurge and Enigma on the list*

Is there any particular reason we keep the goggles around?
It's not like they do anything.

*Enigma drops his pants and points his ass towards Batman*

Tickle my asshole!

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-04 05:54pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
verilon wrote: You guys haven't seen spandex on a man that looks good in spandex ~ and there IS such a thing.
(insert Superfriends reference)

*growls*

BTW, love the last quote in your sig, Simon.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-09-04 05:54pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
verilon wrote: You guys haven't seen spandex on a man that looks good in spandex ~ and there IS such a thing.
(insert Superfriends reference)

You meant insert Ambiguously Gay Duo reference right?

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-04 06:21pm

Enigma wrote: *Enigma drops his pants and points his ass towards Batman*

Tickle my asshole!

*shoots Gridfire dart up Enigma's exposed digestive tract exhaust*

Enjoy

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-04 06:31pm

LOL

Oh, I'm so happy that my favourite thread ever came up in conversation.... Good ol' Eleas.