What, if anything do you keep?

[Sea Skimmer]

Reality shows suck.

I'd probably just take all the money. After all, if the cops didn't know the money was there in the first place, they wouldn't be likely to find out. I guess it kind of depends on the form of the money - is it small bills, or big bills, or what? If I was extremely lucky and it was one of those "small, unmarked bills" things, I'd just take it and go (and try not to make it obvious from my car windows that my car was crammed with cash). Anything else might look suspicious.

Even in small bills that much cash would take up very little space, unless it's not in bundles and all lose in which case simply carrying it all off would be a fucking pain.

[Hyperion]

I'd take everything but the coke and heroin.

I would keep the nuke in a sheilded casing for "future use if needed", I would sell all but 2 of the AK's, I would keep the C4 for "hunting" (read: dynamite fishing), I would sell all but one of the RPGs, I would do an anonymous drop of the ID stuff, probably by calling the sheriff to a specific area where I would be dumping them.

So in short: I would keep all but the coke, heroin, and ID's.

[Howedar]

I can easily imagine the police investigating whoever called the find in. So no taking bills.

[Xenophobe3691]

--As a good little american patriot I call the department of home land security.....

I'm a nationalist, not a patriot...

[TrailerParkJawa]

Id be scared to touch anythign for fear it was wired it would explode. I dont know what I would do with any of the stuff except for the money. Im not interested in drugs. I dont live on a large plot of land, so the rifles would be useless. I certainly dont want to deal with large explosives.

Assuming it is not booby trapped, the only thing I might take is a partial amount of the money. But Id also want to call the cops, so I might just leave it all there. Who knows they might give me some of it as a reward.

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

You go to a remote area for camping, you find something odd looking in an out of the way place.
You open a crate you find under the obvious hasty hiding spot.
Inside, is the following:
100k$ cash
10 fully automatic AK-47,and ammo.
10 pounds of pot, 1 kilo of coke, and a kilo of heroin.
Fake ID blanks, of various federal and state agentcies.(hundreds)
10 RPGs.
10kilos of C-4, 10 blasting caps, with timers, and remote radio detonators.(5 each)
One ominous looking device with Russian writing, a countdown timer, and the radioactive symbol written on it.

What, if anything do you keep, and why?

I am personaly going to take careful note of my location, (I carry a GPS when I hike into boonies) and dial 911 ASAP!
The temptation to take the money is great, but I will later on tell why I wouldn't touch anything past a certain point in the inspection of treasure.

I'd take most of the cash, one rifle, and all the ammo. I'd carefully move the bomb somewhere else, and then use most of the C-4 to blow the rest of the cache into the sky (After being sure that I was very, very, very far away first.)

[Faram]

I would use my gps and record the location, then I would turn around and run.

If I would find a weapons cache like that then I would assume that it is trapped.

I have experience with explosives; it only takes a small amount of plastic to complexly ruin your day.

If I would put up a weapons cache like that in the middle of a forest I would most certainly trap it to keep unwelcome guest of my goodies.

A pressure sensitive trigger connected to the cache, lift it and you go for a express trip to the sky with no return ticket.

[Seggybop]

Record the location. Come back asap with some kind of robot arm contraption attached to an RC car, or whatever can be quickly assembled to test if it's a trap without killing myself. If it's clear, I take the nuke. Then I proceed with plans to use it to take over the world for great justice.

[Enforcer Talen]

see if the c4 works.

[Gandalf]

I'll take the money and the AK's. Since I'm in Australia, I have little to fear from Americans, Australian security is less than stellar.

[haas mark]

Real situation.. As already mentioned, the money is very tempting, and as stated before, it can be traced. I think it be a good idea to keep track of ver's location and then call people that can do something about it (i.e., not my local police, even though protocol would say to do so, cos cops here are shitty).

~ver

[GrandMasterTerwynn]

I would use my gps and record the location, then I would turn around and run.

If I would find a weapons cache like that then I would assume that it is trapped.

I have experience with explosives; it only takes a small amount of plastic to complexly ruin your day.

If I would put up a weapons cache like that in the middle of a forest I would most certainly trap it to keep unwelcome guest of my goodies.

A pressure sensitive trigger connected to the cache, lift it and you go for a express trip to the sky with no return ticket.

Well, if theoretical person opened the crate and saw everything that was inside, it is presumable that the crate itself wasn't booby-trapped.

But, with that being said, one might retreat to a safe distance and throw rocks at the crate for a minute or two.

[weemadando]

As a good little Australian, I take the money, sell the drugs to spoilt rich white kids, sell the weapons to a bunch of black teenagers, the explosives to some disgruntled rednecks and leave the nuke (on timer) in LAX (using the fake ID's to achieve this) as I board my flight back to Australia.

[Darth Yoshi]

I'd take the IDs and the AKs, then start bounty hunting.