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Passed out Nookie: Do you:

Bang her
3
10%
Be a gentleman
26
90%
 
Total votes: 29

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*Stravo walks along a path and notices a diry metallic object in his way. He picks up the round metallic object and notices some writing underneath the dirt. He slowly wipes away the dirt to reveal some words. "Boun...cing... Bet...ty... Oh fuck!"

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This is how this thread is Stravo. You've 'picked up' this topic, only to have it blow up on you.

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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Demiurge wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: 1. (Selfish Reason) I like some interaction and reciprocity on the part of my lovers. If (s)he's asleep I may as well jack off.
I have to agree with that.

I voted no. Raping drunk chicks is not my idea of fun.
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Post by Anarchist Bunny »

I wouldn't really call it being a gentleman, more like not being a sick twisted fuck.
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Post by Exonerate »

I refuse to violate another person, and since they are unconscious, they are in no condition to give consent. I'm not sure I'd do it even if she was conscious but very drunk...

Your best option would be to carry her off to somewhere friendly...

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Even if it was arguable that it wasn't rape, WHICH IT ISN'T, where's the fun in having a partner who doesn't respond to you at all?
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Post by Zaia »

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Even if it was arguable that it wasn't rape, WHICH IT ISN'T, where's the fun in having a partner who doesn't respond to you at all?
How is it not rape? Did you mean 'which it is?'
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Even if it was arguable that it wasn't rape, WHICH IT ISN'T, where's the fun in having a partner who doesn't respond to you at all?
Rape is nonconsensual sex, and fucking an unconscious person DOES qualify. I suggest you revisit your definitions.
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I think he did mean it was rape.
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Post by Stravo »

You know as someone else pointed out this just did not work out as expected. My advice is not to watch Animal House and post on some half assed inspiration thinking it would be funny. This is stumbling into uncomfortable territory so I'm just going to lock it with my apologies to everyone.
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