You Might See Me on Cereal Boxes

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-04 06:33pm

*updates hitlist*

Right. Unfortunately I'll never see any of your bright and shining--if not thoroughly disgusted faces on cereal boxes. I have long held the belief that breakfast is an archaic and uneccesary meal invented by Post, Keloggs, and General Mills--the cereal cabal--in order to make us wake up earlier and sleep in later. To what end? Only time will tell.

But rest assured, the cereal cabal is watching. I'd best be on my way to the Galapagos before the hitman shows up.

Good day.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-04 06:40pm

I have just one more thing to add.

The cereal companies should make more products with the faces and bodies of attractive women on the box. That way we can all stop masturbating to Tony the Tiger.

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-04 06:43pm

Demiurge wrote:I have just one more thing to add.

The cereal companies should make more products with the faces and bodies of attractive women on the box. That way we can all stop masturbating to Tony the Tiger.

That is way too much info from your "sex life"

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-04 06:49pm

Demiurge wrote:I have just one more thing to add.

The cereal companies should make more products with the faces and bodies of attractive women on the box. That way we can all stop masturbating to Tony the Tiger.

Or Count Chocula

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-04 06:55pm

Mark S wrote:
Demiurge wrote:I have just one more thing to add.

The cereal companies should make more products with the faces and bodies of attractive women on the box. That way we can all stop masturbating to Tony the Tiger.
Or Count Chocula

Actually there should be a cereal with a pic of my ass on the cover.

Choco-bits! Now with 10% more fiber!

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-04 07:11pm

Zaia wrote:LOL

Oh, I'm so happy that my favourite thread ever came up in conversation.... Good ol' Eleas.

Why do the interesting ones always happen when I'm not around? I missed the 'Trinity/Mary Poppins' one, I missed the 'Boys can't cook' one...
On the other hand, I've been around for the 'Jmac/cereal' one, so I guess I should count my blessings...

On a completely unrelated note,

1)I'm a superhero,
2) I'm a billionaire, and
3) Zaia's a teacher andd thusly supposedly gravely underpayed

So how come she makes more money than I do?

EDITed:Yes, I KNOW this is the jmac/cereal thread. It's in the middle of the night over here so why don't you go pet a rancor or something...

EDITed again:I guess I better go to bed...

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-04 07:16pm

Batman wrote:
Zaia wrote:LOL

Oh, I'm so happy that my favourite thread ever came up in conversation.... Good ol' Eleas.
Why do the interesting ones always happen when I'm not around? I missed the 'Trinity/Mary Poppins' one, I missed the 'Boys can't cook' one...
On the other hand, I've been around for the 'Jmac/cereal' one, so I guess I should count my blessings...

On a completely unrelated note,

1)I'm a superhero,
2) I'm a billionaire, and
3) Zaia's a teacher andd thusly supposedly gravely underpayed

So how come she makes more money than I do?

Well here in Ottawa, teachers get paid pretty well but they still bitch (mainly their union reps and some not so smart teachers) about needing more money. As far as I heard, teachers here start at about 30K+ and 50K+ after 10 years and there are some that make more than 70K.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-05 12:50am

Batman wrote:On a completely unrelated note,

1)I'm a superhero,
2) I'm a billionaire, and
3) Zaia's a teacher andd thusly supposedly gravely underpayed

So how come she makes more money than I do?

If you must know, I counted in ALL of my incomes, and am no longer a music teacher (as my primary source of income, anyway). I have a grand total of (if you count each different school where I teach private lessons and/or percussion ensemble as a different job, which they are, technically) five jobs right now.

So there you are, Mr. Billionaire.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-05 12:51am

Enigma wrote:Well here in Ottawa, teachers get paid pretty well but they still bitch (mainly their union reps and some not so smart teachers) about needing more money. As far as I heard, teachers here start at about 30K+ and 50K+ after 10 years and there are some that make more than 70K.

I'm movin'!!!

...Oh wait, that's Canadian money. Nevermind.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-05 12:54am

Zaia wrote:
Enigma wrote:Well here in Ottawa, teachers get paid pretty well but they still bitch (mainly their union reps and some not so smart teachers) about needing more money. As far as I heard, teachers here start at about 30K+ and 50K+ after 10 years and there are some that make more than 70K.
I'm movin'!!!

...Oh wait, that's Canadian money. Nevermind.

Come back to Jersey. I know of at least one district that pays $40,000 to bachelors degree holders, $70,000 to teachers with masters.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-09-05 01:07am

RedImperator wrote:Come back to Jersey. I know of at least one district that pays $40,000 to bachelors degree holders, $70,000 to teachers with masters.

Oooh, seriously? What part of Jersey?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-05 01:09am

Zaia wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Come back to Jersey. I know of at least one district that pays $40,000 to bachelors degree holders, $70,000 to teachers with masters.
Oooh, seriously? What part of Jersey?

Gloucester County, about 20 minutes southeast of Philadelphia. I'm job hunting here right now, and I've been pleasantly surprised by some of the figures I'm seeing.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-05 01:19am

Enigma wrote:Well here in Ottawa, teachers get paid pretty well but they still bitch (mainly their union reps and some not so smart teachers) about needing more money. As far as I heard, teachers here start at about 30K+ and 50K+ after 10 years and there are some that make more than 70K.

Hampton (the NDP leader) once commented that the teachers' union in Ontario is very good at saying what it is against, but not too good at saying what it's for. In 1985, they were against Conservative Frank Miller. In 1987, they were against Liberal David Peterson. In 1990, they were against ultra-liberal Bob Rae (remember the guy who said "we'll spend our way out of this recession"?). In 1995, they were against Conservative Mike Harris. In 2003, they're against Conservative Ernie Eves.

It seems to me that Ontario's teachers should say what would actually make them happy rather than simply complaining that the current administration has mistreated them. Because they're always complaining that the current administration has mistreated them.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-09-05 04:00am

It sounds like your teacher's unions are worse than ours. And that's saying something.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-05 04:42am

And back on topic...

Colonel Olrik wrote:What's the difference between spandex and lycra? Because pratically everyone who is into mountain biking wears lycra ( aerius is part of a tiny minority of lycra haters) and I don't exactly see people vomit when I pass..

Spandex is shiney.

BoredShirtless · Post by **BoredShirtless** » 2003-09-05 04:53am

jmac wrote:can you imagine how it would be like to see yourself on a cereal box?

My picture would destroy the economy. I'm so good looking, people will forget to go to work.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-09-05 06:38am

Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can only say that this thread has already provided me with enough mental images from hell to rival the largest and sickest of genocides, plagues and Richard Simmons videos.

I dunno, I am feeling rather unfazed...

Though the idea of Jmac on a cereal box is intruiging, now I can make a cut-out girlfriend and take her out on town.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-05 09:44am

Demiurge wrote:I have just one more thing to add.

The cereal companies should make more products with the faces and bodies of attractive women on the box. That way we can all stop masturbating to Tony the Tiger.

Wasn't there once a Special-K box which was adorned by the visage of Cindy Crawford?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-05 11:57am

His Divine Shadow wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:I can only say that this thread has already provided me with enough mental images from hell to rival the largest and sickest of genocides, plagues and Richard Simmons videos.
I dunno, I am feeling rather unfazed...

Though the idea of Jmac on a cereal box is intruiging, now I can make a cut-out girlfriend and take her out on town.

But she'd be so small.

His Divine Shadow · Post by **His Divine Shadow** » 2003-09-05 03:19pm

Why ofcourse, she needs to fit in my pocket.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-05 04:14pm

You're weird.

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-05 04:18pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:You're weird.

Of course. I don't think you're allowed to stay if you're not.

EDIted to eliminate rather embarrasing typo

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-05 04:56pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Enigma wrote:Well here in Ottawa, teachers get paid pretty well but they still bitch (mainly their union reps and some not so smart teachers) about needing more money. As far as I heard, teachers here start at about 30K+ and 50K+ after 10 years and there are some that make more than 70K.
Hampton (the NDP leader) once commented that the teachers' union in Ontario is very good at saying what it is against, but not too good at saying what it's for. In 1985, they were against Conservative Frank Miller. In 1987, they were against Liberal David Peterson. In 1990, they were against ultra-liberal Bob Rae (remember the guy who said "we'll spend our way out of this recession"?). In 1995, they were against Conservative Mike Harris. In 2003, they're against Conservative Ernie Eves.

It seems to me that Ontario's teachers should say what would actually make them happy rather than simply complaining that the current administration has mistreated them. Because they're always complaining that the current administration has mistreated them.

True. Should the Liberals win this election, the unions will bitch to them also.

What I also find funny but annoying is that the school boards (at least here in Ottawa) want the control over the money given returned to the boards. In other words, they don't want to balance their budgets, they just hike the taxes. When the Tories took that away from them and gave all boards equal money per student to all boards, they cry foul and say that they don't get enough money.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-05 07:10pm

Well I just got a phone call. You can breathe easy now since I ain't gonna be on a cereal box so you can take those goggles off now. There goes my shot at fame and glory, my chance to be adored by millions of cereal eaters everywhere. Guess I'm not studly enough to be on a cereal box. Oh well, good thing I didn't quit my dayjob.

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-05 07:23pm

aerius wrote:Well I just got a phone call. You can breathe easy now since I ain't gonna be on a cereal box so you can take those goggles off now. There goes my shot at fame and glory, my chance to be adored by millions of cereal eaters everywhere. Guess I'm not studly enough to be on a cereal box. Oh well, good thing I didn't quit my dayjob.

Getting your ass slapped by a bunch of guys?

I'd say touching yourself, but that's a nightly thing anyway.

Olrik: You don't see them vomit because you're past them by the time they start puking it up.

jmac: Do you wear spandex? Or just a bathing suit?:)

HDS: That's just creepy...

The cereal jackers: You make me glad I never eat breakfast (except Burger King...food of the GODS! Well, Breakfast Gods anyway).

Zaia: you're hot and deserve to make millions (sorry, couldn't resist).

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