My accounting textbook: Written by trekkies

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My accounting textbook: Written by trekkies

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A few problems:
Catherine Janeway Company's weekly payroll, paid on Fridays, totals $6,000. Journalize.
Beverly Crusher is a licensed CPA. Journalize her office transactions.

(one of the transactions):

Received cash of $2,300 for services completed for Ferengi Co.
Presented below are selected ledger accounts of Spock Corporation.
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Crusher's a hooker? I could never have guessed, services completed indeed.
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thats fucking great! at least this proves that trekkies are of some value to society.
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zombie84 wrote:thats fucking great! at least this proves that trekkies are of some value to society.
Just a bit better than Warsies. :P

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Truthfully, stuff like this gets kind of annoying after a while in textbooks.
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Please scan the said pages.
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One of my physics books had a problem about characters from Ender's Game.
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References to something relatively obscure like Ender's Game is cool, but that thing with Trek.. gah
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My calculus book in high school had a few Star Wars problems.
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They did it all the time in my accounting textbooks, too. Not just Star Trek, but other famous names as well.
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I had a chemistry study guide this year want me to translate Warp 5 into knots per second
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Jadeite wrote:I had a chemistry study guide this year want me to translate Warp 5 into knots per second
*blinks*
Apart from the stupidity of translating speed into acceleration, what is this doing in a chemistry guide???
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Jadeite wrote:I had a chemistry study guide this year want me to translate Warp 5 into knots per second
It can't be done, the warp scale constantly changes from episode to episode.....

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My Geometry book has a whole section devoted to measuring Star Trek ships on a 3-dimensional graph-thingy...
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Durran Korr wrote:A few problems:
Catherine Janeway Company's weekly payroll, paid on Fridays, totals $6,000. Journalize.
Janeway?? Is that actually a real-life surname?? If it is, it surely ranks up there with "Lovecraft" and "Hitchcock" in the Hall Of Weird Surnames.
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It's not annoying unless it's overly prevalent. If, say, 10% of the questions in the text involved Trek characters, it would be pretty obvious that the author has problems.
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:
Jadeite wrote:I had a chemistry study guide this year want me to translate Warp 5 into knots per second
It can't be done, the warp scale constantly changes from episode to episode.....

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Somehow, I don't think that was the right answer.
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What was the right answer? I too am curious how you can translate speed into acceleration.
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I got to convert lightspeed into inches per second yesterday. That's a big number.
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I used to put Trek/Wars references in my school assignments, I once wrote a story about some country where the capital was named Coruscant and it was run by President Palpatine. It also had an Admiral named Motti.

Never seen it in a textbook though.
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