Whore says: "Stop staring at my boobs!"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-05 07:10pm

Vorlon1701 wrote:
aerius wrote: Yeah, like that time in highschool when you were leaning over the desk and accidentally giving me a perfect view down your top? And that purple top you have where your nipples show up through the fabric?
God damn braggart, if only you were down here in Florida, I'd show you a piece of my mind...and it would involve me crying. A lot.

To Hell with that. Get jmac down here, and wearing that purple top, then make sure she sepnds some time outside without an umbrella (especially here in Tampa right now...fucking Tropical Storm/Depression/whatever-it-is now).

That would be far more constructive. Or, at the very least, more pleasing to the eye.

Demiurge wrote:Boobs ... Well, that and to dispense beverages.

Remember, boys and girls, you can milk anything with nipples!

And who says movies aren't educational?

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-09-05 07:19pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Boobs were made for men to stare at. Well, that and to dispense beverages.
No, breasts were made for touching.

That and if they gave beer instead of milk life would be perfect.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-05 08:04pm

Umm...warm body temperature beer? Uh, thanks but no thanks...I'll stick to nicely refridgerated bottles or cans for my beer.

Laird · Post by **Laird** » 2003-09-05 08:11pm

aerius wrote:Umm...warm body temperature beer? Uh, thanks but no thanks...I'll stick to nicely refridgerated bottles or cans for my beer.

Who said it had to be body tempature? with modified boobs comes added systems...like cooling...so hard nippled cold beer.

Straha · Post by **Straha** » 2003-09-05 11:42pm

What I really hate is when people have writing on their shirts, and stare at your when you read it, this happens to me about 3 times a day, some times moer.

Bug-Eyed Earl · Post by **Bug-Eyed Earl** » 2003-09-06 12:01am

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Demiurge wrote:Boobs were made for men to stare at. Well, that and to dispense beverages.
No, breasts were made for touching.

And putting your penis between them.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-06 07:39am

Straha wrote:What I really hate is when people have writing on their shirts, and stare at your when you read it, this happens to me about 3 times a day, some times moer.

That's funny. As a joke, my wife just got a black t-shirt with tiny white writing on the chest that says 'Stop staring at my tits'. A friend of ours who saw it just pointed and said, "I can't."

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-06 07:51am

Oh for Crap's sake, that girl should have just painted a big ass bullseye on her chest.

But you know what I would have done? If I were that guy, I would have answered her by saying "well then stop staring at my penis!" And then she would have denied it but I would have persisted. "It's girls like you who make me sick! Staring at my penis! I will not be made into an object for your sick fantasies! Do you hear me, you slut? I WILL NOT BE OBJECTIFIED!"

At least this whore fashion trend has not spread onto the male gender, you know? Imagine some dude wearing some tight ass pair of short shorts, with his crotch sticking way out. Girls do this all the time! They wear tight ass shirts and then tight ass shorts! And then they have the customary 'I'm a whore that was molested at age 8' butterfly tatto on the small of their backs for everyone to see.

EmperorMing · Post by **EmperorMing** » 2003-09-06 09:12am

aerius wrote:Umm...warm body temperature beer? Uh, thanks but no thanks...I'll stick to nicely refridgerated bottles or cans for my beer.

As long as it's German it can be body temperature...

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-06 09:25am

Boobs are a wonderful thing. I'm lucky in the fact that my HS is filled with "well-endowed" females that like to dress slutty. And don't mind staring

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Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-06 09:33am

What I am just remembering the vacationing French Girls during the summer thunder showers......

What was that pizza order again...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-06 11:47am

SirNitram wrote:While I don't agree with the woman, I like to boast that I can observe a woman's breasts without being detected. But it's a simple thing.

It's much easier to look at a woman's ass without being caught than to look at a woman's breasts.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-06 11:51am

Darth Wong wrote:
SirNitram wrote:While I don't agree with the woman, I like to boast that I can observe a woman's breasts without being detected. But it's a simple thing.
It's much easier to look at a woman's ass without being caught than to look at a woman's breasts.

Though doing that while talking to the woman in question may prove a challenge.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-06 11:58am

Though doing that while talking to the woman in question may prove a challenge.

Find a stand-in to talk to her while you examine the female in question.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-09-06 05:44pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Oh look, barely a dozen posts and it's sexville already.

This forum loves it, mwahaha!

I wish I had some breats with me now.

Dude, it's a BOOBS thread

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-06 06:10pm

Darth Wong wrote:
SirNitram wrote:While I don't agree with the woman, I like to boast that I can observe a woman's breasts without being detected. But it's a simple thing.
It's much easier to look at a woman's ass without being caught than to look at a woman's breasts.

Obviously. It takes very little skill. While rewarding, however, it does not match the sheer fun of being able to eyeball every tit in an area worth eyeballing, without being noticed.

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2003-09-06 06:12pm

Gandalf wrote:
Though doing that while talking to the woman in question may prove a challenge.

Well, what you do is hang a step behind while they're not paying attention, and get a nice ogle of it while pretending to watch where you're walking. Works like a charm

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-06 07:53pm

Your jealousy of my ass watching techniques is soooooooooo transparent.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-06 08:45pm

The most exploitive thing I did in college was:

*Lug around Video Camera+50 pounds of gear....

"Hi were film students, making a music video for class would you do something for us?"

It's increadable how many women would go along with our suggestions with that simple line....

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-06 08:51pm

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Your jealousy of my ass watching techniques is soooooooooo transparent.

Egh. Staring at their ass is good. Playing grab ass with them is even better.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-06 09:04pm

And video taping two coeds doing fake lesbian shit while using selective zoom, and various cuts is?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-06 09:17pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:And video taping two coeds doing fake lesbian shit while using selective zoom, and various cuts is?

Not as good as joining in.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-06 09:25pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:And video taping two coeds doing fake lesbian shit while using selective zoom, and various cuts is?

Probably illegal.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-09-06 10:31pm

Dude getting unpaid "actresses" for our High School and College "F" grade movies was easy....

Getting them to do all kinds of questionable stuff was almost as easy...

I mean I can't believe we got two girls willing to do a sex scene when we were in High School, (Not willing to fuck, us, but willing to do a sex scene....)

I'm not at all impressed by "Girls gone wild", I had the cheerleaders doing it for the camera when I was a Junior in High School...

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-06 10:32pm

Dude, that's pretty damn illegal.