Rye wrote:Just look at myself for any length of time above a minute, i get so pleased with myself i just come automatically.
Yummy. I love to use the mirror too.
Vorlon1701 wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Wrong! There's the prostate and (in my case) nipples! It's almost like when you do it! I can even do multiple orgasms now...
*watches as every other guy in the thread starts pointing knives, guns, spears, rayguns, and other Implements of Death and Destruction at his head*
Oops.
HOW do you get multiple orgasms, God dammit?!? HOW?!?
Come to New Orleans and find out
Baron Scarpia wrote:
David wrote:That's one part of my body that shall never be touched, unless I'm dying of cancer, in which case I shall insist that only beautiful female doctors be present.
Your loss. The prostate is one of men's greatest errogenous zones...the male G spot, as it were. Sex can be good without it, sure--but with it, sex rises to a whole 'nother level of pleasure.
Good point. I can sometimes orgasm by just having my prostate massaged (by my bf's vigorous fucking, natch). I don't even need to touch my dick...
As I recall from a thread long ago, Ein considers cumming more than once during a short period of time "multiple orgasms".
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Alyrium Denryle wrote:I use a bit of saliva for lubrication myself...
As a hint, don't use shampoo, I had some bad skin problems for like a week after trying that.
Is it good to be un-circumcised though?
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
Gandalf wrote:Is it good to be un-circumcised though?
Yes.
Yippee!!!
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
As for multiple orgasms....I've only been able to do that one time when I was 14. I've tried my damnest to do it again, to no avail. All I can say is, it felt so damn good that I nearly passed out! (yes, it actually is possible. I even ejaculated twice as much as normal! This was immediately after the first too.)
Probably gonna regret posting that last bit later cuz koji and Einy are prolly gonna nag the hell out of me over it.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Vorlon1701 wrote:Oh, and I'm going to New Orleans during Winter Break, Ein. Where in NO do you live?
West Bank (which means it's on the other side of the River Styx- uh, Mississippi), Terrytown, about a mile south on Terry Parkway...
Alright, now to make up some excuse as to why I'm going to some weird section of New Orleans by myself...
Since I don't see a GALE tag in your sig...say you're going to go "experimenting" as I'm sure Ein will be more than happy to "demonstrate" his method for you, and maybe let you "practice" it yourself!
And Zaia: I don't really need to post that I think you should describe it, do you? I mean, I think by now, it's a given.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
West Bank (which means it's on the other side of the River Styx- uh, Mississippi), Terrytown, about a mile south on Terry Parkway...
Alright, now to make up some excuse as to why I'm going to some weird section of New Orleans by myself...
Since I don't see a GALE tag in your sig...say you're going to go "experimenting" as I'm sure Ein will be more than happy to "demonstrate" his method for you, and maybe let you "practice" it yourself!
Not all GALE Force members display their membership in their sigs. (please, no "closet" comments)
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Simplest methonds are always the best. Of course, simple when you're not the one doing it is always better.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Simplest methonds are always the best. Of course, simple when you're not the one doing it is always better.
Not always.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Simplest methonds are always the best. Of course, simple when you're not the one doing it is always better.
Not always.
If this is going to be one of those "I once went out with this person who was awful stories, then I'm not going to ask
PS (lets see how many people get excitied when they see I'm the last post.) All we need now is an excuse to get Marina to post here.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Simplest methonds are always the best. Of course, simple when you're not the one doing it is always better.
Not always.
If this is going to be one of those "I once went out with this person who was awful stories, then I'm not going to ask
PS (lets see how many people get excitied when they see I'm the last post.) All we need now is an excuse to get Marina to post here.
During the course of it she pulled out a bunch of pubes.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
A friend of mine got cut by braces while getting head. He was drunk, otherwise that particular female would never have gotten near him.
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote:A friend of mine got cut by braces while getting head. He was drunk, otherwise that particular female would never have gotten near him.
Holy shit man, never mention that again. EVER! My dick hurts just thinking about it...
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Raxmei wrote:Do shoggoths count as toys or partners?
.................... What is with all the Tenacle/Cthulu porn this past week?!?!
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Nitram: You -are- beautiful. Anyone tries to tell you otherwise kill them.
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I can even do multiple orgasms now...
All I can say is, it felt so damn good that I nearly passed out! (yes, it actually is possible. I even ejaculated twice as much as normal! This was immediately after the first too.)
