Whats YOUR battle cry? (humor)

Drach · Post by **Drach** » 2003-09-06 06:16am

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?usrname=&sex=m

Mine is

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the cliffs! It is Drach Hateblade, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you taste like chicken, and dip you in uranium!"

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-06 06:17am

"For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2003-09-06 06:38am

"For the love of beatings, I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!!!"

or, as El Moose Monstero...

Prowling out of the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a reflective halberd, cometh El Moose Monstero! And he gives a low bellow:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-06 06:44am

semper fi, usually.

Skulking on the cliffs, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Enforcer Talen! And he gives a booming cry:

"For the love of beatings, I lay waste to all I see until everything has croaked!"

speaking of beatings, they shall continue until morale improves.

Hamel · Post by **Hamel** » 2003-09-06 06:50am

Running amidst the wasteland, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Hamel! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to torment you into a new dimension of pain, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-09-06 06:52am

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the freeway! It is DeadM, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pulverize you in such an unsafe manner, Buddha will explode!"

Raxmei · Post by **Raxmei** » 2003-09-06 07:04am

Might as well join in the spamfest.

Running on the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Raxmei! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to smack you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-06 07:43am

Zang! Who is that, rampaging along the mountains! It is Vympel, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:

"In the name of malice, I destroy all in my path like a river of pure piranha!!!"

What the fuck's a zang?

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-09-06 07:47am

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the steppes! It is Innerbrat, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to hump you beyond your expiration date!!"

yes, well...

Stuart Mackey · Post by **Stuart Mackey** » 2003-09-06 08:27am

Hark! Who is that, stalking across the tarmac! It is Stuart Mackey, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He bellows vengefully:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-09-06 08:29am

innerbrat wrote:Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the steppes! It is Innerbrat, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She grunts apocalyptically:

"I'm going to hump you beyond your expiration date!!"

yes, well...

That sounds pretty good to most would-be victims I warrant.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-06 08:30am

Who is that, running over the freeway! It is Superman, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until time and space have no meaning!!!"

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2003-09-06 08:47am

Prowling amidst the desert, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Crazedwraith! And he gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm seriously going to smash you so heinously, your timbers will shiver!"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-06 08:57am

Prowling amidst the terrain, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Peregrin Toker! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you beyond capacity, and then some!"

(Editor's note: Peregrin Toker's the username I usually call myself. I would have used it on this board if it wasn't for the fact that some people were called "cowards" on SD.net's hatemail page for refusing to use their real names)

Oh my...

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-06 09:05am

Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is StormTrooperTR889, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

My personal favorite is "Hurdle the dead; trample the weak" (I run track, so I sort of relate).

Montcalm · Post by **Montcalm** » 2003-09-06 09:11am

I`m going to smash you until the Earth stant still!!!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-09-06 09:37am

Sprinting on the icy wasteland, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Gandalf! And he gives a mighty roar:

"I'm going to pulverize you harder than God thought possible!!!"

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-06 09:40am

Hark! Who is that, skulking on the tundra! It is Mitth`raw`nuruodo, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries mightily:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

(lmfao, i guess I'n in da hood, yo!)

Grand Moff Yenchin · Post by **Grand Moff Yenchin** » 2003-09-06 09:54am

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Grand Moff Yenchin, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

Candy store?! Thorned whip???

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2003-09-06 10:04am

Hark! Who is that, running over the plains! It is Soontir C'boath, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries apocalyptically:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!!"
Ahhhhhhh an Atheist I am, tis God is naught of me!!!~Jason

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-09-06 10:18am

T'dr'duzk b'hazg t't!

"Today is a Good Day for Someone Else to die!"

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-06 12:35pm

BACK OFF!! GET YOUR OWN SANDWICH MOTHER FUCKER!!

I still remember the first time I used that...

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2003-09-06 12:53pm

Running out of the terrain, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Sir Nitram! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until you are hot and bothered!!!"

It's not a patch on 'Get some, demonbitch!'

Zac Naloen · Post by **Zac Naloen** » 2003-09-06 01:13pm

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2003-09-06 01:22pm

Prowling over the freeway, clutching an oversized scalpel, cometh Enigma! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

Or with my other username:

Prowling over the candy store, clutching a meaty axe, cometh Xtremepsycho! And he gives a cruel scream:

"I'm going to spank you until the laws of physics are violated!!"

Or with my real name (name has been ****)

Zang! Who is that, running out of the hotel lobby! It is *****, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He cries thunderously:

"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, you will polymorph into Catherine Hepburn!!"