Whats YOUR battle cry? (humor)

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-09-06 01:32pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:T'dr'duzk b'hazg t't!

"Today is a Good Day for Someone Else to die!"

"Dere c'n onlie be whin t'ousand!"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-09-06 01:48pm

Pratchett butchering another popular film quote.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-09-06 01:53pm

Real name:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!"

Handle:

"I'm going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-09-06 01:58pm

User Name: Running along the tundra, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Solid Snake! And he gives a low scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

Real Name: Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging through the tundra! It is John Lyons, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-09-06 02:31pm

Who is that, striding amidst the mountains! It is Nathan, hands clutching a thorned whip! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to hump you into the danger zone!!!"

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-09-06 02:32pm

Cool site. I got:

Who is that, skulking along the plains! It is Darth Wong, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-09-06 02:37pm

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the wasteland! It is Jadeite, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spank you until time and space have no meaning, and launch you into deep space!!"

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-09-06 02:40pm

Striding over the plains, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Sea Skimmer! And he gives a booming scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!!"

Post by **LadyTevar** » 2003-09-06 02:40pm

Zac Naloen wrote:"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"

.............................
Having just experienced wasabi last night, when a miniscule amount had my mouth burning for the rest of the night... YEAH. That's Painful.

SirNitram wrote: Running out of the terrain, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Sir Nitram! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to hump you until you are hot and bothered!!!"

Oh baby... just wait until tonight...

Edit: I got "I'm gonna clobber you until time and space have no meaning!" I was also holding 'reflective polearm"

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-09-06 02:43pm

Now my real ones:

Admiral Valdemar:

Stalking out of the freeway, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Admiral Valdemar! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you turn inside-out!!"

Nick Edwards:

Who is that, sprinting along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Nick Edwards, hands clutching a meaty axe! He screams gutterally:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall paint the town a sanguine shade of doom!!!"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-06 03:45pm

My Handle wrote:Prowling across the wasteland, attacking with a sharpened screwdriver, cometh RogueIce! And he gives a mighty scream:

"I'm seriously going to spank you backwards in time, and throw you out the window!"

Well then...that sounds about right.

My Real Name wrote:Zang! Who is that, prowling on the steppes! It is Michael Gillis, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you until the Earth stands still!!!"

Why the Hell do I have pitas?

I like it, though.

And if I were a girl with my name suitable altered...

My Feminine Side wrote:Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Michelle Gillis, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you like it's a new extreme sport, then make toast!!!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-06 03:52pm

My full name:

Hark! Who is that, striding out of the hotel lobby! It is Adam ------, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I plunder with reckless abandon!"

My first name only:

Hark! Who is that, rampaging on the hotel lobby! It is Adam, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

My username:

Stalking over the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Kuja! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to bruise you until your rump glows, and trade you for a candy bar!"

My old username:

Rampaging along the terrain, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh IG-88E! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to spank you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into a wumpus!!!"

My title:

Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the tundra! It is The Dark Messenger, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars mightily:

"Hail the blood-letting! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

Post by **RogueIce** » 2003-09-06 03:56pm

Kuja wrote:My title:

Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the tundra! It is The Dark Messenger, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars mightily:

"Hail the blood-letting! I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!"

Good idea!

My title:

Zang! Who is that, rampaging amidst the tundra! It is The Grand Vizier Of The Gnomish Hordes, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to beat you with such reckless abandon, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

C'mere, little BMs...

Mitth`raw`nuruodo · Post by **Mitth`raw`nuruodo** » 2003-09-06 03:58pm

I already did Mitth`raw`nuruodo, let's see what others get:

Full name
Rampaging across the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Chris ------! And he gives a cruel roar:

"Hail the blood-letting! I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!"

Full name if I was a female
Rampaging over the fields, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Christene -------! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you in such an inhumane manner, you will wake up from the Matrix!"

First name
Yea, verily: Who is that, running amidst the tarmac! It is Chris, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows thunderously:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I pillage like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

Other username
Prowling on the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using an oversized scalpel, cometh Frito Lay! And he gives a booming cry:

"I'm seriously going to turn you into part of my balanced breakfast!"

Misc.
Striding on the steppes, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh SEGNOR! And he gives a vengeful bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I feel like chicken tonight!"
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Sprinting along the candy store, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Gnome Admiral Of The Gnomish Hordes! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you until you're a parapalegic!!!"

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-09-06 03:59pm

RogueIce wrote:C'mere, little BMs...

Don't even think about it:

Zang! Who is that, skulking across the wasteland! It is The Black Mage, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I desecrate until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

That fits so perfectly.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-09-06 04:00pm

Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is Darth Yoshi, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pulverize you so utterly, the devil himself will plead for mercy!"
...
Rampaging over the wasteland, carrying a burning branch, cometh Ken Choi! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to beat you until armored tanks pull us apart!!"
...
Stalking across the desert, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Metroid! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm seriously going to strike a match on your crotch, and set you ablaze!"

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-09-06 04:09pm

Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the wasteland! It is 2000AD, hands clutching a thorned whip! He howls ominously:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

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Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the terrain! It is Adam "reaperman" Davison, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a low howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you beyond the end of time!!"

A baseball bat! Come one!!!

Other favourites:

Veni, Vermini, Vomini

Morituri Nolumus Mori

ooooohhhhhhsshhiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

Agent Fisher · Post by **Agent Fisher** » 2003-09-06 04:29pm

Running amidst the mountains, attacking with a reflective halberd, cometh Agent Fisher! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

real name:
Zang! Who is that, prowling through the fields! It is Mike --------, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-09-06 04:46pm

First name:

"I'm seriously going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"

Batman · Post by **Batman** » 2003-09-06 04:51pm

I could've sworn I already posted to this thread. Oh well...

Rampaging on the cliffs, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Batman! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"

...just in case you wondered why I never use it.

KhyronTheBackstabber · Post by **KhyronTheBackstabber** » 2003-09-06 07:12pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting along the cliffs! It is KhyronTheBackstabber, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

My name

Sprinting over the plains, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Dave! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"For the love of beatings, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!"

My nickname

Who is that, running amidst the terrain! It is SuperDave, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He screams ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you until time and space have no meaning!"

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2003-09-06 07:20pm

Striding on the fields, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Tasoth! And he gives a spectacular roar:

"I'm going to fuck you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!!!"

Fear the wang.....

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-09-06 09:56pm

Stalking through the plains, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Verilon! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to punch you beyond the end of time, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

or

Rampaging on the plains, brandishing two hardened pitas, cometh ~my full name~! And he gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

-_-"

~ver

paladin · Post by **paladin** » 2003-09-06 10:04pm

I use the same battlecry as Arthur, the Tick's sidekick:

NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!!!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-06 10:22pm

Who is that, skulking across the terrain! It is Daltonator, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars gutterally:

"Hail the blood-letting! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"