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Live Journals And Their Legality

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Exhibit 1: http://www.livejournal.com/users/plasticgandalf/

Exhibit 2: http://www.livejournal.com/users/boomshake

The second one named herself Aeris.

Her Internet handle is punishing the name of a normal human being, albeit a computer game one. The first one is making Tolkien revolve at high velocity.

There must be some sort of law against this and TOTALLY RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

The fact that no-one gives a shit doesn't even factor in when they're this bad. :x
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Hard to believe that anybody could be that bad at English.
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That first one was bad enough, but that second one was Eye-Rippingly Horrifying!!

I finally see a use for Yosemite Bear's 'Radioactive' warning sign...
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It's ironic that some of the worst offenders of English are native speakers...
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That first one was funny as hell, but FUCKING SHIT, that second one needs to be wiped off the face of Time itself! Jeez, she can't even use normal colors!

My LiveJournal looks a lot better than hers, and all I did was modify some tables and the background...

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oh dear, she writes in those journals like my girlfriend used to on MSN, you have no idea how much training she had to go under just so that i could understand what she was trying to say to me :lol:
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Vorlon1701 wrote:That first one was funny as hell, but FUCKING SHIT, that second one needs to be wiped off the face of Time itself! Jeez, she can't even use normal colors!

My LiveJournal looks a lot better than hers, and all I did was modify some tables and the background...

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Now that's a good LJ!

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okies so wen i woke up dis morning i wuz sooo exsited becuz da welcum back danse for skool wuz tonite!!!! ^_^ i dint have a date becuz mah bf lives in anuther part of canada but my sis goez to da same skool as meh and she dint have one eether so we desided to go togethar!!! so mah daddy took meh an her to saans for kids to find us a dress and stuff!! ^_^ i lurve my dads so much!!! so mah dad piked out a grate dress for meh and it dint even cost lots of money!!! but i am a good girl for him so even if it did i wuld pick da cheeper ones becuz we dun have lots of money... X_x but dats okies becuz we get by neway!!!!
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okies so wen i woke up dis morning i wuz sooo exsited becuz da welcum back danse for skool wuz tonite!!!! ^_^ i dint have a date becuz mah bf lives in anuther part of canada but my sis goez to da same skool as meh and she dint have one eether so we desided to go togethar!!! so mah daddy took meh an her to saans for kids to find us a dress and stuff!! ^_^ i lurve my dads so much!!! so mah dad piked out a grate dress for meh and it dint even cost lots of money!!! but i am a good girl for him so even if it did i wuld pick da cheeper ones becuz we dun have lots of money... X_x but dats okies becuz we get by neway!!!!
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people who type like that are a pet hate for me, i can't stand it because its so difficult to read, they may think its short hand... but its bloody slow to read!!
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Hmm, seems the second one is fake according to a friend who read all the comments (arguably funnier).

That girl sure did a good job at being retarded.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Now that's a good LJ!

Where's da Bear?
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it :D

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(this livejournal stuff reminds me... I need to advertise my blog, maybe get some people to actually comment on stuff....)

Some people really can't type, it makes me very mad. They make all kinds of acryonyms and stuff because they're too stupid/lazy to spell out the whole phrase... that's annoying, becuase people start inventing acryonyms that noone else knows...
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I need to advertise my journal too. Im on Day 9 of the Bottled Fruit Project. :twisted:

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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:That first one was bad enough, but that second one was Eye-Rippingly Horrifying!!

I finally see a use for Yosemite Bear's 'Radioactive' warning sign...

You want to have her offspring ... lots of her hyper intellegent offspring
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aphexmonster wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:That first one was bad enough, but that second one was Eye-Rippingly Horrifying!!

I finally see a use for Yosemite Bear's 'Radioactive' warning sign...

You want to have her offspring ... lots of her hyper intellegent offspring
I'll have to flay you alive with glowing hot metal combs for even suggesting that anyone would want to have offspring with her...
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"Hey, what sound does one make when an online journal makes one nauseous?"

"BLOG!" :P

And that second one is so fake it's not even funny.
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As to the second one, I think I have found the visual equivalent of fingernails on the blackboard.....

Now to finish up the last three Hazmat signs and send them off to Rob Wilson or Kelly.....

Oy...
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Jesus. Can't anyone have normal, easy to read colors?

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Dalton wrote:Jesus. Can't anyone have normal, easy to read colors?

http://www.livejournal.com/users/daltonator
Hey, I'm thinking silver on black isn't that hard to read, check mine out.
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That is pretty horrid writing... reminds me of this page: http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html
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