You Might See Me on Cereal Boxes

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aerius wrote:Well I just got a phone call. You can breathe easy now since I ain't gonna be on a cereal box so you can take those goggles off now. There goes my shot at fame and glory, my chance to be adored by millions of cereal eaters everywhere. Guess I'm not studly enough to be on a cereal box. Oh well, good thing I didn't quit my dayjob.
No offense, but I think we're more concerned about whether jmac is going to be on it. :D

But I'm sure you're pretty studly too.
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RogueIce wrote: jmac: Do you wear spandex? Or just a bathing suit?:)
Either way, chances are there's way too much fabric involved.
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RogueIce wrote:jmac: Do you wear spandex? Or just a bathing suit?:)
Yes. :wink:
neoolong wrote:No offense, but I think we're more concerned about whether jmac is going to be on it. :D
Well I haven't received any calls saying I'm out so it looks like I'm still in the running.
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Well, that's interesting. The discussion seems to have gotten back on topic.

Good luck to ye, jmac, and congrats if you do get plastered onto a cereal box.
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RogueIce wrote:HDS: That's just creepy...
Why thank you.
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1. Grats grats (for jmac).

2. No one remembers the Man Show "PornFlakes" episode?

3. Personally, I'm very grateful for spandex (in the winter). It can get damn cold, and it's keeps you very warm when running.
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His Divine Shadow wrote:
RogueIce wrote:HDS: That's just creepy...
Why thank you.
No problem.
Darth Yoshi wrote:Good luck to ye, jmac, and congrats if you do get plastered onto a cereal box.
Sadly, given the way this thread has gone earlier, jmac is not the only thing to get "plastered" on cereal boxes anymore. :(
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StormTrooperTR889 wrote: 3. Personally, I'm very grateful for spandex (in the winter). It can get damn cold, and it's keeps you very warm when running.
So that's why all the superheroes wear spandex...
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RogueIce wrote: Sadly, given the way this thread has gone earlier, jmac is not the only thing to get "plastered" on cereal boxes anymore.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote: So that's why all the superheroes wear spandex...
That would explain why I keep getting shot through this supposedly bulletproof kevlar weave...
Though if they're spandex I wonder what happended to all that money that was supposed to pay for body armor.

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But they never run more than 20 steps unless they are special "running-type" superheros. They must have other reasons.
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