Macedonian Nationalism- WTF?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-06 08:33pm

www.historyofmacedonia.org

This is the funniest website *ever*. Just try to read their histories and timelines and maps and such...comedy gold.

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-06 08:44pm

You know, when you speak Greek, follow the Greek Orthodox Church, is culturally identical to Greece, and you're only seperate from Greece through political accident, it's time to buckle down and admit it. You're Greek.

It's not like Americans deny that they derive any cultural heritage from England.

EDIT:
There's a lot of hilarious things like that coming from European nations that are "one-province minors" in EU2 terms. I once saw a Chechen website that claimed they were a premier naval power and achieved 50:1 kill ratios against the Russians.

Someone find me a website that justifies Leichtenstein!

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-09-06 08:49pm

It's even funnier when they start talking about THE GREATEST EMPIRE TEH WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-06 08:55pm

Macedonia is indeed powerful, but we all know that teh graitist nation evar is ST. KITTS AND NEVIS! Tremble before their mightiness, silly Americans!

Pablo Sanchez · Post by **Pablo Sanchez** » 2003-09-06 08:56pm

HemlockGrey wrote:It's even funnier when they start talking about THE GREATEST EMPIRE TEH WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN

God... when you've become a tiny mountainous backwater it's time to shut the fuck up about Alexander. And for the record he was educated by Greeks and his primary goal after siezing Persia was the formation of a Greco-Persian society.

Most of all, I want to see a Moroccan website which claims that Spain is the thief of their culture and that the Almoravids were The Greatest Nation Evar.

Darth Gojira · Post by **Darth Gojira** » 2003-09-07 10:02am

Pablo Sanchez wrote:
HemlockGrey wrote:It's even funnier when they start talking about THE GREATEST EMPIRE TEH WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN
God... when you've become a tiny mountainous backwater it's time to shut the fuck up about Alexander. And for the record he was educated by Greeks and his primary goal after siezing Persia was the formation of a Greco-Persian society.

Most of all, I want to see a Moroccan website which claims that Spain is the thief of their culture and that the Almoravids were The Greatest Nation Evar.

Or how about Mongolian nationalists claiming that the Genghis Khan was a card carrying communist?

"He delivered the proletariat into the arms of death, but death is better than evil imperial capitalist oppression!"