Stuff that makes you laugh for some reason

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-09-06 07:46pm

Ever have one instance where someone said something and you were the only person who found it funny, and you don't know why?

I found this line from the Simpsons funny for some reason:

"I'm going to be a Diggeridoo player!"
(Starts playing, and is taken and broken into half)
"Now it's a Diggeri-don't!"

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-09-06 08:12pm

The mental image of a turtle eating a slice of watermelon makes me laugh.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2003-09-06 08:35pm

Watching others getting hit in the nuts never fails to make me laugh.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-09-06 09:39pm

Titties McEarmuffs.

( . )^_^( . )

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-09-06 09:41pm

Titmouse.

Mutant Headcrab · Post by **Mutant Headcrab** » 2003-09-06 09:45pm

I had a friend who made this sort of...noise that always got me laughing hard. It sounded like "hoo-ha" except pronounced in such a way that I found it greatly humorous.

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2003-09-06 10:11pm

Death. Not just any death, but inventive, realistic deaths. Saving Private Ryan had me shitting myself with laughter.

The Cleric · Post by **The Cleric** » 2003-09-06 10:17pm

You're a sick, sick man.

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-09-06 10:21pm

YT300000 wrote:Death. Not just any death, but inventive, realistic deaths. Saving Private Ryan had me shitting myself with laughter.

You're a really nut job. Seek help.

Jadeite · Post by **Jadeite** » 2003-09-06 10:26pm

Originally posted by YT300000:
Death. Not just any death, but inventive, realistic deaths. Saving Private Ryan had me shitting myself with laughter.

I'm the same way.

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-09-06 10:54pm

Corny fight/horror movies. You know, the kind of Kung-Fu flicks where the hero punches some poor bastard and an obcene amount of red kool-aid starts oozing out of the hole in his chest.

Or in beggining of the Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy pulls the kid under his bed and seconds later a fire-hydrant-just-exploded amout of blood bursts through the bed--to the point where it probably weighed more than he did--and splatters all over the ceiling.

Or in the Exorcist where the girl turns her head 360 degrees. I missed the next half-hour when I was on going what through I can only call a near-death experience.

Brother-Captain Gaius · Post by **Brother-Captain Gaius** » 2003-09-07 03:58am

Many classic quotes come to mind. Most were said by me, and heard by few. Always good stuff, nevermind no one else gets it:

"You're not covering me, YOU'RE FUCKING NOT COVERING ME!" - to friend (over phone) during game of Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory while I was trying to disarm a minefield while taking fire.

"Die, you invincible fucks!" - to no one in particular in a game of RtCW while I was trying to mow down the advancing Allies (who had temporary invinciblity from just spawning) with my MG42.

"Ze enemy is veakened!" in an unrealistic German accent + old-school radio-whine-noise-thing. Don't ask.

Then there's that scene in Black Hawk Down where the Somali is running up toward the downed Blackhawk yelling gibberish in whatever language they speak then is suddenly silenced by an M16A2 burst.

Companion Cube · Post by **Companion Cube** » 2003-09-07 04:11am

I find anything with excessive exclamation marks funny to some extent.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-07 07:12am

Footballs hitting guys in the nuts.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-09-07 07:17am

Oh yes, and poop. Poop makes me laugh. And farting. Hamsters too. Watching hamsters poop is hilarious.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-09-07 07:35am

The word 'carbunkle'

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-09-07 08:24am

There's a video at Stileproject of this guy twirling around in a circle on one foot with his other leg sticking out and this kid running around walks right into his leg and goes down.

That makes me laugh.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-09-07 09:51am

Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Corny fight/horror movies. You know, the kind of Kung-Fu flicks where the hero punches some poor bastard and an obcene amount of red kool-aid starts oozing out of the hole in his chest.

Or in beggining of the Nightmare on Elm Street where Freddy pulls the kid under his bed and seconds later a fire-hydrant-just-exploded amout of blood bursts through the bed--to the point where it probably weighed more than he did--and splatters all over the ceiling.

Or in the Exorcist where the girl turns her head 360 degrees. I missed the next half-hour when I was on going what through I can only call a near-death experience.

yeah, that nightmare scene made me snicker.

extreme irony really amuses me. theonion is the most obvious example,.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-09-07 11:50am

JediNeophyte wrote:Then there's that scene in Black Hawk Down where the Somali is running up toward the downed Blackhawk yelling gibberish in whatever language they speak then is suddenly silenced by an M16A2 burst.

For me it's the sceen in Black Hawk Down where the guy fires his rifle right past another guy's ears and completely deafens him with the muzzle blast. This is not long after the now-deaf guy tells the first guy to watch where he fires his damn gun. I just lost in the theatre and couldn't stop laughing.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2003-09-07 12:27pm

Hmmmmmm, I probly shouldn't post this, but me and a couple of our friends got a few laughs out of this guy in my circle of friends for being such a sterotypical black guy. He shot a guy in the head and killed him while robbing a fried chicken joint.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-09-07 12:36pm

Movie reviews.

DeadM · Post by **DeadM** » 2003-09-07 05:57pm

Totally fucking WTF things, ie Arfenhouse the movie.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-09-07 06:17pm

Pizza the Hut.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-09-07 06:47pm

anarchistbunny wrote:Hmmmmmm, I probly shouldn't post this, but me and a couple of our friends got a few laughs out of this guy in my circle of friends for being such a sterotypical black guy. He shot a guy in the head and killed him while robbing a fried chicken joint.

I think it's clear you live in a different world than I do. I don't care if it's my very best friend, I'd report something like that. Yikes.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2003-09-07 07:03pm

<from the simpsons>

::apu pushes button::

[loud booming voice] " SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED! "