Exhibit 2: http://www.livejournal.com/users/boomshake
The second one named herself Aeris.
Her Internet handle is punishing the name of a normal human being, albeit a computer game one. The first one is making Tolkien revolve at high velocity.
There must be some sort of law against this and TOTALLY RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
The fact that no-one gives a shit doesn't even factor in when they're this bad.
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