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Dalton wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Britney Spears and Madonna in the insert, with Justin Timberlake in the main image.
Ouch. I feel sorry for the guy.
[feels Dalton's head] You feel sorry for Timberlake? Are you ok?

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It'll be ok. Pretty soon Justin will have came out and i can go public about my love for Justin.
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Lord Pounder wrote:It'll be ok. Pretty soon Justin will have came out and i can go public about my love for Justin.
You do know he's curently dating Cameron Diaz (bastard!)
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Meh, the kiss lasted less than a second, only a tad longer than the one Madonna then gave Christina Aguhoweverthefuckhernameisspelled.

Right after the kiss they started their performance, with Madonna and Chris in sync with their movements, but Spears was bopping all over and looked like a retard... :roll:
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verilon wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Britney Spears and Madonna in the insert, with Justin Timberlake in the main image.
Ouch. I feel sorry for the guy.
[feels Dalton's head] You feel sorry for Timberlake? Are you ok?
He hasn't done anything particularly evil or deserving of such emasculation.
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Turn on the radio and listen to one of his songs. He does indeed deserve it (and castraction with a belt sander but maybe I'm just being mean.)
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Stormbringer wrote:Turn on the radio and listen to one of his songs. He does indeed deserve it (and castraction with a belt sander but maybe I'm just being mean.)
Seconded, Stormy. Although the Ball Gag Treatment administered by us GALE Boyz would be much preferred for obvious reasons ;) Then you can have him for your purposes... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Another Indy with a gun pic:
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Uh... what?
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France go boom

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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Uh... what?
What you say?
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You have no chance to survive, make your time.

And please, don't continue the quote. :P
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How do you make those error messeges? I used to know someone who could do it on my comp.
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Here's how you do it:

1. Create a text file.
2. Insert code into text file:

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wscript.Echo ("YOUR TEXT HERE")
3. Rename your text file from 'foobar.txt' to 'foobar.VBS'
4. CLiCKiTY your new VBS file. A dialog box with your text in it will pop up.
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wscript.Echo ("KABOOM!!!")
wscript.Echo ("HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !!")
wscript.Echo ("ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US !!")
wscript.Echo ("YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME !!")
wscript.Echo ("HA HA HA !!")
This one pops up a series of dialog boxes. Hilarious, especially when you put it in a N00b's Startup folder!

EDIT: There's always the Windows Messenger way too.

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Net Send <TARGET'S IP ADDY> <YOUR MESSAGE HERE>
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Aha! My pic host is back up! Now, I re-present to you my funny pic!

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Thanks, Ein. But how do you make them error messeges?
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Well, I've been working on a sort of movie poster today, but I cannot finish it properly untill I get 2 pictures (or one picture with a pair) of sitting kittens, facing away from the camera (the closer to a straight-on angle the better).

So far, several hundred pics via google searching have turned up nothing. If anyone can help me and my limited image library out, I'd be grateful.

Untill then, I've had these pics lying around, and haven't posted them here yet:

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And this next one I found on campaigncreations:
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Well, I guess these two cats will have to do.

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Okay...

Bet any Swedish safty officer would have a heart attack...

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Faram wrote:Okay...

Bet any Swedish safty officer would have a heart attack...

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Is it just me or does it appear that the bottom forklift is very close to tipping forward? It looks like the rear wheels are only lightly on the ground.
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Someone please tell me that picture isn't real... :shock:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Someone please tell me that picture isn't real... :shock:
That picture isn't real.
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:)

Considering how the two guys on the upper forklift are positioned so they can bale if the thing falls I think it is real. Real stupid but real.
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This one may have been posted before but it's probably been awhile.


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Tsyroc wrote:This one may have been posted before but it's probably been awhile.


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