A play off my last name. The complete form of that nickname is "K Swiz," like "K Swiss." I don't really like it--sounds like a guy's name--but a lot of people call me that or something based off that, so I put it in.
Did you do one for your full name, first and last? The Kristin one sounded cool, so imagine what your full one might be.
Something involving anal, I bet.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
RogueIce wrote:Did you do one for your full name, first and last? The Kristin one sounded cool, so imagine what your full one might be.
Something involving anal, I bet.
My full name? Alas, nothing so exciting as anal anything:
Skulking amidst the fields, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Kristin Mary Veronica Sw...! And she gives a mighty roar:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I carve into flesh like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"
"On the infrequent occasions when I have been called upon in a formal place to play the bongo drums, the introducer never seems to find it necessary to mention that I also do theoretical physics." -Richard Feynman
Yea, verily: Who is that, running out of the cliffs! It is Ghost Rider, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you like it's a new extreme sport, and sever every head in sight!"
Stalking over the fields, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Dan Ketch! And he gives a cruel scream:
"I'm going to fuck you into the stuff of nightmares, and launch you into deep space!!"
I dunn...but I sorta like the Ketch one better
MM /CF/WG/BOTM/JL/Original Warsie/ACPATHNTDWATGODW FOREVER!!
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the cliffs! It is Consequences, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!"
Superhero identity:
Stalking amidst the icy wasteland, attacking with a thorned whip, cometh Nemesis! And he gives a booming scream:
"I'm going to hump you until you taste like chicken!!!"
Military codename:
Running along the cliffs, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Maverick! And he gives a low scream:
"I'm going to pummel you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
Full name:
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the desert! It is Matthew Sands, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to spackle you with wasabi!"
Last name:
Hark! Who is that, prowling on the wasteland! It is Sands, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to the landscape until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
First name:
Sprinting out of the hotel lobby, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Matthew! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to bludgeon you with such reckless abandon, your screams will reanimate the dead!"
Rank and last name:
Hark! Who is that, rampaging over the candy store! It is Specialist Sands, hands clutching a burning branch! He bellows mightily:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"
Full female name:
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the steppes! It is Matilda Sands, hands clutching a thorned whip! She cries vengefully:
"I'm going to pound you until you shit molton lava, and plug you into a power plant!!"
Female first name:
Who is that, stalking across the steppes! It is Matilda, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a booming grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you so badly, you will polymorph into a woodchuck!!!"
Real battle cries:
Death to all who oppose us!
By the Power of Greyskull, I'm Being Electrocuted!
Its a Trap!
Meh.
Arrgghgristlegristlescreamcrackthudsplut(said by my enemies)
